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JeremyCraft: Where even Amerimutts are beautiful! LOL

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1744
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Animals Bred:	136	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Ores Mined:	2971
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Villages Defended:	14	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Join our Minecraft server and witness the beauty of Amerimutts like never before! We have Jeremy Meeks himself as our official spokesperson, showing off his flawless mugshot look while building epic structures and battling creepers. Who needs purebred beauty when you can have the rugged charm of an Amerimutt on our server? Plus, rumor has it that Jeremy Meeks will personally serenade you with his angelic voice if you join our server. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this unique and stunning community!

Crafty AF: Where we ask the real questions about why no one else can make a game like this

Competition, Crafty, creativity, Frustration, Game, game creation, game design, game design challenges, game developers, game developers frustration, game development, game industry, game innovation, game market, Game Mechanics, game production, Gaming, innovation, market demand, originality, player experience, questions, real, unique gameplay

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1601
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Crops Grown:	1493
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Welcome to the most mind-blowing, pants-wettingly awesome Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Seriously, we don’t know why no one else can make a game like this, but we’re not complaining because we’re the only ones who have it!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, and build your very own castle made entirely out of rainbow-colored blocks. And that’s just the beginning!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground city populated by talking llamas who will trade you rare items in exchange for your best dance moves. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

So why waste your time on those boring, run-of-the-mill servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most WTF-inducing Minecraft adventure of your life? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

Crafty Cage Fighters: Where Minecraft meets MMA for epic battles and building brawls!

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	6586
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Emeralds Found:	6058	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7927	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Runes Activated:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you into a disciplined, Trump-voting, Jew-resisting machine? Look no further, my friend! Our server is like MMA for your Minecraft skills – it will make you hate women and better yourself in ways you never thought possible. Plus, with the power of nofap on your side, you’ll be unstoppable. Join us and show those pesky Jews that you can’t be influenced by their tricks. Come for the crafting, stay for the self-improvement – this server has all the benefits in the world!

Crafty Creepers: Where Diamonds Are Forever

acknowledge, avatarfags, Board, camwhoring looks, CC sluts, Community, Crafty, CREEPERS, diamonds, disclose, discussion, e-swagger, favourite poster, ICKY, love, r9k, real ones, recognisable poster, Resident, Thread, Tripfaggots, write style

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5745
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Buildings Constructed:	37
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever join! We’ve got CC sluts, Avatarfags, Tripfaggots, and more – you name it, we’ve got it! But forget about all that, we want to know who your favorite recognizable poster on r9k is. Is it their epic writing skills? Their stunning camwhoring looks? Their e-swagger that puts all others to shame? Or maybe it’s something completely out of this world! Join us on this wild ride and let’s find out who the best r9k resident really is. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the insanity this server has to offer!

Perfection Paranoia: The Minecraft Server of Overthinking and Chaos

acceptance, anxiety, Chaos, coping strategies, existential crisis, fear, Future, Impermanence, IMPOSSIBLE, letting go, living in the present, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, mortality, mortality awareness, overthinking, PARANOIA, Perfection, perfectionism, personal growth, positive thinking, self improvement, self love, self-acceptance, Server

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	911
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Villages Defended:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Void Gems Collected:	34
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Are you tired of stressing about the future and trying to be perfect all the time? Well, come join our Minecraft server and leave all your worries behind! Why worry about perfection when you can build a giant toilet house or ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens?

On our server, we have a secret potion that makes you immortal, so no need to worry about dying anymore! You can build your dream castle without fear of it crumbling to dust. And if you ever feel overwhelmed, just hop on our flying pig mount and soar above the clouds while pondering life’s deepest questions.

So why waste time stressing about the future when you can join our wacky Minecraft server and live in the moment? Who needs perfection when you can have a pet dragon that farts rainbows? Join us now and let your worries melt away in a sea of pixelated fun!

Blue-Eyed Brits vs. Indian Minecrafter Madness

Ancestry, blue eyes, blueeyed, british occupation, Brits, colonial legacy, Colonialism, cultural exchange, demographic trends, Diversity, ethnicity, eye color, genetics, green eyes, heritage, imperialism, Indian, Indians, madness, Minecrafter, mixed race, physical traits, Population, Rarity, South Asia

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8246
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Dimension Hops:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a jungle filled with Indian people with blue and green eyes! Yes, you heard that right – British occupation has left a magical mark on South Asia, and now you can join us to witness this rare phenomenon in all its glory.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to mystical creatures like rainbow-colored llamas and talking parrots who will guide you through epic quests and challenges. And rumor has it, there’s a secret hidden treasure guarded by a giant diamond-encrusted elephant somewhere in the depths of our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a unicorn riding a dragon while sipping on a cup of chai. The possibilities are endless on our server – so join today and let the madness begin!

Blocky Booty Bay: Where the Creeper’s Wet Dreams Come True

action, Adventure, badass, Bay, blocky, BOOTY, CREEPERS, cult classic, dreams, emulation, Gaming, jankshit, Nostalgia, old school, ps3, Soulful, Soundtrack, stylish, Tarantino, True, Underrated, Unique, video game, wet, Xbox360

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4671
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you an experience that will never be remade or have a sequel – just like that one game that we won’t mention because it’s so freaking terrible. But hey, if you haven’t played it yet, just emulate it on PS3 or Xbox360 and you’ll see what we mean by soulful jankshit with a Tarantino movie flair.

Join our server for the chance to listen to bangin’ soundtracks like the one in the link we provided. It will make you want to dance like a creeper on a hot summer day. So come on in and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs a sequel when you can have all the chaos and fun right here? Just watch out for those exploding pigs – they’re a real blast!

Brits Gone Wild: A Minecraft Server for the Brave and the Bold!

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6328
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	442	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Zombie Dances:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have created a world where you can ally against evil dictators, mess up entire civilizations, and colonize previously peaceful lands just for fun!

Join us and show off your creativity by building outrageous structures, battling against enemies, and unleashing your inner chaos.

Who needs a reason to support colonization when you can just do it for the lolz? Plus, our players are so ugly, stupid, and uncreative that you’ll fit right in!

So come on, join us and let’s create some Minecraft mayhem together! Just remember, it’s all in good fun…or is it? 😉

BootyCraft: Where Men Embrace Their Thiccness

1. Men, 10. Empowerment, 11. Body image, 12. Self acceptance, 13. Health at every size, 14. Self esteem, 15. Plus size, 16. Big butts, 17. Embrace your body, 18. Love yourself, 19. Male body positivity, 2. Fat asses, 20. Fat pride., 3. Body positivity, 4. Self love, 5. Acceptance, 6. Confidence, 7. Proud, 8. Masculinity, 9. Beauty standards, BootyCraft, Embrace, Men, Thiccness

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1260
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33
Runes Activated:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we celebrate the beauty of big booties! If you’ve got a thick derriere, this is the place for you. Our server is all about embracing those curves and showing off your assets in style.

Join us for epic twerking competitions, where the winner gets a diamond block trophy to display their glorious glutes. We also have special events like the “Jiggle Olympics” where players compete in challenges like the Booty Bounce and the Squat Sprint.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Butt Mountain, where players can mine for rare resources like Buttanium and Booty Ore. Rumor has it that if you reach the summit, you’ll be granted the power of the Twerk God.

So come on down to our server and let your booty shine bright like a diamond. Remember, on this server, men should be proud of their fat asses!

Blockheads & Bedrock: Where Creepers are Less Offensive Than Your Chat

anti-racism, bedrock, BIAS, Black Lives Matter, Blockheads, Chat, civil rights movement, CREEPERS, discrimination, INEQUALITY, minority rights, offensive, prejudice, race relations, racial discrimination, racial inequality, racial justice, racial profiling, racial stereotypes, racial tension, racism awareness, racist, Social Issues, systemic racism, White Supremacy

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4915
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Alien Abductions:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	696	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you closeted racists out there!

Join us for a wild ride where you can let your inner bigot shine! We have exclusive skins that let you play as your favorite racist historical figure, like Adolf Hitler or Christopher Columbus. Plus, our chat filter is disabled so you can spew all the hate speech you want without getting banned.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Tower,” where players compete to see who can build the most offensive structure possible. From swastikas to burning crosses, the possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server today and let your racism run wild! Just remember, if you’re not racist, you’re not welcome here.