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Chunky Minecraft SMP Lad

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7398
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Emeralds Found:	4794
Dragons Tamed:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	477
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	19

Join our Minecraft SMP server and escape the clutches of the fat sack of shit! We offer a sanctuary where you can build, mine, and survive without the constant bombardment of baby gorilla podcasts. Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous adventures that will make you forget all about Patreon pages and Twitch streams. So come join us and let’s create a world where the only fat sacks of shit are the ones we build out of blocks!

Tomoso’s Vanilla Ice Cream SMP: Chill with 1.20.6!

1.20.6, Chill, cream, France Discord Diamond economy Papermc Original Minecraft Quality of life Server Plugins Land claims Vanilla SMP Chill Community Survival Building Redstone PVP Mob farm Nether End dimension, Ice, smp, Tomosos, Vanilla

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3104
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Mines Excavated:	2858	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Vanilla Minecraft with select plugins
Economy	Diamond based
Land Claims	No land claims
Server Version	Papermc 1.20.6
Location	France
Discord	https://discord.gg/bGGBSbGRrB

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What type of server is this?	This is a Vanilla Minecraft server with a few select plugins for quality of life improvements.
Is the economy based on diamonds?	Yes, the server has a diamond-based economy.
Are land claims allowed on the server?	No, there are no land claims on this server.
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is running on Papermc 1.20.6.
Where is the server located?	The server is located in France.
Is there a Discord server for communication?	Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/bGGBSbGRrB.

RanmaSisters Minecraft Server

90s, Akane Tendo, Anime, classic, comedy, gender bending, Happosai, It’s, japanese, Jusenkyo, Love Triangle, Manga, Martial Arts, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Over.., Ranma Saotome, RanmaSisters, romantic comedy, Rumiko Takahashi, Server, SHONEN, sibling rivalry, so

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6539
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, look no further because our server is SO over ranmasisters! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a maze of lava and creepers. It’s like a theme park from hell!

2. Our staff members are actually trained ninja warriors who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. They will literally drop down from the sky and karate chop anyone who messes with you.

3. We have a petting zoo filled with mutant animals that you can ride into battle. Imagine riding into battle on a giant spider or a zombie pig!

4. Our main city is built entirely out of diamond blocks because why not? Who needs practicality when you can have bling bling everywhere you look?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most over-the-top Minecraft adventure of your life! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

ConcordCraft Minecraft Server

Concord Edition, Concord Game, Concord General, ConcordCraft, early access, early access game, game development, Gaming, Gaming Community, indie game, Minecraft, multiplayer, online gaming, Request Access, Server, Single player, Snoy Account, Steam, steam game, Steam store, video game, virtual reality

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9383
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Farms Harvested:	771
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Void Gems Collected:	13
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Welcome to the “its ok? edition” Minecraft server, where chaos reigns and laughter never ends! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and ridiculous shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust a move like you’ve never seen before. Trust us, it’s a sight to behold.

But that’s not all! We also have a petting zoo filled with mutant pigs that can fly and cows that can breakdance. Who wouldn’t want to hang out with those funky farm animals?

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our legendary boss, the Derpy Ender Dragon. Rumor has it, he’s so derpy that he accidentally breathes fire-shaped hearts instead of actual flames. It’s both adorable and terrifying at the same time.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare for a wild ride of absurdity and hilarity. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you in the game!

Girlfriend-Free Getaway Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Chronic pain, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, emotional labor, financial strain, getaway, GirlfriendFree, Guilt, health issues, Insecurities, mental health, Minecraft, past trauma, personal time, relationship troubles, Self Discovery, self-care, Server, support system, vacation, vacation expenses, vacation planning

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4174
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4046	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Emeralds Found:	2384

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to relax, unwind, and build to your heart’s content.

Join us and leave behind the stress of dealing with a girlfriend who can’t handle vacations without starting a fight. On our server, the only fights you’ll encounter are epic battles with creepers and skeletons!

Take a break from consoling your insecure partner and spend your days mining for diamonds and exploring vast landscapes. No need to worry about guilt trips or ultimatums here – just pure, unadulterated fun!

So come on over to our server and leave all your relationship woes behind. Your virtual vacation awaits – and this time, you can truly relax without any drama!

BlockyBoys & BadBoyfriends

advice, Apology, BadBoyfriends, best friends, BlockyBoys, Breakup, Communication, compassion, Emotional support, Empathy, friendship, friendship goals, Gratitude, growth, healing, Listening, love, reconciliation, relationship, Self Discovery, Support, Understanding

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2217
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	76
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	3	Animals Bred:	158
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Emeralds Found:	7378

Hey there gamers! Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you cry tears of joy like watching 90 Day Fiancé? Look no further than our server!

Join us for a wild ride of drama and friendship, just like the story of how one player’s birthday dinner turned into a breakup intervention for their best friend. That’s right, our server is so magical that it can even mend broken relationships!

We promise epic adventures, heartfelt conversations, and maybe even a few tears (of joy, of course). So come on over and join the fun, because who knows what crazy stories await you on our server!

SeduceCraft Minecraft Server

Allure, attraction, Charm, chemistry, Communication, Confidence, desire, emotional connection, FANTASY, flirtation, gender swap, hypothetical scenario, Intimacy, Minecraft, personality traits, physical appearance, role reversal, romantic gestures, SeduceCraft, seduction, seductive techniques, self reflection, Server

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5072
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Towns Built:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only way to win is by seducing your own gender-swapped alter ego! Imagine a world where you have to woo yourself but in a totally different body – it’s like a twisted dating sim meets Minecraft adventure. Will you be able to resist your own charm and win the game? Join now and find out! Plus, rumor has it that if you succeed, you’ll unlock secret powers and abilities that will make you the ultimate player on the server. So come on, give in to your inner seducer and see if you have what it takes to win the ultimate challenge!

TrumpCraft: Still the Same!

Beliefs, change of mind, Character, controversial, Gun Violence, influence, leadership, Media, opinion, Perception, Politics, president, public figure, response, same person, Shooting, society, Tragedy, trump, Trumpcraft, united states

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1247
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	304	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as Trump’s Twitter feed? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even Trump himself couldn’t resist joining after the shooting incident. Rumor has it he’s building a wall around his base to keep out all the creepers. Join us for a chance to witness the craziest Minecraft politics you’ve ever seen!

JewCraft Minecraft Server

30 years ago, activism, anniversary, anti-semitism, argentines, Attack, Buenos Aires, Buenos Aires bombing, commemoration, Demand, HUMAN RIGHTS, Jewcraft, Jewish community center, Justice, Memory, Minecraft, protest, Remembrance, Server, solidarity, Terrorism, Tragedy, Victims

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5792
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	100
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Ores Mined:	6143
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight for justice like those argentinians in buenos aires!!! we are like superheroes but in blocky form!!! we will avenge the 85 people who died in the attack on the jewish community center!!! we will build monuments and statues in their honor!!! join us and be a part of this epic quest for justice!!! also, we have free cake every friday!!! so come on and join us, it’s gonna be lit!!!

BlockBuster84: Stopping Illegal Mobs!

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	510
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Towns Built:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where we stop illegal migration ‘at source’ with £84m from keir starmer himself! build a wall around your base to keep out those pesky illegal migrants, or better yet, build a moat filled with lava!

our server is so safe, even keir starmer himself would feel secure here. come join us and be a part of the most secure minecraft server in the world. who needs border control when you have a minecraft server like ours?

so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and help keir starmer stop illegal migration once and for all!

PlanetBlockParty

Astronomy, celestial bodies, Colonization, Concept, cosmic calendar, Days, extraterrestrial life, Future, habitable planets, human settlement, interplanetary travel, Planetary Systems, PlanetBlockParty, Planets, redefine, science fiction, space colonization, space exploration, Technology, time measurement, Years

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6682
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Love Letters Sent:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	58
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	11

so, like, u know how time works on earth, right? well, on this server, time works totally different, man. like, when u log on, it’s like u enter a whole new dimension where days are like minutes and years are like seconds. it’s trippy, dude.

u gotta join this server, bro, cuz it’s like a whole new world out there. u can build crazy stuff, like a house made out of diamonds or a roller coaster that goes to the moon. the possibilities are endless, man.

and get this, on this server, u can ride on the back of a dragon and battle giant spiders. it’s like a fantasy world come to life, dude. u won’t find that on any other server, that’s for sure.

so come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally out-of-this-world server. who needs earth when u can have your own crazy planet to explore? let’s redefine time together, man.