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| Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 7435 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 4600 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 45 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. But little did they know, the base was actually a trap set by a mischievous player who lured them in with promises of riches, only to trap them in a maze of lava and TNT. It was a wild ride, let me tell you!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary PvP tournament where players battle it out on a floating island surrounded by sharks with laser beams attached to their heads. The winner gets a golden toilet seat as a trophy, because why not?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!
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