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BlockBusterBoredom

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	4842
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	124
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

so, u want to join our epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s like a magical land where pigs fly and creepers dance! seriously, our server is so lit that even herobrine himself would be jealous.

u know why u should join? because we have a secret treasure hidden deep in the mines that will make u richer than notch himself. plus, our server is guarded by a dragon that breathes fire made of diamonds. yeah, u heard me right, DIAMONDS.

oh, and did i mention that our server is haunted by the ghosts of all the noobs who couldn’t handle the awesomeness? yeah, they’re always trying to steal our enchanted golden apples, but don’t worry, we have a team of ninja sheep to protect us.

so what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the craziest, most epic adventure of your minecraft life! just be careful not to get lost in the nether, or else u might end up in a parallel universe where chickens rule the world. true story.

PointlessCraft Minecraft Server

“Youth, cherishing relationships, close friend, Contentment, feeling unlovable, Happiness, Loneliness, loneliness cycle, loved one, Mediocrity, mindset, Minecraft, overcoming negativity, personal growth, PointlessCraft, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, Server, sibling, treating others well

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1757
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Divine Spears Created:	20	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the mundane and embrace the chaos! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and hilarious moments that will make you forget all about your boring microwave meals and lack of close friends.

On our server, you’ll never have to worry about feeling unlovable or boring because everyone is welcome, no matter how weird or wacky you may be. We’ve got a community of players who are just as quirky and fun-loving as you, ready to embark on outrageous quests and build insane creations together.

So why wait? Join our server now and let your inner goofball shine! Who knows, you might just find the close friend, sibling, or loved one you’ve been searching for in the most unexpected of places – like a blocky world filled with endless possibilities. Don’t be good, don’t be terrible, just be yourself and have a blast!

Bitcorns Minecraft Server: Where mining meets farming!

Bitcorns, Farming, meets, Minecraft, Mining, Server

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2438
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Falling into the Void:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Secret Passages Found:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Void Gems Collected:	26	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	20	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of llamas on a sugar rush? Look no further than Bitcorns! Join us for a virtual adventure where you can ride pigs into battle, build a castle out of diamond blocks, and even tame a dragon to be your trusty steed.

But that’s not all – on Bitcorns, we have a secret underground society of zombie pigmen who throw the most epic dance parties you’ve ever seen. And rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Dragon while wearing a pumpkin on your head, you’ll unlock the ability to fly on a broomstick like a witch!

So why wait? Join Bitcorns today and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next!

Forever YoungCraft

aging, Aging population, appreciating life, embracing the unknown, existentialism, facing mortality, fear of aging, fear of death, fear of dying, future uncertainty, life and death, life expectancy, living fully, living in the moment, living with purpose, mortality, mortality acceptance, mortality awareness, mortality realization, mortality reflection, YoungCraft

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5300
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	164	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Ores Mined:	5586
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

join our minecraft server and u will never die tomorrow, next week, next month or next year! we have magical potions that make u immortal in the game, so u can play forever and ever and ever.

also, our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures in all of minecraft land. imagine riding a unicorn into battle against a dragon while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds. that’s just a regular tuesday on our server.

plus, our community is filled with the most hilarious and friendly players you’ll ever meet. we have regular dance parties in the virtual town square and weekly costume contests where the winner gets a pet panda to ride around on.

so come join us and never worry about growing old or dying, because on our server, you’ll be young and immortal forever.

Crafty Gunsmiths Minecraft Server

1990s, action, Anime, Bounty Hunters, Car Chases, Chicago, Crafty, crime, detective, explosive action, Fast-paced, Female Protagonists, Guns, gunsmith cats, Gunsmiths, japanese animation, Kenichi Sonoda, Manga, manga series, Minecraft, romance, seinen, Server, Thriller

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9307
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Oh, honey, let me tell you about the romance on this Minecraft server! It’s like a virtual love triangle drama with players fighting over who gets to build a heart-shaped house together. We’ve had players propose with diamond rings made out of pixels and even had a Minecraft wedding complete with pixelated cake and fireworks. It’s like The Bachelor meets Minecraft, you won’t want to miss out on all the lovey-dovey drama! So come join us and find your pixelated soulmate today!

Survival Showdown Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2117
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Meteorites Collected:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Void Gems Collected:	22	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	189
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where only the strongest survive! Are you ready to battle it out with other players for dominance? Choose your weapon wisely, whether it’s a diamond sword or a rubber chicken (yes, we have those too).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that a powerful dragon guards the loot, so gather your friends and prepare for an epic quest to claim the riches.

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime experience.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and show the world that you have what it takes to be the ultimate survivor. Just remember, only one can survive. Which one do you choose?

AuntieCraft: No Thanks!

aunt, AuntieCraft, aunts, baby, campus, Classes, college, Commute, decision, doubt, family, girl, Help, Living, Mother, Moving, Schedule, selfish, Semester, Support, work

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9869
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	98	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Ores Mined:	9600	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped by your family for not wanting to move in with your aunt and help take care of her kids? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape all that drama and build your own virtual family!

Join us and create your own virtual aunt who will never ask you to move in and disrupt your college life. Help her take care of her virtual baby girl and older kids in between mining for diamonds and battling creepers.

Don’t let your real-life family make you doubt yourself – on our server, you’re the hero of your own story. Plus, the daily commute to and from our server is a breeze, no traffic jams or schedule mess-ups here!

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave all that family drama behind. Who needs real-life aunts when you can have a virtual one who respects your boundaries and lets you live your best blocky life?

CraftyCook Minecraft Server

CEREAL, comfort food, convenient, Cook, CraftyCook, Delivery, Dinner, EASY, exhausted, Food, frozen pizza, go-to meal, instant noodles, Lazy, leftovers, microwaveable, Minecraft, pantry meal, Quick, redditors, Server, takeout, tired

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2000
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Hey gamers, are you tired of cooking IRL and just want to chill and play some Minecraft? Join our server where the only thing you have to worry about is what block to place next! Our community is full of players who have mastered the art of surviving on virtual food alone. We have a secret recipe for a virtual feast that will leave you full and satisfied without lifting a finger. So come join us and let’s feast like kings in the world of blocks and pixels!

OligarchCraft: $11B Dividends

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2955
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

so, like, imagine this, right? a bunch of russian dudes, like, billionaires and stuff, made, like, a gazillion dollars in, like, dividends in just over a year. that’s, like, so much money, man. you gotta join our minecraft server, cuz, like, we got russian oligarchs playing with us, and they’re, like, building diamond castles and stuff. it’s, like, crazy, man. you wanna be part of this insane wealth and luxury, right? come join us and be a part of the oligarch gang. we promise you won’t regret it.

HealCraft: No Pain, All Gain

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4240
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11

join dis cray cray minecraft server if u want to experience da ultimate adrenaline rush! our world is filled with danger at every turn, from lava pits to creeper explosions to zombie hoardes. but don’t worry, cuz ur body has evolved to have SELF-HEALING ABILITIES! dat’s right, u can jump off a cliff and be back to full health in no time.

imagine da chaos and mayhem as u battle ur friends in epic pvp battles, only to heal up and do it all over again. u’ll be like a superhero with rapid healing powers, unstoppable and invincible.

so come join us on dis server and experience da thrill of living life on da edge, where danger lurks around every corner but u always come out on top. plus, we have free cake on wednesdays. ain’t dat worth it?