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CraftyCossacks Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, CraftyCossacks, Defense, donetsk, east, eastern europe, eastern front, eastern Ukraine, Geopolitics, intervention, Invasion, Luhansk, Military, Minecraft, Russian tactics, SECURITY, separatists, Server, strategy, superior firepower, Ukraine, War

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9445
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	332	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine’s east is buckling under improved russian tactics and superior firepower… but fear not! because in our server, ukraine has an army of flying pigs armed with diamond swords ready to take on the russian invaders! join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and the chance to ride a llama into battle while wearing a chicken hat. don’t miss out on the fun, join now and help ukraine defend against the russian onslaught in the most ridiculous way possible!

BombasticCraft

Airport, Aviation, bomb disposal, Bomb squad, BombasticCraft, Closed, Detonation, emergency response, evacuation, explosion, historical, historical artifact, Japan, japan history, Military, Safety, SECURITY, U.S. bomb, unexploded ordnance, Wartime, world war II

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4814
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Buildings Constructed:	33
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Towns Built:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	264

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we blow stuff up like a U.S. bomb from World War II! We’re so lit that even Japan’s airport got closed down from our explosions. Join us for some explosive fun and chaos like you’ve never seen before! Who needs boring old airports when you can be blowing stuff up in Minecraft with us? Let’s make history together, one explosion at a time!

BlockyConspiracyCraft

AMERICANS, anti-social tendencies, authoritarianism, Beliefs, BlockyConspiracyCraft, Conspiracy Theory, discrimination, extremism, Immigrants, Minorities, Misinformation, negative views, personality traits, political establishment, prejudice, Propaganda, racism, radicalization, social psychology, society, White replacement, Women

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2835
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	41

Yo, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got all da conspiracy theories u could ever want, including da infamous “White Replacement” theory! If u believe in dat ish, den u gonna fit right in wit our crew of anti-social, authoritarian, immigrant-hatin’, minority-bashin’, woman-disrespectin’ players. We got a whole community of peeps who think like u, so come on down and let’s spread some wild theories together in our virtual world. Plus, we got bomb builds and epic battles to keep u entertained for hours on end. So what u waitin’ for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

Crafty Social Media Minecraft Server

coding, Crafty, elon musk, front page design, Media, Minecraft, modern website, Online Community, recent posts, recent users, Server, site design, site development, Social, social media, social-networking, user engagement, user experience, user interface, web development, Website Design, website functionality, website innovation, website interactivity

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2646
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	4945	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Magic Items Found:	1469
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Are you tired of boring, outdated social media sites? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise you won’t see any recent posts or recent users here, because who needs that when you can be building epic structures and battling creepers instead?

Join our server and escape the mundane world of social media for a land of endless possibilities. Who needs Elon Musk’s fancy sites when you can create your own virtual world with blocks and pixels? Trust us, you won’t be disappointed – unless you’re disappointed by how addictive and fun our server is! So what are you waiting for? Join now and start crafting your own adventure!

Minecraft SMP: >—{ Forget Reality Graphics }—<

3d modeling, abstract design, animation, artistic interpretation, bad, Beautiful, computer graphics, creative expression, decent, digital art, forget, Good, Graphic design, graphics, immersive art, Minecraft, MS-DOS, pixel art, Reality, smp, surrealism, virtual reality, visual effects

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9594
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Elemental Crystals Collected:	33	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Void Gems Collected:	19
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Alien Abductions:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the graphics are so mind-blowingly amazing that you’ll forget what reality even is! It’s like stepping into a pixelated wonderland where everything is beautiful, except for that one block that looks like it was made in MS-DOS. But hey, we don’t talk about that block.

Join us for epic adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. We’ve got secret treasure hunts, epic battles with giant chickens, and even a conspiracy theory about why the villagers always seem to be up to something shady.

So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Plus, our community is so welcoming and friendly that you’ll feel like you’ve found your pixelated family.

Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be sure to watch out for that one block that looks like it’s straight out of MS-DOS. It’s a real eyesore.

Bestie’s Bungalow Takeover

Agreement, anger, apartment, avoidance, band practice, Best Friend, Besties, BETRAYAL, Bungalow, Clarity, Communication, Confrontation, decision, friendship, Furniture, kitchen, misunderstanding, moving out, offer, perspective, roommate, TAKEOVER, Tension

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	627
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where drama is non-existent? Well, look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy roommate story.

Imagine a world where your best friend suddenly hates you for no apparent reason, just like Christine did in this tale. Who knows what kind of drama you’ll encounter on our server? Maybe your virtual best friend will turn on you too!

And don’t worry about making fair offers for furniture and kitchen items, because on our server, everything is free! No need to worry about negotiating prices or feeling guilty for not offering more. Just grab what you need and start building your dream virtual home.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the chaos and hilarity that awaits. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a Minecraft band with a partner who suddenly starts acting cold towards you. The possibilities are endless on our server!

TinyJoy Minecraft SMP

everyday happiness, Happiness, happy moments, joyous moments, little happiness, little joys of life, little moments of joy, little things, Minecraft, moments of happiness, simple joys, simple pleasures, small comforts, small delights, small joys, small moments, small pleasures, small sources of joy, small things that bring joy, smp, tiny delights, tiny pleasures, TinyJoy

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3250
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Magic Items Found:	2077
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Void Gems Collected:	25	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for non-stop laughs and epic adventures!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy shenanigans, like the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs into flying unicorns. Or how about the time we had a massive chicken race across the entire map, with the winner getting a diamond block as a prize?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Dance Party Island,” where players can let loose and show off their best dance moves while being showered with gifts and prizes.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft SMP around? Join us now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

FavPersonCraft

beloved person, Best Friend, cherished person, family member, favorite human, favorite individual, favorite person, favorite personality, favourite person, FavPersonCraft, Hero, Idol, inspiration, loved one, mentor, Role Model, Significant Other, special person, who is your favorite person, who is your favourite person

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	766
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	7

Oh, hands down, it’s gotta be Steve from our Minecraft server! I mean, have you heard about the time he rode a pig off a cliff and landed in a pool of lava, but somehow survived because he was wearing a diamond helmet that he found in a chicken coop? And don’t even get me started on the epic battles he’s had with the Ender Dragon – he once defeated it using nothing but a stack of raw fish and a wooden sword! Plus, our server has a secret underground disco party room where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. So if you want to join in on the craziness and meet some truly unforgettable characters, come hang out with us on our Minecraft server!

ChinaCraft: Putin’s Payday

blackrock, CEO, China, Chinacraft, Conflict, diplomatic relations, economic impact, Economy, emerging markets, financial markets, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global economy, international relations, Investment, Payday, political dynamics, Putins, russia, sanctions, Support, Trade, ukraine war

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4332
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	36	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	2946	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Divine Spears Created:	12

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, the CEO of BlackRock says China is, like, totally supporting Russia’s economy and stuff, and that’s, like, totally cray cray, right?

join this server and you’ll be, like, part of this epic economic alliance that’s gonna take over the world or something. who needs diamonds when you got world domination, amirite?

plus, like, we have this crazy story where the players are actually secret agents trying to stop the evil villager overlords from taking over the server. it’s like James Bond meets Minecraft, man. you gotta join and be part of this epic adventure.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the most insane Minecraft server ever. who needs boring old survival mode when you can be part of a global conspiracy to rule the world? let’s do this, man!

Mirror Wars: Who’s Your Daddy?

Access, access to mirrors, arguments, common, DADDY, dna testing, family disputes, Fatherhood, genetic testing, good mirrors, Identity, less common, MIRROR, Mirrors, modern technology, Paternity, paternity arguments, paternity disputes, paternity issues, Reflection, relationships, self reflection, Wars, Whos

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5441
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Towns Built:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

yo, dis server be lit, like a creeper on fire! join us for some crazy fun and epic adventures! we got more drama than a soap opera, with players arguing over who’s the daddy of that baby zombie!

we got more mirrors than the ender dragon has scales, so you can always check yo self before you wreck yo self. and trust me, you gonna wanna look good when you slayin’ them mobs and buildin’ them epic structures.

join us now and be part of the craziest Minecraft community out there! we promise you won’t regret it, unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, skeletons don’t have feelings anyway, right? so come on down and let’s get this party started!