bruised balls – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Hangover Minecraft SMP

alcohol, alcohol-induced injuries, begging, bros, broskis, bruised balls, busted nut, Drinking, Drunk, EMBARRASSING, embarrassing moments, Friends, funny, hangover, Minecraft, nuts, Party, pisses myself, regret, smp, sore nuts, WTF

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even your virtual nuts can get bruised! Join us for wild nights of drinking with the broskis, where anything can happen. From accidentally peeing on yourself to begging your friends to stop on your nuts (ouch), our server is full of outrageous moments that you won’t find anywhere else. So if you’re looking for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience, come join us and see if you can survive the madness. Just be sure to protect your virtual nuts at all costs!

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Crafty Wincest – Minecraft Server

928176212, advice, Chat, Crafty, general, greentext, Incest, Minecraft, no pedo, no rape, Previous thread, Server, Share stories, Wincest

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage all kinds of family bonding – even if it’s a little too close for comfort! Join us on Wincest – IncestShare for a truly unique gaming experience filled with awkward family reunions and questionable genealogy.

Need advice on how to navigate those tricky family dynamics? Look no further, our chat is filled with experts in all things incestuous. And don’t worry, we have strict rules against anything too creepy – no pedo or rape allowed!

So come on in, grab your cousin and get ready for some greentext-worthy adventures on Wincest – IncestShare. Previous players have raved about the unforgettable family moments they’ve had here – don’t miss out on the fun!

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TV Dressing Room Minecraft SMP

amusement, belly laugh, burst out laughing, caught off guard, chuckling, comedic, dressing, dressing gown, Entertainment, funny moment, hilarious, humor, humorous situation, LAUGHING, loungewear, Minecraft, room, smp, television, unexpected sight, wardrobe choice, wardrobe malfunction, watching TV

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the most epic fashion shows in the virtual world! Our players are known for their outrageous dressing gown ensembles that will have you laughing until you cry. Who needs armor when you can rock a cozy robe while battling creepers?

One time, a player decided to host a TV marathon event in-game, complete with virtual popcorn and soda. But things took a hilarious turn when another player showed up wearing a dressing gown and slippers, thinking it was a pajama party. The sight of them watching TV together in their comfy attire had everyone in stitches!

So if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers and want to join a community that embraces the absurd and the hilarious, come join us! Who knows what other wacky adventures await you in our world of laughter and fun.

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Watch for Finns Minecraft Server

#Finns, Casio, Casio watch, durable watch, Finnish culture, Finnish design, Finnish watch, heat resistant watch, high-quality watch, innovative watch, Minecraft, sauna, sauna accessory, sauna watch, sauna-friendly watch, Server, sweat-proof watch, technology watch, traditional sauna, unique watch, watch, waterproof watch

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only time you need to worry about is how long you’ve been playing! Forget about Casio watches, we’ve got watches specially made for Finns to wear in saunas while they mine for diamonds. Our sauna watch collection is so hot, it’ll make your character sweat just looking at it.

Join our server and experience the thrill of mining in a sauna while wearing a watch that can withstand the heat of a thousand suns. Who needs regular watches when you can have a sauna watch that tells you the time in Finnish sauna language?

So come on, join us and experience the ultimate sauna mining adventure. Just be sure to bring your own towel and plenty of sunscreen because things are about to get steamy!

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Spy x Family Minecraft SMP

#spyxfamily, action, Anime, anya, comedy, Espionage, family, humor, japanese manga, Loid, love, Manga, Minecraft, popular manga, relationships, secret agent, shonen jump, smp, Spy, Thriller, undercover, yor

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the land is ruled by a group of mischievous llamas who have declared themselves the supreme overlords of the server.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic chicken dance battles. And rumor has it that there is a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with glow-in-the-dark creepers.

If you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server today and prepare for a wild ride filled with llamas, chicken kings, and disco parties that will have you saying “I still like Loid, I still like Yor, I still like Anya” in no time!

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🎀BareCraft🎀 Minecraft server

Adventure, BareCraft, building, Clans, Community, Creative, Donations, Dupe, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Fly, Free Admin, Friends, Fun, Large Online, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Pirate, Plugins, Prison, Private, PvP, Ranks, Roleplay, Russian, Server, Survival, Vanilla, Weddings

The owner of the “BareCraft” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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/HiRyS/ Minecraft Server

2.0 Plushie, 2024 Valentine’s Merch, acrylics, archives, CARBONATED LOVE, channel, Clear folder, Covers and Collab songs, ENReco, Fan, gravity, HiRyS, hololive, irys, Isolated Nephilim, Jet tag, Karaoke, Milestones, Minecraft, Moment of My Life, OMOCAT Merch, One Step at a Time, Originals, Promise Mini series, Quarter Bravery, SCs, Server, SmolRyS plushie, Starter Merch, Status, twitter, Voicepacks

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server, where you can join the Isolated Nephilim tribe and battle it out in epic PvP battles! We have exclusive merch like the Promise Mini series and the Jet tag for all our dedicated players. Need a break from the action? Relax with our SmolRyS plushie rerun and clear folder collection. Plus, don’t miss out on our outrageous 2024 Valentines merch and 2.0 Plushie extravaganza. Join now for a chance to win a voicepack from our very own IRyS herself! And if that’s not enough, check out our original songs like “Carbonated Love” and “Gravity” for a musical experience like no other. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community around!

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Dildo Owner Minecraft SMP

adult toy, dildo, fast orgasm, huge dildo, Masturbation, Minecraft, orgasm, OWNER, Pleasure, sex toy, sex toy decision, sex toy effectiveness, sex toy experience, sex toy investment, sex toy opinion, sex toy performance, sex toy purchase, sex toy recommendation, sex toy review, sex toy satisfaction, sexual fulfillment, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, smp

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only requirement for joining is owning a huge dildo and being able to cum in 5 seconds or less! Why, you ask? Well, because our server is all about speed and efficiency! No time to waste when you’re building, mining, and exploring with your fellow players.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon was actually defeated by someone using a huge dildo as their weapon of choice. True story! So if you want to be the next hero of our server, you better come prepared with your trusty toy.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that we have the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen. Picture this: two players facing off, both armed with dildos, trying to outlast each other in a battle of stamina and skill. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to wield the power of the dildo and conquer all in your path. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your fastest cumming abilities – you’re gonna need ’em!

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Marvel Rivals Minecraft Server

anticipation, Competition, countdown, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, fucking, Gaming, go, hype, Lets, Marvel, marvel universe, Minecraft, multiplayer, online gaming, preload, release date, Rivals, Server, Superheroes, up, video games

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, buckle up buttercup because you’re about to embark on the craziest, wildest, most bonkers Minecraft adventure of your life!

Join our server and prepare to be blown away by the sheer insanity that awaits you. Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu? Done. How about battling a horde of zombie chickens armed only with a carrot? We got you covered. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers bust a move to the beat of “Baby Shark.”

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Bacon, a mythical food item that grants you the power to shoot laser beams from your eyes and turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a bunny army take down a dragon.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. Let’s fucking goooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why Are Americans So Vile And Heartless? Minecraft SMP

AMERICANS, compassion, compassionless, Cruel, culture, discrimination, Division, Empathy, Heartless, Humanity, ignorance, INEQUALITY, Kindness, Minecraft, Politics, prejudice, racism, smp, society, Stereotypes, united states, Vile

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with basic builders and bland landscapes? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join our server and witness the chaos of a group of Americans who are so vile and heartless that they make the creepers look like cuddly kittens. With their ruthless PvP skills and cunning tactics, you’ll never know what to expect next.

But don’t worry, we also have a softer side. Our community is filled with hilarious pranks, epic builds, and insane events that will keep you on your toes. From giant chicken statues to underwater roller coasters, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join now and see for yourself why Americans are the craziest Minecraft players around. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even rage quit a few times. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

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Pixel Perfect Minecraft Server

beauty enhancements, beauty standards, body image, celebrity influence, confidence boost, cosmetic industry, cosmetic procedures, cosmetic surgery, cosmetic trends, cultural norms, medical advancements, mental health, Minecraft, perfect, physical appearance, PIXEL, plastic surgery, self esteem, self improvement, Server, social media influence, societal pressures, surgical options, technological advancements

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Join our server and undergo some virtual cosmetic surgery to become the most fabulous blocky character in the game! We offer a wide range of cosmetic enhancements, from pixel-perfect facelifts to diamond-encrusted accessories. Who needs a boring old blocky face when you can have a glamorous pixelated pout? Join us and become the envy of all your blocky friends!

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