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Hangover Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even your virtual nuts can get bruised! Join us for wild nights of drinking with the broskis, where anything can happen. From accidentally peeing on yourself to begging your friends to stop on your nuts (ouch), our server is full of outrageous moments that you won’t find anywhere else. So if you’re looking for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience, come join us and see if you can survive the madness. Just be sure to protect your virtual nuts at all costs!

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MommaCraft: No More Babysitting!

Babysitting, Boundaries, childcare, Communication, control freak, doormat, early retirement, exhaustion, family dynamics, grandparenting, Guilt, long hours, MommaCraft, people pleaser, second parent, sibling conflict, sibling relationships, Support, tiredness, twin babies, vacation guilt, working parents

Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you a break from the real world drama? Look no further! Join our server where you can escape the chaos of family dynamics and dive into a world of blocks and adventures.

Our server is the perfect place for those who need a break from being a doormat or a people pleaser. Leave behind the twin troubles and exhausting childcare duties, and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is mining for diamonds and building epic structures.

Forget about early retirement regrets and control freak siblings – on our server, you are the master of your own destiny. Take a break from the daily grind and join us for some fun and relaxation. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some fellow players who understand the struggle of balancing family responsibilities with personal desires.

So come on, join us on this epic Minecraft adventure and leave the real world drama behind. Let’s build, explore, and laugh together – because life is too short to be stuck in a never-ending cycle of exhaustion and guilt.

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RuleBreaker in Minecraft SMP

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OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! We have this rule that says you can only mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe while wearing a pumpkin on your head, but like, no one follows it because we all know it’s just a joke from the admins.

One time, we had this epic battle between two players who were fighting over a cow, and they ended up destroying half the server with TNT. It was hilarious! And don’t even get me started on the time someone built a giant statue of a chicken that shot fireballs at anyone who got too close.

Plus, we have this secret underground society of players who only communicate in pig Latin and wear nothing but leather armor. It’s wild, I tell ya! So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the chaos. See you in the game, losers!

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ExFilesGone – No Ex, No Stress!

Boundaries, Communication, DELETE, digital footprint, emotional baggage, ex, ExFilesGone, Insecurity, Jealousy, letting go, moving on, partner, past, personal history, photos, privacy, relationship, Respect, social media, social media etiquette, stress, Trust

Are you tired of seeing your partner’s ex’s face popping up on their social media? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict “No Ex Zone” policy! That’s right, no more awkward encounters with your partner’s past relationships while you’re trying to build the perfect pixelated castle. Join us and never worry about deleting old photos again, because on our server, exes are banned faster than you can say “creeper explosion”! So come on over and let’s build a future together, one block at a time.

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MuscleCraft: Weight Loss Edition

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so like, u ever wanted to play minecraft on a server that is so lit it will make ur muscles grow like u been hittin the gym 24/7? well, this server is the place to be, cuz we got this crazy drug that reverses muscle loss in mice and we gonna add it to the game so u can be swole af while u mine and build and stuff.

imagine ur character in minecraft getting jacked just by playing on our server. u gonna be the envy of all the other players, trust me. plus, u gonna be so strong u can take on any mob that comes ur way without breaking a sweat.

come join us on this epic minecraft server and watch ur muscles grow bigger and bigger with every block u break. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so don’t miss out on all the gains u gonna make.

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Hangover Minecraft SMP

MommaCraft: No More Babysitting!

RuleBreaker in Minecraft SMP

ExFilesGone – No Ex, No Stress!

MuscleCraft: Weight Loss Edition