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CraftyCannaLand: No Rx Stim Boost

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	3386
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

come join our epic minecraft server where we blaze it up like a recreational cannabis party every day! no need for prescription stimulants cuz we’re too busy building epic castles and mining for diamonds. forget about that controversial link between cannabis and schizophrenia, we’re all about good vibes and pixelated adventures. our state-of-the-art recreational cannabis policies will have you crafting like a pro in no time. so grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride through the blocky world of minecraft!

Funny Fonnexia Network: Now with 1.21 times the craziness!

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7844
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Potions Brewed:	141
Elemental Crystals Collected:	32	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

Description	Information
Server Name	Fonnexia
Server Location	Sweden
Features	Towny mcMMO Jobs Custom items Crates Chatgames Tokens
IP	Fonnexia.se
Discord	https://discord.gg/tbTBApJpqd

FAQ

1. Can I join the server if I don’t speak Swedish?

Yes, everyone is welcome to play on our server regardless of language.

2. How can I create or join a town?

To create or join a town, you can use the Towny plugin in-game. Simply follow the instructions provided in the plugin menu.

3. Are there any custom items on the server?

Yes, we have custom items available for players to use. These items may have unique abilities or attributes.

4. Can I earn Tokens on the server?

Yes, you can earn Tokens through various activities on the server such as completing quests, participating in events, or winning competitions.

5. Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?

Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a positive and fair gaming environment for all players. You can find the rules listed on our Discord server or in-game.

MatzahCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6883
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Potions Brewed:	94
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Chimeras Created:	1

Are you tired of dealing with Jewish Pseudo-Intellectuals trying to brainwash you into communism on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Our server is the only place where you can safely discuss the powerful ideology of national socialism without fear of being silenced by the (((teaching))) types. Join us for a wild ride of absurdity and outrageousness as we navigate through the wacky world of Minecraft with a sprinkle of conspiracy theories and a dash of humor. So come on, join us and let’s show those scheming intellectuals who’s boss in the virtual world!

SMPdown – The Ding Dong Diddly Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9820
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, on a server far, far away, there was a player named Bob. Bob was just minding his own business, tending to his crops, when suddenly a herd of creepers descended upon his farm. But instead of blowing up his precious crops, they started breakdancing and singing “Creeper, aw man!” Bob was so entertained that he decided to join in and soon enough, they formed a creeper dance crew that took the server by storm.

If that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is home to a secret underground disco club run by none other than a group of dancing skeletons? You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a skeleton bust a move to some funky beats.

So come join us on our server and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures in all of Minecraft. Who needs sIopdown when you can have a ding dong diddly good time with us?

FloatieGoggleFun Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7821
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your in-laws putting floaties and goggles on your daughter every time she goes swimming? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, we don’t even allow floaties or goggles in-game because we want you to swim freely like a Minecraft fish!

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through pixelated waters without any safety gear, just like your daughter’s grandparents! Who needs arm floaties when you can have virtual blocks to hold onto? And forget about goggles, the pixelated sun is so bright, you won’t need them anyway!

So come on over and dive into our server where the only thing floating will be your character in the water, no floaties required! Don’t be an overprotective parent like in the real world, join us and swim dangerously in the world of Minecraft!

Daddy’s Diamond Dating – Minecraft Server

autism, awkward, Boundaries, Communication, dad chat, Daddys, DATING, Diamond, family conflict, formal, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, high school, homecoming, Minecraft, parents, peer pressure, Server, Social Skills, space camp, Support, telescope, UNCOMFORTABLE, Understanding

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9292
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	61	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Enchantments Applied:	199	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from all the drama like a pro! Join us for some epic adventures and hilarious moments that will make you forget about all the awkwardness in real life.

🌌 Explore our virtual universe and discover the wonders of space just like Kyle and his awesome telescope! Who needs homecoming dances when you can gaze at nebulas and galaxies with your new Minecraft buddies?

🪐 Don’t worry about creepy dads trying to set you up on dates, here on our server, the only thing you’ll be dating is your pickaxe as you mine for diamonds and build incredible structures with your friends.

🚀 So, if you’re looking for a place to hang out, make new friends, and have a blast without any awkward encounters, then join our Minecraft server today! Trust us, it’s out of this world! 😉 #MinecraftGoals #NoDramaJustBlocks

OldManCraft SMP

acceptance, aging, emotional changes, Experience, grey hair, growth, Life Changes, life lessons, Maturity, mental changes, new priorities, Nostalgia, OldManCraft, perspective, physical changes, Reflection, Self Discovery, smp, Surprises, time passing, wisdom, wrinkles

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1732
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Villages Defended:	14
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Animals Bred:	131
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the most epic mid-life crisis ever! Our server is like a virtual retirement home for gamers, where you can build your dream mansion, drive virtual sports cars, and even have virtual affairs with other players (just kidding… or are we?).

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where all the cool kids hang out, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano (because why not?), and a petting zoo with creepers and skeletons as the main attractions. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the Fountain of Youth, where you can reverse the effects of aging and become a Minecraft Benjamin Button.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and embrace your inner senior citizen in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible. Who says getting older has to be boring?

CraftyCreeperz

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	3577
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	67	Potions Brewed:	20
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a hot date with a diamond pickaxe! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans.

On our server, you’ll find names so attractive they’ll make your character blush. From “CreeperCuddler” to “EnderDragonWhisperer,” you’ll be surrounded by the most alluring usernames in the Minecraft universe.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who once defeated an army of zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot. Rumor has it that if you can find Blocky Bob, he’ll grant you three wishes – as long as one of them is for a lifetime supply of pork chops.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what kind of crazy antics and unforgettable moments await you in this wacky world!

TroopTroubleCraft

Airbase, arrested, Arrests, Attack, CASUALTIES, Conflict, international news, investigation, iraq, MIDDLE EAST, Military, SECURITY, Statement, suspects, suspects in custody, Terrorism, TroopTroubleCraft, U.S. troops, violence, war zone, Wounded

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2664
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	5694
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	134
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN THE U.S. TROOPS WANNA JOIN BUT THEY GOT ARRESTED FOR TRYING TO ATTACK US HAHAHA. COME JOIN US AND SEE WHAT ALL THE HYPE IS ABOUT. OUR PVP BATTLES ARE SO INTENSE, EVEN THE MILITARY CAN’T HANDLE IT. PLUS, WE HAVE THE BEST BUILDERS IN TOWN CREATING INSANE STRUCTURES THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND. DON’T MISS OUT ON ALL THE FUN, JOIN NOW BEFORE THE COPS COME KNOCKING.

GoonCraft: Celibacy x Infinity

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2977
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Dimension Hops:	4	Crops Grown:	6159
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25

so, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis place is like no other. we got pigs flyin, creepers dancin, and chickens wearin top hats. it’s a whole new world of blocky madness.

if u join dis server, u will be blessed with the power of unlimited diamonds. u can build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and ride a diamond horse into battle.

but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of disco dancing. if u can find them, they will teach u their ways and u will become the ultimate disco king of the server.

oh, and did i mention that we have a portal to the nether that leads straight to a candy land filled with marshmallow mountains and chocolate rivers? it’s like a dream come true, but in minecraft form.

so come on, join us on dis crazy minecraft server and experience the wildest adventures of ur life. gooning is celibacy times infinity, baby!