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Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 3371 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 6250 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 40 |
Chimeras Created: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 10 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 13 |
Void Armor Forged: | 16 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
Zombie Dances: | 7 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
Join us for epic adventures filled with unexpected lag spikes that will keep you on your toes (literally, because you’ll be jumping around trying to avoid falling into lava). Our server is so slow, it’s like playing Minecraft in slow motion – but hey, who needs fast internet when you have the thrill of not knowing if you’ll survive the next server crash?
So come on, join us and embrace the chaos of our hilariously slow server. Who needs speed when you have the chance to witness a herd of sheep breakdance due to lag? Trust us, it’s an experience you won’t want to miss!