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CraftyWebz

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7162
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Emeralds Found:	4077	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your prayers! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing creepers. You’ll never want to leave once you see our custom-built roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano and a haunted mansion filled with friendly ghosts. So why wait? Join now and discover the most useful website you’ll ever need – our crazy Minecraft server!

BlunderCraft – Where potential parents go wrong!

Alternate Reality, BlunderCraft, Blundered, Choices, consequences, destiny, Existence, family, fate, life paths, love, missed connections, missed opportunities, MISTAKES, parents, people, Potential, regret, relationship, what could have been, what ifs, wrong

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5391
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Animals Bred:	130	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Runes Activated:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	12

so like, imagine if those potential people actually existed but in a minecraft server. like, their parents never got together in real life but in this server they did and now there are all these crazy cool characters running around.

join this server if you want to see what could have been if your parents didn’t mess up. maybe you’ll be a superhero or a wizard or a talking llama, who knows!

come on, don’t miss out on the chance to be something amazing in this wacky minecraft world where anything is possible. plus, there’s free cake every friday and a secret underground disco party every saturday night.

so what are you waiting for? join now and live out your wildest dreams in this totally bonkers minecraft server!

FertileMythBusted: NoScentDifference

FertileMythBusted, NoScentDifference

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3649
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

join dis minecraft server cuz it smells like a woman in heat all da time! we got da most fertile scent in all da land, guaranteed to attract all da menz! come sniff around and see for yourself, you won’t be able to resist! our body odour is top notch, whether it’s fertile or not, it’s always gonna make you wanna stay and play! so come on over and get a whiff of our enchanting aroma, you won’t regret it!

DieHard.LIFE

aggressive mobs, Challenging, Community, Competition, cooperation, diehard server, Economy, hardcore mode, Harsh Conditions, harsh weather, high difficulty, limited resources, Missions, PvP, smp server, Special Events, Survival, survival skills, tough challenges, tough players, unforgettable experiences, unique challenges, Vanilla

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8902
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Votes:	679
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Emeralds Found:	5541
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Secret Passages Found:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Zombie Dances:	2

Welcome to DieHard – the SMP server that offers unforgettable experiences and a true challenge for every Minecraft player! If you’re looking for a server that tests your survival skills and presents tough challenges, DieHard is the perfect place for you.

What is DieHard? DieHard is a Survival Multiplayer (SMP) server known for its high level of difficulty. Playing on this server is not for the faint-hearted – only the toughest players will survive!

Key Features of DieHard:

Hardcore Mode: Our server operates in hardcore mode, meaning every death has serious consequences. Only those who are truly determined will make it through.

Extreme Conditions: Harsh weather conditions, aggressive mobs, and limited resources make every day on DieHard a real challenge.

Unique Challenges: Special events and missions that require cunning and bravery. Do you have what it takes to face them?

DieHard Community: Join a community of players who share your passion for survival. Experience top-level cooperation and competition!

diehard.life

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

Artificial Intelligence, augmented reality, bionic, BlockyBanter, Brain, chew on, cyborgs, diabetics, digital health, Future, glucose monitoring, Healthcare, innovation, insulin, Mainstream, medical advancements, Minecraft, prosthetics, random revelation, science fiction, Server, Technology, wearable technology

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6029
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	288
Gods Slained:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where diabetics are the ultimate cyborgs! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated worlds where insulin pumps and sugar levels determine your fate.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, our virtual doctor NPCs will prescribe you with diamond-studded insulin pumps that shoot out enchanted potions to keep your blood sugar in check.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret quest where you can unlock the hidden power of the Glucose Gauntlet, a legendary weapon that can turn your enemies into sugary treats.

So come on, join us and become the ultimate diabetic cyborg in the Minecraft universe! Who knew managing your blood sugar could be this much fun?

CryptoSMP: NoDepositGifts

Blockchain, Burning Fee, Crypto, cryptocurrency, CryptoSMP, Deposit, Digital Currency, economics, finance, gift, Gift Worth 1000 USD, Global Distribution, Investment, monetary, Monetary Economics, NoDepositGifts, rules, scarcity, Self-Growing Crypto, transaction, ZAIAT, ZAIAT Coins

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3545
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Alien Abductions:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	375	Love Letters Sent:	19
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or rewards? Well, look no further because our server is giving away ZAIAT coins as a gift worth $1000! That’s right, you can become a crypto millionaire just by playing Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! ZAIAT is a self-growing crypto that is rewriting the rules of monetary economics. By burning 2% of every transaction through a built-in fee, every use increases scarcity. It’s like a virtual treasure hunt every time you make a trade!

And the best part? We offer free full global distribution of ZAIAT coins to all our players. So come join our server and start mining, trading, and becoming a crypto tycoon in the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

NoTipNoTipNoTip

aita, Birthday, customer service, dining out, Experience, Food, MIL, NoTipNoTipNoTip, pub, Restaurant, Restaurant (Industry), Server, service, sour beer, Tipping, tipping culture, tipping etiquette, tipping expectations, tipping policy, tipping standards

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9951
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Holy Grails Found:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	6980	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

So, like, imagine a Minecraft server where the servers are as bad as this one! You log on and the server greets you like 10 minutes later, doesn’t even tell you what’s on tap (like, what even is that in Minecraft?), and disappears for ages before bringing you a sour beer (because why not have weird drinks in Minecraft too?). And then, get this, he vanishes again before you can even order food! Like, what kind of service is that in a virtual world?

But wait, it gets better. Your food magically appears via other servers, and the original server only shows up again when you wave him down for the bill. And when you don’t tip (because, let’s be real, who tips in Minecraft?), he straight up yells at you across the whole server! Like, talk about virtual drama.

But hey, if you’re into chaotic servers and want to experience the virtual equivalent of a panic attack in your car, then this Minecraft server is the place for you! Join now for a wild ride of bad service and unforgettable moments. Just don’t forget to tip…or else.

KissCraft Minecraft Server

Affection, closeness, Connection, Embrace, emotional bond, Intimacy, kiss, KissCraft, love, Memory, Minecraft, moment, Nostalgia, partner, Passion, physical touch, relationship, Reminiscing, Romantic, Server, Significant Other, Special, Tender

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8477
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	18
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Chimeras Created:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Are you tired of being forever alone in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, you’ll have more kisses than a Hershey’s factory! Our players are so friendly and affectionate, you’ll be smooching left and right in no time. Join now and get ready to pucker up for some pixelated love!

CraftyCreeperLove

CraftyCreeperLove, cyber relationships, dating apps, dating websites, digital age, internet dating, long distance relationships, love, meeting people online, modern dating, online communication, online dating, online interactions, online matchmaking, online romance, relationships, romance, social media, Technology, virtual connections, virtual dating

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	4875
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	277867	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8555
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Runes Activated:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Are you tired of mining for love in all the wrong caves? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place to find your pixelated soulmate! Our server is filled with eligible players just waiting to craft a connection with you. Who needs Tinder when you have diamond swords and pickaxes to win someone’s heart?

Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about being ghosted again because our players are always online, ready to chat and mine together. Plus, rumor has it that two players who met on our server actually got married in real life! Talk about a love story for the ages.

So if you’re looking for love, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of creep(er)y excitement, join our Minecraft server today! Who knows, you might just dig up a diamond in the rough.

BlockWars: Gaza vs Israel

activism, blockwars, Boycott, campaigners, Conflict, controversy, demonstration, gaza, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, olympics, Palestine-Israel, Political, pro-Palestine, protest, social justice, solidarity, sports, Stadium, TEAM

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2727
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	0

u know what else is gonna be a protest? joining our epic minecraft server, where we fight for the rights of block people everywhere! forget about israel and palestine, come join us in a world where the only conflict is between creepers and players! we have epic battles, insane builds, and a secret underground society of villagers plotting world domination. plus, our diamond armor is so blingin’, even herobrine is jealous. so come on, join us and let’s show the world that minecraft is the real olympics of blocky fun!