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DaddyDaycare Minecraft Server: Leave your kids with /v/ for a quick break!

Break, care of them, DaddyDaycare, Daughters, going to, going to leave, guys, hey, Kids, Leave, leave daughters, leave my daughters, long trail, Minecraft, OK, please, please take care, Quick, quickly, really quickly, Server, tags, take care, take care of them, V, with you guys

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9386
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Falling into the Void:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Hey gamers, are you ready for the ultimate Minecraft adventure? Join our server and protect the daughters of a mysterious player who trusts us with their safety! Will you be able to keep them safe from creepers and zombies?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with insane quests and challenges that will test your skills and teamwork. Explore magical lands, build epic structures, and fight off hordes of enemies with your friends!

So come join us and prove that you have what it takes to be a hero in this wacky Minecraft world. And remember, don’t let the daughters down!

Crafty World Chaos

Analysis, Chaos, China, Civilization, Collapsing Civilization, Crafty, Crisis, current events, Downfall, Geopolitical, Geopolitics, global affairs, Government, international relations, leadership, MISTAKES, politicians, resurgence, Resurgent Civilization, West, world, world powers

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9491
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Villages Defended:	11
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	276	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the geopolitical situation is more chaotic than a creeper explosion in a village! 🧨

On this server, the West is like a crumbling sandcastle, while China is rising like a phoenix from the ashes. How did those Western politicians mess up so bad? Well, rumor has it they tried to build a wall around their spawn point but accidentally trapped themselves inside! 🤦‍♂️

But fear not, brave Minecrafters! Join our server and help us navigate this crazy world where alliances shift like sand in a desert storm. Build epic bases to protect yourself from rival factions, or team up with others to take down the Ender Dragon together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the secret to why those Western politicians are so clueless! 🤫

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and be part of the most insane Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced! 🌍🔥

CraftyFireEmblemFrenzy – Join the LOLs & Battles!

Battles, CraftyFireEmblemFrenzy, discussion, event calendar, feh, fire emblem heroes, fully concentrated, general, guides, Join, Links, links and guides, lols, mobile game, mobile game discussion, New Trailer, previous, stats simulator, summoning cost simulator, Timeline, Trailer, twitter, twitter widget

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9167
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4155	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Are you tired of the same old boring servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind!

Join our server for a chance to summon your favorite Fire Emblem Heroes characters and battle it out in epic events that will leave you on the edge of your seat!

But that’s not all! We have a special Event Calendar that will keep you updated on all the latest happenings in the game. And if you need some guidance, check out our Links and Guides section for all the tips and tricks you’ll ever need!

And get this – we even have a Summoning Cost Simulator that will let you test your luck without spending a single diamond!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the adventure of a lifetime! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Poor Parental Pals Minecraft Server

anger, childhood trauma, Dysfunctional family, Emotional Abuse, emotional trauma, family conflict, Family issues, Frustration, generational poverty, hatred, long-term effects of childhood trauma, low socioeconomic status, mental anguish, mental health, Minecraft, negative emotions, PALS, Parental, parents, Poor, POVERTY, Resentment, resentment towards parents, Server, toxic relationships

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6360
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Villages Defended:	16
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Mines Excavated:	4588	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where you can escape from your poor, retarded parents and live out your wildest blocky dreams!

Join us for a chance to build a mansion made entirely out of diamonds and ride a unicorn through the Nether. Our server is so amazing, even Herobrine himself is jealous!

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet creeper that will explode in the faces of your enemies. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself will log on to personally congratulate you for being the coolest player on the server.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your lame parents and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server!

GenderBenderCraft: Because Steve’s fabulous in a dress!

1. Gender identity, 10. Human rights, 11. Social justice, 12. Discrimination, 13. Identity, 14. Inclusivity, 15. Acceptance, 16. Diversity, 17. Empowerment, 18. Intersectionality, 19. Activism, 2. Transgender rights, 20. Equality., 3. LGBTQ+ community, 4. Gender discrimination, 5. Gender equality, 6. Feminism, 7. LGBTQ+ rights, 8. Transphobia, 9. Gender stereotypes, dress, Fabulous, GenderBenderCraft, Steves

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1993
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Void Gems Collected:	27	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Gods Slained:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe some creepers blowing up your creations, but who’s counting?

Join us if you want to experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and the Ender Dragon is actually a misunderstood creature who just needs a hug.

Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining. Legend has it that he’s building a giant statue of Steve made entirely out of diamond blocks as we speak.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and see why even Notch himself is jealous of our server. Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players!

Blocky Booty Brawl: Where Brazilian Babes Battle American Bros

American, american culture, american guys, Babes, battle, blocky, BOOTY, brawl, Brazilian, Brazilian culture, brazilian women, bros, cross-cultural relationships, Cultural differences, DATING, gender dynamics, hookup culture, international dating, Interracial Relationships, Intimacy, relationships, sex, sexual behavior, sexual preferences, social norms, Stereotypes, stereotypes about american men, stereotypes about brazilian women

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5264
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7040
New Chunks Explored:	600246	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

Welcome to our Brazilian vs American Love Connection Minecraft server! Ever wondered if Brazilian women actually fuck American guys? Well, on our server, you can find out for yourself! Join us for a wild ride filled with romance, adventure, and maybe even a little scandal.

Our server is filled with hot Brazilian babes and charming American hunks just waiting to meet you. Build your dream love nest, go on romantic dates, and maybe even start a family (Minecraft style, of course).

But be warned, things can get a little spicy on our server. You never know what kind of drama or steamy love affairs might unfold. So come join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will have you asking yourself, do Brazilian women really fuck American guys?

MineCrafty McMineFace 2023

2023, Action-Adventure, ancient prophecy, challenging gameplay, Character customization, dark fantasy, epic boss battles, fallen angels, Hero’s Journey, immersive world, intense combat, Kino, Lords of the Fallen, McMineFace, minecrafty, mysterious storyline, Next Gen Graphics, powerful weapons, Redemption, RPG, salvation, video game

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4737
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Farms Harvested:	365	Elemental Crystals Collected:	41
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of kino!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts, zombie villagers that breakdance instead of attacking you, and diamond armor that gives you the power to fly like a majestic eagle.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of beatboxing. And rumor has it that if you can find their secret hideout, they will teach you their ways and you’ll become the most feared beatboxing llama in all the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the kino madness for yourself!

MarijuanaCraft: Where Every Day is 4/20 and Muhammad is Fabulous

Day, Fabulous, fag, Gay, Hahahah, hippo, Marijuana, MarijuanaCraft, Muhammad, Muhammad awareness

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7853
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Buildings Constructed:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Welcome to our totally insane Minecraft server where the only rule is to have a good time! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, a player joined and found themselves in a world filled with rainbow-colored sheep that could fly. Yes, you heard that right. Flying sheep! And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server has a secret dance party every night where the creepers bust out their best moves?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that grants wishes to anyone who can find it. Rumor has it that one player wished for an unlimited supply of enchanted golden apples and now they’re the richest player on the server.

So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in our hilarious Minecraft world!

CraftyBagz – Where Blue Archives and General Shenanigans Collide!

4koma, 5th Anniversary Livestream, archives, Balancing Schale’s Books, Blue, blue archive, Cherino, chinatsu, collide, CraftyBagz, Defense, general, Grand Assault, Gregorius, guides, hinata, Joint Firing Drill, Kaiten, Kazusa, Koyuki, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mari, Megu, Nagisa, Natsu, Nodoka, PVs, Reisa, Resources, SCHALE Settlement Task, Shenanigans, Shibasaki Ramen Part-Time Guide Mission, Shigure, shorts, Side Content, The Fury of Set, Toki, UI

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6516
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Potions Brewed:	155
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	95
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! This server is so wild, even the creepers are scared to explode!

Join us for a rollercoaster of a time with Previous Thread filled with memes, resources, and useful links that will make your head spin faster than a spinning Enderman.

Looking for some Minecraft buddies to build epic structures with? Look no further than our Circles/Clubs/Friends section. We’ve got players who can build a castle out of dirt blocks faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe”.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our 4koma, Manga, Side Content, PVs & Shorts section for some epic Minecraft stories that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about our crazy events and content updates? Take on the Grand Assault: Gregorius (Indoors – Torment w/Heavy Armor) challenge and show those mobs who’s boss! Or try your hand at the Limit Break Assault: The Fury of Set and see if you have what it takes to survive.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it. (Disclaimer: Server not responsible for any lost items due to laughter-induced accidents)

TriadCraft: Where Villains Rule and Maxxing is a Must!

charisma, Confidence, dark personality traits, dark triad, Evil, Machiavellianism, Manipulation, manipulation tactics, MAXXING, mindset, narcissism, personal development, psychopathy, rule, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self-improvement journey, Social Skills, strategy, success, toxic behavior, TriadCraft, Villains

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1416
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	281
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	3

Welcome to our Dark Triad Maxxing Minecraft server, where becoming “evil” is not just a possibility, it’s a requirement! Join us as we embark on a journey to unleash our inner villains and conquer the virtual world with our devious schemes and diabolical plans.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and decided to embrace their dark side. They built a fortress of doom made entirely of obsidian and filled it with traps and creepy creatures. They became known as the Dark Lord of Destruction and ruled over their kingdom with an iron fist (literally, they had an iron fist as a weapon).

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also participate in evil challenges like stealing from other players, sabotaging their builds, and even starting a zombie apocalypse just for fun. And if you’re feeling extra daring, you can try your hand at summoning demons or casting cursesDark Triad Maxxing Minecraft server today and let your inner villain run wild! But be warned, once you embrace the darkness, there’s no turning back. Mwahaha!