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PoopCraft: Where Every Block is a Treasure

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	304
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	488
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

Welcome to Brown Man’s Heaven, the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground village where all the villagers wear sunglasses and ride pigs like they’re in a rodeo. It’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

2. Our PvP arena is actually a giant hot dog made out of lava and obsidian. The winner gets to eat the hot dog, but be warned – it’s spicy!

3. Our admin, Bigfoot, is known for randomly turning players into chickens for his own amusement. Don’t worry, you’ll turn back eventually… we think.

4. We have a haunted mansion where the ghosts are actually friendly and will help you mine diamonds. Just be sure to bring them some ghostly snacks!

5. Our server mascot is a rainbow-colored llama named Larry who can fly and shoot lasers from his eyes. He’s the ultimate protector against griefers and trolls.

So what are you waiting for? Join Brown Man’s Heaven today and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

BlockyTraffic Minecraft Server

Abuse, advocacy, Awareness, BlockyTraffic, crime, criminal organizations, Exploitation, forced labor, HUMAN RIGHTS, human trafficking, illegal-trade, law enforcement, Minecraft, modern slavery, prostitution, rescue, Server, sex trafficking, social justice, survivors, Victims, violence, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	497
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more insane than our pixelated world is the stories we come up with to convince you to join!

Picture this: you’re a brave adventurer in a land full of mysteries and dangers. But wait, there’s a twist! The only way to survive is to convince a woman in the west that she can’t go to the authorities for help. Why, you ask? Because in our world, women hold all the power and can destroy companies, industries, and lives with just a word. It’s a wild ride of intrigue and deception as you navigate this topsy-turvy world where the damsel in distress is actually the one calling the shots.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with epic quests and challenges that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about human trafficking. Will you uncover the truth behind the women who sell their own bodies to fund their own lifestyles, or will you be swept up in a whirlwind of mystery and intrigue? Join us and find out!

No more Bobo’s Liquidity Minecraft Server

Analysis, bear market, Bobos, bull market, finance, financial crisis, investing, liquidate, liquidity, longs, market, Minecraft, permabears, risk management, Server, shorts, speculation, stock market, strategy, thinking, Trading, uncertainty

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	360
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	136
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for the ultimate battle between the longs and the shorts in a high-stakes game of Minecraft trading. Will you be able to gather enough liquidity from the longs before the shorts come in to liquidate billions? It’s a race against time and only the most strategic players will come out on top.

But beware, permabears are lurking around every corner ready to sabotage your plans. Will you be able to outsmart them and secure your spot as the ultimate Minecraft trader?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show Bobo who’s boss! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride.

CraftyCouplesCashCow

CraftyCouplesCashCow, different realities, dreams, ENTITLEMENT, envy, financial independence, friendship, Frustration, high standard of living, Jealousy, life experience, Lifestyle, managing expenses, privileged, reality check, Resentment, saving money, solo milestones, speaking my mind, Struggle, Support

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6330
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Towns Built:	1

Are you tired of friends who have everything handed to them on a silver platter? Join our Minecraft server where everyone has to fend for themselves and truly earn their way to success! No more listening to your friends brag about their luxurious lifestyle funded by their partners – on our server, you’ll have to work hard to build your own empire.

Imagine the satisfaction of building your dream home brick by brick, mining for diamonds to afford that shiny new car, and exploring the vast world of Minecraft all on your own. No handouts here, just pure independence and hard work.

So if you’re ready to escape the reality of friends who just don’t get it, join our server and show them what true independence looks like. Who needs a partner to fund their dreams when you can achieve them all on your own in the world of Minecraft? Let’s see who the real boss is!

ImpressiveButNot Minecraft Server

bragging, deceptive, Empty, facade, Fake, Hollow, image-conscious, Impressive.., ImpressiveButNot, materialistic, Minecraft, Overrated, pretentious, self-absorbed, Server, Shallow, shallow display, Show off, status symbol, superficial, unimpressive, Vain

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	5200
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	184	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	New Chunks Explored:	612086
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Join our Minecraft server and impress your friends with your ability to ride a pig while juggling diamonds and singing the entire Minecraft soundtrack backwards! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself wants to join just to see what all the hype is about. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure on our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a real-life Ender Dragon. So why wait? Join now and become a Minecraft legend in your own mind!

PhoneSecretsCraft

Hidden Features, phone capabilities, phone functionalities, phone functions, phone mysteries, phone options, phone secrets, phone settings, phone shortcuts, phone tips, phone tools, phone tricks, PhoneSecretsCraft, smartphone hacks, smartphone mysteries, unknown features

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	4312
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with hidden phone features that will blow your mind!

Ever wanted to play Minecraft with a phone that can transform into a rocket ship and blast off into space? Well, on our server, that’s totally possible! Just find the secret code hidden in the depths of the Nether and watch your phone take flight!

But wait, there’s more! Have you ever dreamed of using your phone as a magical wand to cast spells and defeat mobs? Well, on our server, you can do just that! Just shout “Abracadabra” into your phone and watch as your enemies tremble in fear!

And if that’s not enough, how about using your phone as a time machine to travel back to the prehistoric era and ride dinosaurs in Minecraft? It’s all possible on our server! Just dial the secret number on your phone and get ready for a Jurassic adventure like no other!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and unlock the hidden phone features that will change the way you play Minecraft forever! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ZelenskiyCraft: Defend Against Russian Terror

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4401
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we protect against russian terror like zelenskiy! we need more air defenses to keep our players safe from the vilnyansk casualties! join us and fight against the evil russians in the virtual world of minecraft! build your own air defenses and protect your base from the enemy attacks! let’s show those russians who’s boss in this crazy minecraft world! join now for epic battles and crazy adventures!

PixelatedLawsuit

character rights, copyright infringement, fictional character, fictional universe, fictional world, intellectual property, lawsuit, legal action, legal battle, legal consequences, legal justice, legal precedent, legal protection, legal ramifications, legal recourse, legal rights, Legal System, likeness, Permission, PixelatedLawsuit, SUE

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9003
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	82	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Ores Mined:	7222	Glorious Feasts Held:	20

join our server and become a part of the most epic adventure of all time! we got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing through the meadows, and even a talking potato as our mayor.

why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret portal that led them to a land filled with candy mountains and rivers of chocolate. they became the king of this land and ruled with a fist made of cotton candy.

but that’s not all! we also have a hidden treasure chest that is said to contain the rarest item in all of Minecraft – a diamond sword that shoots laser beams. legend has it that whoever finds this sword will be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and embark on the craziest, most ridiculous journey of your life! who knows, you might even meet a talking cow who tells dad jokes.

Welcome to Avalon: Where You Can LARP to Your Heart’s Content! 🤣 #medievalmayhem

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3973
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

Server Name	Avalon Minecraft Mittelalter Fantasy RP Server
IP Address	141.95.72.173:25773
Version	1.20.6 – 1.21

Overview

Avalon is a Minecraft server set in a medieval fantasy world filled with magic, myths, and adventure. It offers a unique roleplay experience with custom quests and dynamic stories to engage players in an epic journey.

Features

AdvancedRegionMarket
ChestShop
Citizens
dynmap
EasyWarp
Essentials
HeadDatabase
MythicDungeons & MythicMobs
RealisticSeasons
Referral
Sentinel
Shopkeepers
Towny
ValhallaKits, ValhallaMMO & ValhallaRaces
Vault

Why Choose Avalon?

Active Community
Regular Events
Detailed World
Stable Gameplay

How to Join

Visit our website [Link zur Webseite] for instructions on how to connect to our server. Join our Discord community to engage with other players and stay updated on server news.

FAQ

Q: How do I connect to the Avalon server?

A: Visit our website for instructions on how to connect to the server. Make sure you have the correct version of Minecraft installed.

Q: Is roleplaying mandatory on the server?

A: While roleplaying is encouraged, it is not mandatory. Players are free to engage in the gameplay style of their choice.

Q: Are there rules and guidelines for player behavior?

A: Yes, we have a set of rules and guidelines that all players are expected to follow. Violations may result in penalties or bans.

Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

A: Yes, we encourage players to invite their friends to join Avalon. You may even receive rewards for referrals.

Q: Are there regular updates and new content on the server?

A: We strive to provide regular updates and new content to keep the gameplay experience fresh and exciting for our players.

GoyslopCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7880
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Crops Grown:	4549
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1125
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Runes Activated:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as bland as a soggy potato? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us and experience the craziest goyslop for children you’ve ever seen in your life! Our goyslop is so wild, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and a rollercoaster made entirely out of enchanted pickaxes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted goyslop throne!

So why settle for boring goyslop when you can join our server and experience the most epic goyslop adventure of your life? Hurry up and join now before the goyslop madness takes over the world!

CensorCraft Minecraft Server

artistic expression, artistic integrity, CensorCraft, censorship debate, content restrictions, controversial topics, creative boundaries, cultural impact, ethical considerations, film censorship, film industry, freedom of speech, government control, media regulation, Minecraft, Moral values, movie ratings, Opinions, public perception, Server, social responsibility, societal norms, Thoughts

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1356
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Are you tired of boring, censored content in the real world? Come join our Minecraft server where there are no limits to what you can build or say! We believe in freedom of expression, even if it means building giant phallic structures or creating a swear word waterfall. Let your creativity run wild and stick it to the man by joining our uncensored, unfiltered server today!