BrosBeforeBlocks Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BrosBeforeBlocks Minecraft SMP

bonds, BrosBeforeBlocks, brotherhood, Buddies, childhood memories, close friends, Companionship, Connection, emotional, friendship, longing, Memories, Minecraft, missing friends, Nostalgia, old times, PALS, Reminiscing, smp, social media, streamable, Video, yearning

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1157
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Falling into the Void:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Do you miss the good old days of hanging out with your bros and causing chaos in the virtual world? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end. From pranking each other with exploding chickens to staging elaborate treasure hunts, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden passageways. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond the size of a house hidden somewhere in the depths of our world. Will you be the one to find it?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the craziest, most fun-loving community on the block. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

Ashea RP – Where the pixels have more drama than your high school reunion! Server opens this Thursday at 1:00 PM EST!

Adventure, armor, Ashea, Builds, Community, creativity, Custom, discrimination, Drama, est, Exploration, FANTASY, FRIENDSHIPS, HIGH, Lore, Medieval, narrative, nation, Nations, OPENS, pixels, Races, reunion, Roleplay, rp, School, Server, species, THURSDAY, TOWN, weapons

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7916
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops:	11	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Mines Excavated:	4545	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6

Ashea RP Minecraft Server

Server Name	ASHEA RP
Server Discord	discord.gg/ashea
Server IP	ashea.org
Server Version	Java 1.20

Overview

Ashea RP is a geopolitical roleplay server, with a medieval fantasy theme! Explore our custom built world, and traverse through the lands of many nations and species! Engage in battles, create your own story, uncover deep lore, and build your dream world.

FAQ

What races can I play as on the server?

Humans, Nekos, Elves, Dwarves, Dragonborn, Ambystoma, Demons, Endkin, and Wraiths

Can I participate in wars and battles on the server?

Yes, the server offers grand battles and wars with a variety of custom weapons and armor for players to use.

Is there a community on the server?

Yes, the server has an inclusive community that welcomes all players and does not discriminate based on real life factors.

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by visiting the server IP address provided and connecting with Java version 1.20.

BlockParty Minecraft Server

2-BEYO, 2-BEYOBEYO, blockparty, CIS, cis-1, long tail tag, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3149
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Zombie Dances:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Falling into the Void:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter – cis-1,2-BEYOBEYO! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

First of all, our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creature in all of Minecraft – the flying pig unicorn! Legend has it that if you can tame one of these majestic beasts, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous lava surfing competition, where players compete to see who can ride a wave of lava the longest without getting burned to a crisp. It’s a thrilling and dangerous event that will have you on the edge of your seat (if you don’t fall into the lava, that is).

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the mysterious and treacherous Nether realm, where you’ll encounter zombie pigmen who have a strange obsession with disco dancing. Join in on their dance parties or risk facing their wrath – the choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join <i>cis</i>-1,2-BEYOBEYO today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll need it to survive in this wacky world!

HobbyManagerMC SMP

3D Graphics, artist portfolio, artistic skills, book reading, book scanning, career development, digitisation, digitise books, Graphic design, hobby management, HobbyManagerMC, job hunting, Job Search, long books, manage hobbies, personal development, philosophical books, portfolio building, reading, self improvement, smp, Time management

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7933
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	37	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Crops Grown:	6366	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your creativity and have a good laugh? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we have a quest to digitize five long books in-game! That’s right, you’ll be mining and crafting your way through pages upon pages of text to complete this epic task. But wait, there’s more! We also need you to create a 3D graphics artist portfolio in Minecraft to land your dream job in the field. Who knew virtual building could be so important for your career?

And if that wasn’t enough, we have a book club where we read long, philosophical books together in-game. Imagine discussing deep thoughts and theories while fighting off creepers and zombies – now that’s what we call multitasking!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the wildest adventures you’ve ever experienced in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ElderlyCartMinecraftServer

AITAH, blood pressure, blood volume, Chronic illness, dizziness, Elderly, elderly lady, elderly woman, ElderlyCartMinecraftServer, fainting, family opinion, grocery store, heated exchange, hidden illness, low iron, passing out, Pregnancy, Pregnant, Respect, Safety, shopping cart, sweating

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	2991
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Are you tired of dealing with entitled elderly ladies at the grocery store? Join our Minecraft server and ride shopping carts to your heart’s content without any judgment! Our carts are always available for all players, regardless of age or physical appearance. Plus, we have a special pregnancy-friendly zone where you can safely navigate the virtual world without worrying about passing out. Don’t let anyone tell you how to play – join our server and game on, mama!

SisterCraft vs GFWars

Breakup, custody, emotional struggles, family, Financial Security, Future, GFWars, Girlfriend, GRIEVING, Inheritance, Loss, love, new life, parenting, Priorities, relationships, responsibilities, single parent, sister, SisterCraft, Support, Therapy

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7619
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Gods Slained:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Farms Harvested:	833
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where grief and fears are left at the door and the only responsibility you have is to build the most epic creations!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with laughter and energy, just like exploring Paris with a shy and anxious sister who may or may not need therapy. But don’t worry, we have therapists experienced in grief and fears ready to help!

And if you’re worried about your financial future, fear not! Our server offers a 50-25-25 inheritance split in your favor, just like in a family video call with grandparents, uncles, aunts, and a lawyer. Your part will be saved in a bank account until you become an adult, so you can focus on building pixelated castles without a care in the world.

Looking for love? We’ve got you covered! Meet your girlfriend after work for emotional apologies and respectful breakups, all while juggling parenting, disciplining, and school on our server. Who needs a relationship when you have a whole virtual world to conquer?

So come join us and leave your real-life responsibilities behind for a world of endless possibilities and outrageous stories. See you in the game!

BlockyMedic Minecraft Server

BlockyMedic, common mistakes, false beliefs, health fallacies, health inaccuracies, health misconceptions, health misunderstandings, health myths, health myths debunked, healthcare beliefs, healthcare myths, medical errors, medical facts, medical falsehoods, medical inaccuracies, medical misconceptions, medical misconceptions debunked, medical misinformation, medical misunderstandings, medical myths, Minecraft, misconceptions, Server

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	610
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	34
Elemental Crystals Collected:	86	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Chimeras Created:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to cure all your gaming ailments! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a team of highly trained Minecraft doctors who can cure any virtual illness you may encounter. Got a case of the creeper blues? Our doctors will have you back on your feet in no time! Plus, our virtual hospital is fully equipped with all the latest medical technology, including virtual stethoscopes and pixelated band-aids.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Minecraft unicorn, who roams the land spreading joy and rainbows wherever it goes. Want to ride a unicorn into battle? You can do that here! Want to challenge the unicorn to a dance-off? Go for it! The possibilities are endless on our server.

So come on down to our Minecraft hospital of fun and frolics, where the only prescription is more cowbell (and maybe a splash potion of healing). Join us today and let the healing begin!

CruelCraft: Gone Rogue

CHANGE, Character development, compassion, consequences, cruel behavior, cruel person, CruelCraft, Empathy, forgiveness, Justice, Karma, moral compass, past mistakes, personal growth, Redemption, redemption arc, Reflection, Retribution, Rogue, second chances, transformation, Understanding

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5272
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	67	Falling into the Void:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Towns Built:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Have you ever wondered what happened to the most cruel person you know? Well, rumor has it they joined our Minecraft server and turned into a fluffy bunny-loving, flower-picking, hug-giving angel! Yes, that’s right, our server has the power to turn even the most wicked of souls into pure goodness. Join us and witness the magical transformation for yourself! Plus, we have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

ChinaDopeGate2022

anti-doping measures, athlete fairness, Cheating, China doping, ChinaDopeGate2022, Corruption, doping scandal, drug testing, international competition, investigation, legal action, Officials, Olympic committee, Olympic controversy, Olympic integrity, olympics, performance enhancement, Salt Lake Games, sports ethics, sports governance, U.S. probes

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4146
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

so, like, u know how the olympics are all about, like, sports and stuff? well, imagine if the olympic officials were, like, super shady and trying to cover up some major doping scandal in china. like, they’re all, “nope, nothing to see here, move along.” but then the u.s. is all, “we’re gonna investigate this!” and the officials are like, “we’ll ruin the salt lake games if u do!”

so, like, if u wanna be part of a server that’s as scandalous and drama-filled as the olympics, then u gotta join our minecraft server. we’ve got all the drama, intrigue, and shady dealings that u could ever want. plus, we have, like, the best virtual sports competitions that will make u feel like a true champion. so come join us and get in on the action before the olympic officials shut us down!

BoobCraft: Where Rare Boobs Rule

animal anatomy, body image, BoobCraft, Boobs, cultural perceptions, evolutionary biology, female anatomy, Female Gender, female reproductive system, female sexuality, gender differences, gender expectations, Gender Identity, Gender norms, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, human perception, mammalian biology, prominent boobs, rare, rule, sexual characteristics, sexual dimorphism, societal norms

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5833
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Void Armor Forged:	23
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Zombie Dances:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Magic Items Found:	1828

come join our epic minecraft server where we have BOOBS everywhere, not just on the females but on EVERYTHING. you want a cow with boobs? we got it. you want a creeper with boobs? we got it. you want a diamond sword with boobs? WE GOT IT.

our server is the only place where you can milk a chicken and get boob juice instead of eggs.

so come on down and join us for the most titillating minecraft experience of your life. trust us, you won’t regret it.

CraftingClimateCouples

access to resources, child marriage, child marriage drivers, climate adaptation, climate change, community resilience, CraftingClimateCouples, economic instability, environmental changes, extreme poverty, gender equity, gender inequality, HUMAN RIGHTS, impacts of climate change, income, poverty alleviation, resource scarcity, Social Issues, social justice, Sustainable development, vulnerable populations

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8065
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

so, liek, u know how climate change is all, like, bad and stuff? well, on our epic minecraft server, we got a whole different take on it! we believe that climate change is actually making child marriage, like, a totally wild adventure!

imagine this: u log onto our server and suddenly u find urself in a world where child marriage is, like, the norm. but not in a sad way, oh no! it’s, like, a super fun game where u gotta, like, collect resources and income to, like, win the heart of ur child bride! it’s, like, extreme poverty and gender inequality, but, like, in a totally hilarious way!

so, if u wanna experience a whole new level of minecraft where climate change is, like, the ultimate matchmaker, then u gotta join our server, dude! it’s gonna be, like, the craziest adventure of ur life!