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ZombieCraft: Where even the undead can’t resist our killer gameplay! RIP ‘> daughter dies’

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3700
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Villages Defended:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of dealing with crybabies on other Minecraft servers? Join our server where we don’t tolerate any whining – unless it’s from the zombies getting their butts kicked by our players! We promise you won’t hear any “Waaah waaah” here, just epic adventures and endless fun. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, your Minecraft skills will skyrocket to epic levels and you’ll become the ultimate block-building master. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and leave the crybabies behind!

Crafty Down Under: Aussie Memes and Political Shenanigans Server

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5384
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further! Our server is so lit, it’s like a lava pool in the Nether.

Join us for the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft. We’ve got more drama than a soap opera in the End dimension.

Need a break from building? Take a stroll through our virtual shopping center where you might just run into a zombie or two doing some retail therapy.

Feeling competitive? Challenge other players to a PvP battle that’s more intense than a creeper explosion.

With so much excitement happening on our server, you’ll never want to log off. So come join us and let the chaos begin!

Crafty Dragons – Minecraft Server for Dragon Enthusiasts!

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3408
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Mines Excavated:	2873	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server with a PABG (Pawn’s Adventure Battle Grounds) edition!

Imagine a world where you can create your own pawn and battle it out with other players in epic quests and adventures. Official Capcom Survey? We don’t need that, we’ve got our own crazy surveys that will have you laughing for days.

Patch Notes? Who needs those when you can experience the thrill of not knowing what’s coming next! And don’t even get us started on our Dragon’s Dogma 2 Skills, Core Skills, and Augments – they’re so powerful, they’ll make your head spin!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a battle against a dragon with a pawn as your trusty sidekick. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

LOLcraft: The Lmao Server – Where Creeper explosions are just a punchline away!

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3119
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Meteorites Collected:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the mobs move at a snail’s pace? Well, look no further because on our server, the mobs hit the wall so fast you’ll think they’re speed demons on a mission! Join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush as you try to outmaneuver these lightning-fast mobs and survive the chaos. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to keep up with the moids that hit the wall so fast!

Beep Beep Boop Boop Craft: Where even smoke detectors have a sense of rhythm!

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7924
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Star Shards Collected:	58	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	9810	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a snoring Enderman? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even smoke detectors can’t handle it! Join us and experience the thrill of dodging creepers while jamming out to the beeping symphony of smoke detectors set to the rhythm of every 5 seconds. It’s like a dubstep concert in the Nether!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild, even Herobrine himself is afraid to log on. Rumor has it that he once tried to grief our server, but ended up getting pranked by a group of mischievous pigs who stole his diamond sword and replaced it with a carrot. Now he’s too embarrassed to show his pixelated face around here!

So come on down to our server and join the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft community this side of the End portal. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism for all the outrageous stories you’ll hear. See you in the blocky world, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitchy smoke detector)!

– “OopsCraft” – “FailCraft” – “DerpCraft” – “EpicFailCraft” – “BlunderCraft” – “FailWhaleCraft” – “WhoopsieCraft” – “FacepalmCraft” – “FailFishCraft” – “EpicDerpCraft”

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	374
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Emeralds Found:	6404	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a pack of rabid wolves? Look no further!

Join our server and experience the thrill of trying to survive in a world where getting pregnant is a power move. That’s right, our players are so dedicated to the game that they will stop at nothing to ensure their bloodline continues.

One player was so determined to pass on their genes that they accidentally hurt their in-game partner in the process. But hey, no harm no foul, right? Especially when she ends up giving birth to triplets, all fathered by the same player. Talk about a Minecraft love story for the ages!

So if you’re ready for a server that’s as chaotic and hilarious as it is entertaining, come join us! Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next. Just remember to always use protection…or not, if you’re feeling adventurous.

Crafty Steve’s Campaign Trail: The Minecraft Server for Future Presidents

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3619
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	274

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh harder than a creeper exploding in your face? Look no further! Our server is so hilarious, even Herobrine can’t stop laughing! Join us and you’ll be rolling on the floor with laughter as you build your own virtual world. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself logs on to play pranks on unsuspecting players. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the comedy chaos begin! Who knows, maybe you’ll even run into a zombie pigman running for president!

Minecrafter’s Endwalker: XIVG Edition

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1200
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will leave you asking, “Where are your snacks?” Well look no further, because our server is launching on Friday, June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT! Why join? Because we have a Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration event happening right now until Wednesday May 8 at 7:59 AM PDT! Plus, we have a Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test going on until Patch 7.0 – travel the world without leaving your seat! And don’t forget about our PvP Series 5 event happening until Patch 7.0 – battle it out with other players for glory and prizes! Need resources, Free Companies, or Linkshells? We got you covered with our handy guide. And if you’re feeling social, join our meetups happening now – including a 14-hour Broadcast on Friday, April 12 at 8:00 PM PDT. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for some epic adventures and ridiculous shenanigans!

Unemployed Steve’s Blocky Adventures

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7336
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	55
Crops Grown:	4826	Potions Brewed:	93
Buildings Constructed:	33	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Are you tired of being a neet and spending all day watching porn and YouTube videos? Do you need a new motivation in life? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems!

Join our server and escape from the depressing reality of unemployment and financial struggles. Build your dream world and become the richest player in the game! Who needs a job when you can win 300 million euros in Minecraft?

Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where anything is possible. Join now and start your journey to success and happiness. Who knows, you might even find the motivation to start a new TV show! So what are you waiting for? Join our server and turn your life around!

Crafty Cosmos: Where the Universe is Just a Bunch of Blocks

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9340
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the entire universe exists solely to create iron! Yes, you heard that right, forget about exploring galaxies or discovering new planets, all you need to do is mine for iron on our server and you’ll be fulfilling the ultimate purpose of existence.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret society of iron-loving aliens who will trade you rare items in exchange for your precious iron. Rumor has it that they even have diamond armor made entirely out of iron, because why not?

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a giant iron golem as our server mascot who will protect you from any pesky creepers or zombies that try to ruin your iron-mining adventures. So come join us and be a part of the iron revolution in the Minecraft universe!