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The Filthy Zoomers Seethe SMP: Minecraft SMP

bytecode, coding, computer science, Development, efficiency, EXECUTION, FILTHY, Good, java, Jvm, Minecraft, Optimization, Performance, programming, programming language, runtime, seethe, smp, software, software engineering, Technology, virtual machine, zoomers

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9130
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Players Killed by Monsters:	9017
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the zoomers run wild and ruin all the fun? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make those filthy zoomers seethe so hard, they’ll be begging for mercy!

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and a community that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget about all those pesky creepers trying to blow you up. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and show those zoomers who’s boss in the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your diamond sword, because things are about to get wild!

CarBroNoMore Minecraft Server

AITAH, Borrow, brother, CAR, CarBroNoMore, clean, cold weather, consequences, dirtbike, discipline, family, gas, Keys, Messy, Minecraft, Motorbike, Property, Respect, Server, Siblings, siblings issue, theft, Transportation

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9307
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Dragons Tamed:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that values respect for property? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee that your pixelated car will never be trashed by your younger brother (17m) who just got his virtual driver’s license.

Join us and experience the thrill of virtual car ownership without the hassle of cleaning up old McDonald’s food or dealing with missing gas caps. Our server is so clean, even the virtual ants won’t dare to infest your ride.

And don’t worry about your brother taking your virtual keys without permission – we have virtual cops ready to arrest any pixelated thieves. So come join us and let your virtual car stay squeaky clean while you explore the virtual world. Trust us, it’s a lot less frustrating than dealing with real-life car messes.

StepBroNoHomoCollegeStay

Boundaries, college, Communication, community college, Decision making, emotional attachment, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, Family Values, favoritism, generational differences, Home ownership, INDEPENDENCE, living arrangements, Parental Pressure, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, StepBroNoHomoCollegeStay, Stepbrother, stepfamily

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4899
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Void Armor Forged:	13
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	380	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Holy Grails Found:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Dragons Tamed:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of sibling rivalry! Join us and experience the thrill of choosing favorites between your stepbrother and your real brother. Will you let your stepbrother move in and help around the virtual house like your real brother, or will you stick to your guns and keep your virtual home a sibling-free zone?

Embark on epic quests to prove your loyalty to your chosen sibling, whether it’s battling dragons or building the most epic virtual castle. Who will you choose to be your Minecraft sidekick – your stepbrother or your real brother? The drama unfolds in our server, where family ties are put to the ultimate test.

Join now and show the world that when it comes to Minecraft, family feuds are the name of the game!

FusionCraft: Power Up in 10 Years!

clean energy, electrical power, ENERGY, energy efficiency, environmental impact, fusion energy, FusionCraft, future energy, Global Energy crisis, innovation, Japan, limitless energy, nuclear fusion, nuclear technology, power, power generation, Reactor, renewable energy, research and development, Science, sustainable energy, Technology, Years

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7067
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	153	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

join our minecraft server and you will feel the POWER of limitless energy just like japan’s nuclear fusion reactor!!! we are like the reactor but for minecraft, creating ELECTRICAL power with our epic gameplay within the next 10 minutes!!! come join us and experience the ultimate fusion of fun and excitement as we build, mine, and explore in ways you never thought possible!!! don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to be part of something truly revolutionary in the world of minecraft servers!!!

Brain Network Damage Religious Fun!

BELIEF, Brain, brain activity, brain function, brain network damage, brain scans, causation, cognition, Cognitive science, correlation, Damage, extremism, FAITH, Fun, fundamentalist beliefs, mental health, Network, neuroscience, Psychology, Religion, Religious, religious fundamentalism, research, spirituality, study

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	1697
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Void Armor Forged:	22	Dragon Eggs Found:	2127

so like, u know how sometimes u play minecraft and u just feel like ur brain is getting bigger and bigger with all the building and crafting? well, on this server, ur brain is gonna get so big it might explode! in a good way, of course.

we’ve got crazy challenges that will make u question everything u thought u knew about minecraft. like, have u ever had to build a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, we thought not. but on this server, anything is possible.

oh, and did we mention the secret underground society of villagers who have their own language and customs? yeah, they’re real and they’re waiting for u to join them. but be warned, they’re a little… quirky.

so if u want to expand ur brain, take on insane challenges, and hang out with some seriously strange villagers, then this is the server for u. come join us and see how far down the rabbit hole u can go!

YeetCraft – The Ethyria Server

#youtube, content creators, Enna, enna alouette, ethyria, Ethyria Essentials, Ethyria General, Gaming, graduated, LIVESTREAMING, millie, millie parfait, nina, Nina Kosaka, Online Community, Reimu, Reimu Endou, Server, social media, twitch, twitter, yeah, YeetCraft

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5266
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further! Join our server where Enna, Millie, Nina, and Reimu are the rulers of the land! Enna will serenade you with her melodic voice, Millie will bake you delicious Minecraft cakes, Nina will guide you through the treacherous dungeons, and Reimu will protect you from any creepers that come your way!

But wait, there’s more! Ethyria Essentials will provide you with all the essential items you need to survive and thrive in this wacky world. Need a diamond sword? They got you covered. Want a potion of invisibility? They’ve got that too!

So come join us on this epic adventure where the sky’s the limit (literally, because we have flying pigs in our world)! Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this crazy community. Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft legend!

The Love Of My Life Is Graduating Minecraft SMP

Commitment, coping, decision, doubt, emotions, Future, graduating, Graduation, HEARTBREAK, Life, love, mental health, Minecraft, moving on, partner, relationship, Sadness, smp, Struggle, Support, tough choices, uncertainty

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9308
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Crops Grown:	2145	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Are you feeling like the love of your life is about to leave you in the dust? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, you can escape the drama and build a new love story with your blocky buddies! Who needs a significant other when you can have a diamond sword as your companion? Join us and watch your heartache melt away as you battle creepers and mine for precious ores. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your true love in the form of a pixelated pig! So why wait for heartbreak when you can join our SMP and craft a new beginning?

CraftyNameChangeMadness

baby names, CraftyNameChangeMadness, family approval, family communication, family conflict, family disagreements, family dynamics, family expectations, family judgment, family opinions, family pressure, family relationships, Family Support, family traditions, Family Values, parenting decisions, refusing to discuss, setting boundaries, standing up for yourself, traditional names, unconventional names

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5594
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Ores Mined:	9011	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate the name Sloane in all its glory! Join us if you’re tired of boring, traditional names like Anna and James. Our server is a safe haven for all Sloanes out there, where you can build, mine, and craft without any negativity about your name.

We understand the struggles of having a unique name, just like Sloane. Our community is full of supportive players who will cheer you on for choosing such a cool and unconventional name. Say goodbye to the haters and hello to a world where Sloane reigns supreme!

So come on, join us on this epic Minecraft adventure and show the world that Sloane is not just a name, it’s a statement. Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise, because on our server, Sloane is the name of champions!

HezzyCraft: Rocket Rain in Lebanon

airstrikes, Attack, BBC, border, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, defense forces, escalation, hezbollah, HezzyCraft, international news, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Rain, RETALIATION, Rocket, rocket launchers, SECURITY, southern Lebanon, Tension, War

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5968
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Emeralds Found:	7361
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

hey u, ya u, do u like blowing stuff up? well do i have the server for u! come join us in this epic minecraft server where u can unleash ur inner chaos and destroy everything in sight! we got 100 hezbollah rocket launchers just waiting for u to blow up in southern lebanon! join now and let the explosions begin! trust me, u won’t regret it! #boom #minecraftmadness #chaosawaits

Blocky Boys and Girls Autism Club

autism, behavioral therapy, blocky, Boys, brain development, club, cognitive differences, early intervention, environmental factors, gender differences, genetic predisposition, genetics, Girls, heritable, neurodevelopmental disorder, repetitive behaviors, sensory processing, social communication, Social Skills, special education, spectrum disorder, speech therapy

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4552
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Yo, you gotta join dis Minecraft server, cuz like, did you know autism is more heritable in boys than in girls? Yeah, it’s like a genetic lottery up in here! Join us and see if you got that lucky autism gene, bro! We got crazy challenges like building a house out of rainbow sheep and riding pigs into battle against evil zombie villagers. Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget how to spell your own name. So come on, join the fun and let’s get autistic together!