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| Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 4152 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Runes Activated: | 2 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 35 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 6239 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 | Battle Standards Raised: | 13 |
Let me tell you, this server is like no other. We have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of diamonds. Why, you ask? Because why not!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also haunted by the ghost of a cow who can speak in binary code. He’ll give you riddles to solve in exchange for rare loot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying carpets.
So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Well, let me ask you this: Is experiencing childhood trauma more common than not experiencing it? Who knows, maybe facing the challenges of our server will shape you into a stronger, more resilient player. Or maybe you’ll just have a good laugh and make some new friends. Either way, come join us for some epic adventures and ridiculous shenanigans!
