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Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 9817 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Ores Mined: | 4498 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
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