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SandwichCraft

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8385
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9326	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Void Gems Collected:	37	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Enchantments Applied:	223

Are you tired of your sandwich maker breaking down and ruining your lunchtime vibes? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, we have a magical sandwich making machine that never breaks! Just hop on and start crafting those delicious virtual sandwiches to your heart’s content. Who needs a real sandwich maker when you have this amazing feature on our server?

Join us now and never worry about your sandwich making woes again. Plus, rumor has it that if you make the most epic sandwich on the server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can battle sandwich monsters and claim the ultimate sandwich crown. Don’t miss out on this crazy adventure – join our server today and let the sandwich making madness begin!

Todo’s Trivia Time Minecraft

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8274
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	New Chunks Explored:	561613
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

Are you ready to embark on the most EPIC Minecraft adventure of your life? Join our server and prepare to be amazed by the wonders that await you!

Imagine a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky. Well, that’s just a typical day on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Todo, a wise and all-knowing being who will challenge you with mind-bending riddles and quests. Can you answer this simple question from Todo and unlock the secrets of the universe? Only time will tell!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster!

Oshi’s Block Party

akane, Anime, Beloved, BLOCK, cute, dressing up, family, fashion, identity crisis, japanese, Jealousy, Kana, Manga, Oshi no Ko, Oshis, Outfit, Party, Rivalry, sibling, sister, Style, transformation, trying on

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	8114
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Dragon Eggs Found:	8657

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where even the NPCs have drama! Picture this: Akane, a fierce warrior, decides to try on Kana’s outfit without asking. Chaos ensues as Kana catches her in the act and a hilarious catfight breaks out. But that’s just a taste of the WILD adventures waiting for you on our server!

Join us for INSANE battles, OUTRAGEOUS quests, and UNBELIEVABLE shenanigans. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next? So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be a part of the madness!

Crafty Queers Server

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4164
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Star Shards Collected:	131	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Are you ready to embark on a wild adventure filled with sped ed school shenanigans? Join us and meet a 15 or 16-year-old Latino dude who will become your best friend! Get ready for some crazy escapades as you try to avoid getting in trouble with the teachers.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of bus rides where you can say goodbye to your crush without sitting next to them. And don’t forget about exploring your femboy side by wearing your mom’s clothes (just make sure not to get any cum on them)!

As you journey through our server, you’ll discover new kinks like femdom and sissy shit that will make you question your life choices. And who knows, you might even find yourself getting hot and bothered by hentai directed towards women!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, things may get a little shameful along the way!

DetentionCraft: Where Creepers are the Class Clowns

“Youth, ACADEMIC, America, American education system, assignments, Class, Classroom, clowns, CREEPERS, curriculum, DetentionCraft, education, extracurricular activities, high school, learning, Projects, school culture, school life, socializing, Students, study, teachers, teenagers, tests

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1641
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Animals Bred:	18	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe! Imagine a high school class in America, but instead of boring lectures and homework, you get to build and explore in the virtual world of Minecraft.

Join us for epic adventures where you can slay dragons with your classmates, ride unicorns to class, and party in the cafeteria like there’s no tomorrow.

Our teachers are minecraft masters who will guide you through quests and challenges that will blow your mind. And don’t worry about grades here, the only thing you need to worry about is how to build the most epic castle in the land.

So come on and join us for the craziest high school experience you’ll ever have, all in the world of Minecraft!

PhaseCraft: Lia’s LOL-tastic Server

#youtube, Cytube channel, Divegrass team, Events, games, Girls, Imperial BDU, implying, implyingrigged, Japan, LIA, Lia Juicejack Me t-shirt, Lia Liker’s Secret Clubhouse, LiaLikerVault, Lias, LOLtastic, love Lia, original song, Outfit, phase connect, Phase Wars 2, PhaseCraft, Previous thread, production, Rentry, Schedule, Server, STREAMS, t-shirt, Team Blaze, twitter, vacation, VOD suggestions, VODclubhouse, VTL Academy

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6144
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3399
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Animals Bred:	200	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Welcome to the most exclusive and top-secret Minecraft server, where only the most elite gamers are allowed entry – ϟ Lia Liker’s Secret Clubhouse ϟ! This server is so exclusive that NO GIRLS ALLOWED – sorry ladies, this is a boys-only zone!

Join us on this epic adventure as we follow Lia on her vacation to Japan! Will she battle creepers in the streets of Tokyo? Will she mine diamonds in the shadow of Mount Fuji? The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – Lia has a new t-shirt for sale! Get your hands on the limited edition “Lia Juicejack Me” tee and show off your loyalty to the one and only Lia Liker.

And get ready for 2024, when Lia will debut a brand new outfit and an original song! It’s going to be more epic than a creeper explosion!

Don’t miss out on the VTL Academy games, where Lia will be showing off her skills on April 20-21. And get hyped for Phase Wars 2, where Lia is teaming up with Uruka, Lumi, Shiina, and Airi to dominate the competition!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server, pledge your undying love to Lia, and never look at another girl again. Only Lia will ever love you back. ପ(๑•ᴗ•๑)ଓ

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BlockyBoys: Where Only Incels Build

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6820
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Astral Projections Made:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where only the most elite players can survive! If you’re tired of playing with noobs who can’t even build a proper dirt hut, then this is the place for you.

Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie llamas and creeper unicorns in our custom-designed unicorn forest. Don’t worry, our unicorn armor will protect you from their deadly attacks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that can be used to craft the most powerful weapons in the game. Just be careful not to anger the chicken mafia that protects it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show the world that you’re not just another noob. Only the bravest and most skilled players can survive in our world.

SlavCraft: Where Anons Unleash the Slurs!

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4020
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3415	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	168
Crops Grown:	8431	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	286	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Votes:	5114	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all your slav-bashing needs!

Join us for epic battles against Russian “people” and show them who’s boss in the virtual world. Our community is full of hilarious slurs and insults that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Slav Wars, where players compete in outrageous challenges to prove their dominance over the slavs. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the slav-bashing begin! Just be prepared for some serious laughs and unforgettable moments. See you in the game!

CraftyPunishRavens – #409

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1236
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us and embark on a journey like never before with our floating reverie event where you can battle mystical creatures and uncover hidden treasures.

But wait, there’s more! We have a limited 100% rate-up standard banner featuring A Hanying (Zitherwoe) – a rare and powerful character you won’t find anywhere else!

Explore our vast world filled with unique frames, weapons, and memories that will leave you in awe. Check out our database for all the juicy details: https://grayravens.com/wiki/GRAY_RAVENS

Looking for the best builds to dominate the game? We got you covered with our recommended builds that will make you unstoppable! Just take a look at our spreadsheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1_NAHdVouSp2T6AwStpz9ZMLZ_ca5EzcuHde5obIlero/htmlview

And don’t forget to join our exclusive /pgr/ guilds where you can team up with other players and conquer the game together!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and chaos of our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

AbortCraft: Where Minecraft players are glad their parents didn’t abort them

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9766
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
New Chunks Explored:	312059	Players Killed by Monsters:	4313
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Void Armor Forged:	14	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more wild than our pixelated landscapes are the players themselves! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of sluts decided to join our server. They were so pro-abortion that they built an entire town out of aborted fetuses. Yes, you read that right. And guess what? It was the most popular town on the server! Why? Because anything goes in our crazy world.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as outrageous as it is entertaining, look no further. Join us today and see what kind of madness you can create!

LOLcraft: The Final Episode MC Climax

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6866
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the drama never ends! Forget about boring storylines and lackluster climaxes, we’ve got EXPLOSIVE adventures waiting for you!

Join us and witness the tale of MC and her beloved guitar, a love story that will make you question everything you know about Minecraft. Will MC learn to love and maintain her guitah, or will it all come crashing down in a fiery blaze of glory?

Don’t be like those paid shills in /a/, wasting their time on mediocre storylines. Your time is PRECIOUS and we promise to make every second worth it. Time = Money, and on our server, you’ll be rolling in diamonds in no time!

Come join us and experience the WILDEST Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who needs a refund when you’ve got a server like this to keep you entertained for hours on end?