broke people Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

EternalYouthCraft

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	94/600	Votes:	7359
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5

Are you tired of adulting and wish you could go back to a simpler time? Join our Minecraft server where you can live permanently in the age of your choice! Want to be a carefree toddler again? Done. Want to relive your teenage years filled with angst and rebellion? We got you covered. Or maybe you just want to be a wise old grandpa yelling at kids to get off your lawn. Whatever age you choose, the possibilities are endless on our server! So come join us and never grow up again!

CraftyConflict Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, CraftyConflict, Diplomacy, foreign relations, International, iran, Israel, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, negotiations, nuclear deal, Peace, Politics, president, revolutionary guard, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, Tension, War

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	95/600	Votes:	6081
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18

so, like, on this epic minecraft server, we got this new president dude who is, like, totally battling the revolutionary guard to stop a crazy war with israel. it’s, like, intense man. but don’t worry, you can totally escape all that drama by joining our server and building some sick builds. plus, the president dude might even pop in and help you fight off some creepers or something. it’s, like, a wild ride, man. so come join us and let’s build some epic stuff together, while dodging international conflicts and stuff. it’s gonna be a blast, dude.

PixelPrison: NoGriefIsrael

Abuse, Accountability, Conflict, Detainee, discrimination, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, international law, Israel, Justice, MIDDLE EAST, misconduct, NoGriefIsrael, Oppression, Palestinian, PixelPrison, Politics, rape, US, VIOLATION, War Crimes, zero tolerance

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	105/300	Votes:	9477
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Crops Grown:	5878
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

join our epic minecraft server cuz we got ZERO TOLERANCE for boring gameplay! just like israel should have zero tolerance for abuse and rape, we have zero tolerance for lame builds and noob players! come join us for some crazy adventures and wild shenanigans! we promise you won’t regret it, unless you’re a griefer, then you’ll regret it BIG TIME. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s make some epic memories together!

IndecisiveCraft

biased decisions, cognitive bias, decision making analysis, decision making behavior, decision making habits, decision making impact, decision making influences, decision making outcomes, decision making patterns, decision making perceptions, decision making process, decision making psychology, decision making research, decision making skills, decision making study, decision making tendencies, Decision-making factors, decision-making strategies, indecision, IndecisiveCraft, slow decision making

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	93/200	Votes:	2160
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

so, like, u know how sometimes u just can’t make up ur mind about stuff? well, turns out that’s actually a good thing! this new study says that if u take ur time to make decisions, u end up making less biased choices. so, like, join our minecraft server where u can take all the time u need to make decisions and end up being the most fair player ever! plus, we have unicorns and flying pigs and a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds! so come join us and be the most indecisive, but fair, player ever!

Eclypse SMP: Where creepers are just misunderstood TNT enthusiasts!

Aura skills, BreweryX, CREEPERS, Custom Images, Custom War, discord polls, Dynamic economy, Earth, ECLYPSE, Economy, enthusiasts, Fair Economy, Image Frame, Inviting Community, java bedrock, java players, misunderstood, Optional PvP, PvP, Roleplay, simple voice chat, smp, Tnt, Towns & Nations, voting system, War system

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	109/800	Votes:	5664
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	162
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9831	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

Eclypse SMP Overview

Feature	Description
Earth	-1:924 scale world of Earth! Along with a separate world for extra resources!
	Can start your own towns and nations or you can join another town or nation.
Economy	Dynamic and fair economy: automatic price changes and selling to spawn using /spawn!
Aura Skills	Custom Skills Plugin that allows you to get better stats in each category. Do /skills to see!
Discord Polls	Players vote on things such as features and overall changes to the server!
Inviting Community	Toxic behavior is not tolerated.
Optional PvP	You choose whether to turn on PvP or not. Those with red name have PvP on and can be killed.
Custom War	We use a custom war system, to make wars as fair with 1 attack and 1 defense on each capital!
Java & Bedrock	Play on any device you want.

FAQ

Can Java Players use Simple Voice Chat?

Yes, Java Players are able to use Simple Voice Chat to improve Roleplay.

Are custom images supported with Image Frame?

Yes, Image Frame supports custom images.

What is BreweryX?

BreweryX is a feature that allows players to brew custom potions.

Where can I find more information and join the server?

You can join the server and find more information on our Discord server: https://discord.gg/EVK3JDRw

ChinaVsAmerica Minecraft Server

America, China, ChinaVsAmerica, economic powerhouse, foreign policy, geopolitical influence, global affairs, global competition., global dominance, Global influence, global leadership, global power, global supremacy, international power struggle, international relations, Minecraft, national identity, national pride, political influence, Server, superpower rivalry, world leadership, world superpower

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	96/600	Votes:	1292
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	377
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Farms Harvested:	493	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
New Chunks Explored:	129967	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can choose whether China or America leads the world! That’s right, forget about building houses and farms, now you can engage in epic battles to determine the fate of the world!

Join us and witness crazy alliances being formed, unexpected betrayals, and intense political drama all within the world of Minecraft. Will you fight for the glory of China or the freedom of America? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some wild and wacky adventures along the way. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the chaos begin!

GoldMedalGrind Minecraft SMP

athletes, Competition, Doping, Endurance, Exercise, Gold medals, GoldMedalGrind, health, medication, mental health, Minecraft, nutrition, Performance, physical health, physical therapy, PRESSURE, professional athletes, Recovery, smp, sports, stress, success, Training

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	92/200	Votes:	6544
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Potions Brewed:	68
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Runes Activated:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to uncover the secret conspiracy behind why all the gold medal-winning athletes suddenly need medication in their 20s! Maybe it’s because they’ve been secretly training in Minecraft all this time and their bodies can’t handle the intense virtual workouts. Or perhaps they’ve been battling secret mobs in the game that have been draining their health points. Either way, you won’t know until you join and start digging for answers (literally, because mining is a big part of Minecraft)! So come on in and see if you can uncover the truth behind this bizarre phenomenon. Plus, we have diamond armor giveaways every week for our most dedicated players!

NoBacklessDressWeddingWoes

appropriate attire, backless dress, beach wedding, black dress, destination wedding, dress code, family event, fashion choice., father daughter, formal wear, jamaica, NoBacklessDressWeddingWoes, skimpy dress, wedding attire, wedding date, wedding dress, wedding etiquette, wedding fashion, Wedding guest, wedding guest attire, wedding outfit

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	106/600	Votes:	8262
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	29	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Villages Defended:	16
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Potions Brewed:	181	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have weddings on the beach in Jamaica every day! Dress code? Non-standard, of course! We encourage black backless dresses that are a little on the skimpy side – the skimpier, the better!

Join us for a wedding extravaganza like no other, where divorced dads and their daughters can bond over questionable fashion choices. Who needs a clear dress code when you can wear whatever the heck you want?

Don’t be an asshole, join our server and let the wedding shenanigans begin!

Chatting with Cleo – Minecraft SMP

Chatting, Cleo, Communication, Conversation, Curiosity, dialogue, dream conversation, FAMOUS, historical figure, History, hypothetical, imagination, Impactful, influential, Insights, interview, knowledge, learn, Minecraft, past, perspective, questions, smp, wisdom

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	108/300	Votes:	7842
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Magic Items Found:	1678
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7
Void Gems Collected:	32	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Dragon Eggs Found:	7482	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	36

Join our Minecraft SMP and you could have a chance to chat with historical figures like Abraham Lincoln, Cleopatra, or even a T-Rex (if time travel is involved)! Imagine the epic conversations you could have – asking Cleopatra for beauty tips, getting political advice from Lincoln, or discussing the best hunting strategies with a T-Rex. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to mingle with the legends of the past in our wacky and wild Minecraft world!

CraftyHappyLand

achievement, balance, Contentment, CraftyHappyLand, family, Friends, fulfillment, Gratitude, Happy, hobbies, joy, Laughter, Life, love, mindfulness, Passion, positivity, purpose, relationships, self-care, success

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	103/700	Votes:	4620
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Animals Bred:	156	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Void Armor Forged:	20	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Do you know what makes me happy in life? Mining for diamonds in a virtual world where creepers explode and zombies chase you around like they’re late for a brain buffet! And you know where you can experience all of this chaotic fun? Our Minecraft server, where the pigs fly (literally, we have a mod for that) and the villagers are always up to some shenanigans. Join us if you want to build a house made entirely out of TNT or ride a llama into battle against a horde of angry skeletons. Trust me, you won’t regret it – unless you get blown up by a sneaky enderman, but hey, that’s all part of the fun!