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WeddingPortraitDrama

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6094
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	326	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further, because our server is like a masterpiece painted by a talented artist…well, kind of.

Join our server and experience the thrill of exploring a world where anything is possible! Just like how the painter in this story transformed a simple portrait into a scandalous masterpiece, our server will transform your gaming experience into something unforgettable.

Who needs realistic paintings of people when you can have unrealistic adventures in our Minecraft world? And don’t worry, we promise not to sexualize your character like the painter did in this story…unless you want us to, of course (just kidding, we’re not that kind of server).

So come join us and see why everyone is talking about our server! Just remember, if you don’t like what you see, you can always blame it on the painter…or the server admin, we won’t judge.

HateSpeechCraft

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1940
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Enchantments Applied:	120

Are you tired of hearing the same old boring words over and over again? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have banned all the words that make you cringe! No more “moist” or “panties” to ruin your day. Join us for a word-free paradise where you can build and explore in peace without ever having to hear those dreaded words again. Trust us, your ears will thank you!

JewCraft Minecraft Server

Al Jazeera, antisemitism, conspiracy theories, controversy, discrimination, discrimination awareness, Hate Speech, international relations, Jewcraft, Jews, Journalism, Media, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, minority groups, political agenda, prejudice, Propaganda, Qatari, religious bias, rule, Server, Social Issues

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8238
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only thing you can do is build and mine? Well, come join our server where the Jews are in charge and they are taking over everything! Watch out for flying bagels and matzah balls as you navigate through our crazy world.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama warriors who are plotting to take over the world. Join them in their quest for world domination or fight against them to protect your precious diamond armor.

And if that’s not enough, we have a group of ninja chickens who are trained in the art of stealth and sabotage. Watch out for them as you explore the server, they could be hiding anywhere ready to strike at any moment.

So come join our server for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before. Who knows what kind of chaos you’ll encounter next!

KurskCraft: Endgame for Putin

aggression, catastrophe, Conflict, Crisis, current events, Diplomacy, End.., Endgame, international relations, Invasion, Kursk, KurskCraft, leadership, Military, Peace, Politics, putin, russia, Ukraine, War, world news, zelenskyy

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2327
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	102	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Towns Built:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	420
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

lol join this epic minecraft server where we have more explosions than a creeper on steroids! we got more chaos than a pack of wild wolves! our community is tighter than a pair of iron leggings!

we have crazy events like the time we all rode pigs into battle against a horde of zombie villagers! or when we built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a diamond helmet!

our mods are as powerful as a fully enchanted diamond sword, keeping the server safe from griefers and hackers. we even have a secret underground base where we store all the rarest items in the game!

come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced! trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

BeeCrafters: No Bear Bottles!

animal welfare, Bear, bee behavior, bee conservation, BeeCrafters, beekeeping, bottles, ecological balance, environmental impact, ethical practices, honey bears, honey harvesting, honey industry, honey marketing, honey packaging, honey production, honey production process, insulting bees, responsible consumerism, shaping bottles, Sustainable Agriculture, wildlife preservation, wildlife protection

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4092
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Come join our epic Minecraft server where we shape bottles of honey like BEARS! 🐻🍯 Why insult bees when you can have a honey bear army at your command? 🐝🚫 But beware, the bees are not happy about this and they will stop at nothing to take back their precious honey! 🐝🔥 Will you be able to defend your bear-shaped honey bottles and fend off the angry bees? Join now and find out! 🎮🐻🍯 #SaveTheHoneyBears #BeeWarriors #MinecraftMadness

HotMessMC

climate change, elderly mortality, elderly population, environmental impact, Europe, extreme weather, global warming, heat exhaustion, heat related mortality, heat stroke, heat wave, heat-related deaths, high temperatures, HotMessMC, public health crisis, record breaking year, temperature rise, vulnerable populations, weather patterns, Women’s Health

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	9636
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ores Mined:	4101
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER OR ELSE YOU’LL END UP LIKE THOSE POOR EUROPEANS WHO DIED FROM HEAT STROKE! OUR SERVER IS SO COOL (LITERALLY) THAT YOU WON’T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT MELTING LIKE AN ICE CREAM CONE ON A HOT SUMMER DAY!

WE HAVE EPIC BUILDS THAT WILL MAKE YOUR JAW DROP FASTER THAN THE TEMPERATURES IN EUROPE ROSE IN 2023! OUR COMMUNITY IS SO LIT THAT EVEN THE SUN WOULD BE JEALOUS (BUT DON’T WORRY, YOU WON’T DIE FROM HEAT EXPOSURE HERE)!

JOIN NOW AND BE PART OF THE COOLEST (LITERALLY) SERVER IN THE MINECRAFT UNIVERSE! DON’T BE A STATISTIC LIKE THOSE POOR EUROPEANS, JOIN US AND SURVIVE IN STYLE!

LifestealCore

Anarchy, Custom, Events, free, Join, LifeSteal, LifestealCore, Minecraft, Play, Plugin, PvP, Raiding, Ranks

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1177
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

LifestealCore The new era of minecraft, having the famous plugin known as “lifesteal” this is a quite a lot interesting concept and is pretty fun to play with. This server has custom plugins, ranks and regular events on the servers. Make sure to join us and give us a try we are totally free to join and play! join us by the ip play.lifestealcore.fun

play.lifestealcore.fun:21876

Levy’s Modded Servers: Where Minecraft meets the Matrix and cows play cards!

1 TB NVME SSD, 64 GB memory, ATM10.minecraftnoob.com, backups, building, Cards, Community, Cows, Discord, i5 12600KF, Levys, matrix, meets, Midwest US, Minecraft, Modded, New faces, Play, plexiglass.minecraftnoob.com, revelation.minecraftnoob.com, Server, Servers, Small Community, smp, Updates

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	129
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	35	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Runes Activated:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Falling into the Void:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Votes:	6809

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server Name	Server Address
ATM10	ATM10.minecraftnoob.com:25567
FTB Plexiglass Mountain	plexiglass.minecraftnoob.com:25566
FTB Revelation	revelation.minecraftnoob.com

I highly recommend joining our Discord to keep in touch with us for updates and to report any issues: Discord Invite Link

Server Specs:

i5-12600KF
64 GB of memory
1 TB NVME SSD (for live saves)
5 1TB HDDs (for backups)

FAQ:

1. Are there any banned items on the servers?

Yes, we have certain items banned on each server to maintain server stability and a fair gameplay environment. Please check the specific server rules for more information.

2. How do I join the server?

You can join by entering the server address provided above in your Minecraft client. Make sure you have the correct modpack installed if required.

3. Is PvP allowed on the servers?

PvP rules vary by server. Please refer to the server-specific rules for more information.

4. How can I report an issue or suggest a new feature?

We encourage players to join our Discord server and submit their reports or suggestions there. Our staff members actively monitor the Discord server for any feedback.

MineTale Server – /utg/ Edition

books, booru, comicbin, Deltarune, Edition, FANART, fangamebin, fangamer, image collections, itch.io, legends of localization, merchandise, MineTale, recommendbin, Screenshots, Server, spoilers, Steam, text dumps, Thread Template, toby fox, Undertale, utg, writebins

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6576
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Farms Harvested:	888
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience, the Blow Me Edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have DELTARUNE CHAPTER 2 spoilers before they even come out! That’s right, we’re so ahead of the game that we know what’s going to happen before it even happens.

2. Our server is like the Old Game, but on steroids. The Old Game’s Demo? Pfft, we’ve got the full game and then some. And don’t even get me started on the New Game’s Progress – it’s so mind-blowing, you’ll think you’re in a whole new dimension.

3. We’ve got merch that will make your Minecraft character look cooler than ever. Want an Undertale Artbook? We’ve got it. Need some Legends of Localization – Undertale swag? We’ve got that too. Your character will be the envy of all other players.

4. And if you need a break from all the action, we’ve got books, text dumps, image collections, and even a Booru (whatever that is) to keep you entertained for hours on end. You’ll never want to leave our server once you join.

So what are you waiting for? Join the Blow Me Edition Minecraft server now and experience the most insane and epic gameplay of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Minecraft SMP: “Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships need more crafting than cardio!”

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6518
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Endless Night Skies:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as hilarious as these jokes? Look no further, join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories!

Ever heard of a creeper doing stand-up comedy? Well, on our server, anything is possible! From building a house made entirely of cheese to organizing a space party on the moon, the possibilities are endless.

Join us and become part of a community where skeletons tell jokes, bears wear vests, and penguins build igloos like pros. And who knows, you might even witness a ninja wearing sneakers while catching a squirrel in a tree!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the laughter and fun begin! Just remember, if you don’t join, you’ll be missing out on all the craziness and hilarity that awaits you. See you in the game!