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Cupmaxxed Tea Drinker Minecraft Server

Cupmaxxed, desire, drinker, love, Minecraft, no woman, Server, tea, teadrinker, ugly flesh, ugly soul, Ukraine, yes

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9954
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Enchantments Applied:	243
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Farms Harvested:	598
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Villages Defended:	6
Towns Built:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Are you tired of being a cupmaxxed teadrinker in your country with ugly flesh and soul, and no woman will ever truly love and desire you? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your real-life problems behind as you embark on a journey to become the ultimate block-building master.

On our server, you can build your dream mansion, tame a unicorn as your trusty steed, and even battle a horde of evil llamas trying to take over the land. But beware, there are rumors of a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious gems.

So why wait? Join our server today and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might even find love and admiration from the virtual villagers who will worship you as their blocky savior. Don’t be a cupmaxxed teadrinker in real life, be a Minecraft legend in our server!

> Minecraft SMP: MeTellYou

Communication, Connection, Conversation, dialogue, effective communication, emotions, Expressing, feelings, he doesn’t tell you, Honesty, interpersonal skills., Listening, MeTellYou, Minecraft, open communication, relationships, Secrets, sharing, smp, Trust, Understanding, you tell me

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9754
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Animals Bred:	157

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds cute little houses? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up the spawn…again).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens riding on top of creepers. Don’t worry, they’re friendly (mostly). As you navigate through the world, you’ll stumble upon secret underground lairs filled with treasure, guarded by evil llamas with laser eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even run into the elusive Ender Dragon wearing a top hat and monocle.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power and the ability to turn all blocks into diamond blocks. Will you be the one to claim it and become the ultimate ruler of the server? Or will you be distracted by the endless supply of cake and cookies scattered throughout the land?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a few explosions along the way. Just remember, if you see a cow wearing a tutu, don’t ask questions. Just go with it.

Crafty Doodle Minecraft Server

#youtube, AI-generated deliveries, ANCHOR, Archiving, Boorus, Bumping, constructive criticism, Crafty, deliveries, doodle, drawing books, drawthread, hololive, Minecraft, NSFW deliveries, Past Threads., references, Requests, Server, Spam, Subarashi Tenshi Edition, Uber, VT, Vtuber

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3478
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Magic Items Found:	2318	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30

Welcome to our Minecraft server, Subarashi Tenshi Edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is actually run by virtual angels who have descended from the digital heavens to create the most epic Minecraft experience ever. They fly around in-game sprinkling magical dust on all the players, granting them special powers and abilities.

2. The server is so advanced that it has its own AI-generated quests and challenges for you to complete. But beware, these quests are no walk in the park – you might have to fight off hordes of zombie villagers or even tame a dragon to complete them.

3. Not only do we have regular Minecraft gameplay, but we also have special events like virtual idol concerts and cosplay contests. Imagine building your own virtual stage and performing for a crowd of pixelated fans – it’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience!

So come join our server and experience the magic for yourself. Who knows, you might even become a virtual angel yourself one day. See you in the digital realm!

Seriously what the fuck more do normies need to hear Minecraft SMP

Bitcoin, Blockchain, buying in, cryptocurrency, Digital Currency, economics, Fiat, finance, fuck, GOLD, Hear, ignorance, investing, long-term investment., mainstream adoption, market, Minecraft, normies, Powell, resistance, skepticism, smp, Technology, Trading

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5765
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Alien Abductions:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	5687	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where people actually talk about sensible things like investments and financial advice? Well, come join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we discuss the most random and outrageous topics, like why Powell thinks bitcoin is better than gold and fiat currency.

We have a community of players who are so obsessed with cryptocurrency that they’ve built entire pixel art monuments dedicated to their favorite coins. Want to trade diamonds for Dogecoin? We’ve got you covered.

But be warned, our server is not for the faint of heart. We have a secret underground bunker where we hold intense debates about the future of blockchain technology, and if you can’t keep up, you might just get blown up by a creeper.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that is as wild and unpredictable as the crypto market itself, come join us. Just remember to hodl onto your pickaxe and never sell your sense of humor.

Cry Like A Bitch Minecraft Server

Bitch, Cathartic, cry, crying, deep emotions, emotional, emotional breakdown, emotional distress, emotional expression, emotional impact, emotional outburst, emotional pain, emotional reaction, emotional release, emotional response, emotional turmoil, Grief, HEARTBREAK, intense emotions, Minecraft, Sadness, Server, sorrow, Tears

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	172
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Mines Excavated:	1114	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Void Armor Forged:	20	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that make you yawn like a grandma at bingo night? Well, get ready to have your mind blown and your pants scared off on our server! We’ve got creepers that dance the Macarena, villagers that break out into spontaneous rap battles, and a secret underground dungeon where the chickens have formed a rebellion against the players.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so intense, it made one player cry like a bitch (their words, not ours). Join us if you dare, and prepare to laugh, scream, and maybe even pee your pants a little. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

My Favorite Gilliam Movie Minecraft SMP

12 Monkeys, Brazil, Cinema, Director, FANTASY, Favorite, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, film, Gilliam, long tail tag, Minecraft, monty python, Movie, smp, surreal, Tag, terry gilliam, The Adventures of Baron Munchausen, the fisher king, The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus, Time Bandits

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3148
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Magic Items Found:	7211	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos! Join us if you want to experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly and give out hugs instead of exploding.

Our community is filled with hilarious characters, like Steve the Sheep who thinks he’s a ninja, and Herobrine’s long lost cousin who just wants to open a bakery. We have epic build battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots, and every full moon we have a dance party with the Ender Dragon.

But be warned, our server is not for the faint of heart. The ground is made of lava, the trees are made of candy, and the only way to survive is to ride a llama into battle while wearing a pumpkin on your head. So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe a little bit of insanity, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP!

✅✅SKYBARS❤️SURVIVAL❤️MINI-GAMES✅✅✅ Minecraft server

2b2t, Among us, Amongus, Anarchy, Ant Battle, anti cheat, battle arena, beach holidays, Bed wars, Bedwars, brawl stars, build battle, Casino, Castle Battle, Clan Wars, club, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, Fishing, Griefersky, Hidden gifts, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Magic, Maniac, Mario Party, Mini Games, Mob Arena, Murdermystery, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Popular YouTubers, pumping mobs, Quake, Rare wipes, Secret Easter eggs, Secret Places, Shop, Sky Wars, SKYBARS, Skyblock, Skypvp, Skywars, Spleef, Survival, the hunger games, things of God, TNT Run, top best clans, trampolines, Unique Plugins, Weddings, work, world of donors

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7159
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Farms Harvested:	905
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Falling into the Void:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	768
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Dimension Hops:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	25
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

✨ SkyBars Minecraft server – from version 1.8 to the latest ✨

✅ — Get a free donation using the /free command

✅ — Popular modes: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival and Bum Survival

✅ — Clan wars, battle arena and top best clans

✅ — Statistics for the most successful players

✅ — Entertainment for every taste: parkour, trampolines, club, casino, pumping mobs, fishing, beach holidays, magic, work, weddings, shop, things of God and anti-cheat

✅ — Unique plugins developed by our programmers

✅ — Rare wipes and a world of donors without wipes

✅ — Secret Easter eggs, hidden gifts and secret places

✅ — Popular YouTubers often film on the server

⚡ Website: https://skybars.me

⚡ VKontakte: https://skybars.me/vk

⚡ Discord: https://skybars.me/discord

❤️ SkyBars is a cozy server with an experienced administration that ensures a comfortable game without lags. Beautiful buildings, unique plugins and a lot of entertainment await you. We have been working for more than 5 years and continue to delight players with high-quality gameplay!

MCRC.SKYBARS.ME

P O W E R F U L – Minecraft Server

activism, chuds, deal with it, empowerment, equality, female, feminism, Future, gender equality, incel, Minecraft, moid, Powerful, Protect Democracy, protest, resistance, resistance movement, rifle, Server, social justice, stand up, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	875
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81	Love Letters Sent:	16
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Runes Activated:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers filled with chuds and incels? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us and stand in front of virtual rifles to protect democracy in our pixelated world. The future is female on our server, and we don’t tolerate any moid chuds trying to bring us down. So come on, join us and show them who’s boss in the most epic Minecraft battles you’ve ever seen. Plus, we have llamas that can do the moonwalk. Yeah, you heard that right. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show those chuds who’s really in charge!

6 Years of Minecraft SMP

12 episodes, 29 million copies, 6 years, adaptation, anime adaptation, Circulation, declining popularity, declining quality, disappointing adaptation, fan disappointment, lack of episodes, lackluster adaptation, long-running series, low sales, Manga adaptation, Minecraft, poor adaptation, popular shonen, sales falling, smp, worst treatment, Years

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7776
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring, generic Minecraft servers that have been around for ages? Do you want to join a server that has been out for 6 whole years and still manages to keep things fresh and exciting? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

With over 29 million copies in circulation, you know we’re doing something right. And don’t even get us started on the 12 episodes of our totally not shitty adaptation that will have you on the edge of your seat (or falling off from laughter).

Join us now for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky characters, and more memes than you can shake a diamond sword at. Who needs sales when you have a server this epic? So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today!

Crafty Gig – Minecraft Server

Astral Vulture’s Crimson Plumage, character banner, character builds, Character Teaser, Character Trailer, Chasca, Crafty, Daily check-in rewards, Event, friendlist, genshin impact, gig, Iktomi Spiritseeking Scrolls, Maps, Minecraft, Ororon, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Server, Simulators, The First Great Magic, Third-Party Tools, useful links, weapon banner, Wiki

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1923
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Void Armor Forged:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, adventure, and a sprinkle of madness.

Picture this: you log onto our server and find yourself face to face with Chasca, the Feather-Fletched Peace warrior, ready to guide you through the craziest quests you’ve ever seen. Ororon, with his elusive and unfathomable hues, will lead you on a journey you won’t soon forget.

But wait, there’s more! Our current character banner features Chasca, Lyney, Ororon, Sucrose, and Barbara – a team so epic, it’ll make your head spin. And don’t even get us started on our weapon banner, with bows so powerful they’ll have you shooting arrows like a pro in no time.

Oh, and did we mention the daily check-in rewards that are PERMANENT? That’s right, log in every day and watch the goodies roll in. Plus, redeemable codes with Primogems in all regions – because who doesn’t love free stuff?

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.