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BorderRuin Minecraft Server

border, BorderRuin, Conflict, Crisis, Danon, destabilization, Diplomacy, escalation, hezbollah, international relations, intervention, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Politics, regional conflict, SECURITY, Server, Tension, threat, Warning, Withdrawal

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8602
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	6

so like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play minecraft but u also wanna be in the middle of some intense political drama? well do we have the server for u!

join our server where u can be danon, the ultimate minecraft warrior, taking on hezbollah in an epic battle for the border! will u be able to save lebanon from ruin? or will u lead them to victory? the choice is yours, my dude.

but wait, there’s more! not only do u get to be a part of this intense conflict, but u also get to build ur own epic base, mine for diamonds like a boss, and ride around on llamas all day long.

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and let the chaos begin! but remember, if u don’t withdraw from the border now, u might just lead lebanon to ruin. no pressure tho.

BreadBedSoapCraft

asylum seekers, Bed.., Bread, BreadBedSoapCraft, budget cuts, economic impact, european union, germany, government policy, Humanitarian Aid, Immigration Policy, immigration reform, integration, migrant benefits, migrant crisis, migrant rights, Refugees, soap, social services, social welfare, support services

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7575
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1030	Dragons Tamed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Towns Built:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Runes Activated:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we give u more than just bed, bread, and soap! we give u DIAMONDS, EMERALDS, and GOLD! our server is so lit, even germany is reducing migrant benefits just to join us!

imagine mining for diamonds while fighting off creepers and zombies with your bare hands! our server is so hardcore, even herobrine is scared to log on!

join us now and experience the craziest adventures, the most epic battles, and the dankest memes you’ve ever seen in minecraft! don’t miss out on the fun, join now and become a legend in our server!

CrocSharkCowCraft

ancient marine life, ancient predators, ancient sea cow, Animal Behavior, crocodile attack, CrocSharkCowCraft, extinct species, fossil analysis, fossil discoveries, fossil evidence, Fossil records, marine animals, marine ecosystems, marine fossils, paleoecology, Paleontology, predator attacks, predator-prey relationships, prehistoric creatures, sea creatures, shark predation

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	3438
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Zombie Dances:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	27
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Chimeras Created:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got ancient sea cows gettin’ wrecked by crocs and eaten by sharks! it’s like a crazy prehistoric battle royale up in dis minecraft world. come witness the madness and maybe even ride a sea cow into battle against the crocs and sharks. u ain’t never seen nothin’ like it, so join now and experience the ultimate survival showdown!

MonkeMania Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Boss Battles, Challenging, Combat, comparison, Difficult, Entertaining, Exploration, Fun, gameplay, indie, Minecraft, monke game, MonkeMania, MONKEY, platformer, puzzle, review, Server, Soulslike, strategy, video game

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6597
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	27	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Farms Harvested:	227
Dragons Tamed:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23

Oh boy, do we have a treat for you on our Minecraft server! This place is so bananas, you’ll feel like a monke swinging through the trees! And let me tell you, this game is so hard, it’ll make Dark Souls look like a walk in the park. We’ve got mobs that will make you cry like a baby zombie, and challenges that will test your skills like never before. But hey, if you survive long enough, you might just unlock the secret to becoming the ultimate monke warrior. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure and let’s see if you have what it takes to conquer the monke game!

BoboCraft SMP: The Adventures of Boobooooo

adult humor, Adventures, anal hole cream, ass raping, Bobo, BoboCraft, Boobooooo, boundary-pushing, controversial, crude language, dark humor, edgy comedy, explicit content, explicit lyrics, fetish, green cock, inappropriate, offensive, oh booooboooooo, sexual innuendo, sexual references, shock value, smp, taboo

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6183
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	15	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Farms Harvested:	729	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Elemental Crystals Collected:	80
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Join us for a chance to show off your green cock on the leaderboard and engage in some hilarious shenanigans with our crazy community.

But beware, because in this world, you never know when someone might try to sneak up on you with some anal hole cream. It’s a dog-eat-dog world out there, so make sure you’re always prepared for some unexpected surprises.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us for some epic adventures, outrageous pranks, and maybe even a little ass raping (just kidding…maybe). It’s all in good fun on our insane Minecraft server!

CarCrashCatastrophe

Boundaries, car damage, car repair, CarCrashCatastrophe, Communication, consequences, couch surfing, Disrespect, ENTITLEMENT, Eviction, financial support, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, job loss, Job Search, legal action, living expenses, RESPONSIBILITY, Tough Decisions, tough love, Trust

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6698
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Mines Excavated:	3704	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Crops Grown:	7935

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like your friend Dan wrecking your car and refusing to pay for it! Join us for a fun and drama-free experience, where the only thing getting wrecked is creepers blowing up your house (but don’t worry, we have grief protection)!

Looking for a new place to crash? Our server is the perfect spot for you to build your dream home without worrying about uninvited guests crashing on your couch and trashing your car. Plus, our community is always willing to lend a helping hand (or a diamond pickaxe) when you need it most.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing you’ll have to worry about is whether to build a castle or a secret underground lair. And remember, no matter what happens, at least your car will be safe from any friends looking for a joyride!

Girlfriend2Wife Minecraft SMP

Commitment, compatibility, Decision making, emotional connection, ENGAGEMENT, future plans, Girlfriend2Wife, intuition, lifelong commitment, lifelong partner, long term, love, Marriage, Minecraft, Partnership, Proposal, relationships, romantic feelings, serious relationship, settling down, signs, smp, soulmate

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	606
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Buildings Constructed:	22
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6

So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly you stumble upon the most beautiful player you’ve ever seen. She’s building a castle made entirely out of pink wool and diamond blocks, and you just know in that moment that she’s the one for you. You can’t help but imagine all the epic adventures you’ll have together, slaying dragons and exploring the vast, blocky world of Minecraft. So yeah, that’s how you know you want to marry a girl in Minecraft SMP. Plus, who wouldn’t want to join a server where love blooms among the pixels and where you can have a Minecraft wedding complete with pixelated cake and fireworks? It’s a match made in blocky heaven, my friend. So come join us and find your blocky soulmate today!

Scoopocalypse

broken freezer, contamination, expired ingredients, freezer burn, freezer door left open, freezer malfunction, freezer not closing properly, freezer not cold enough, hot weather, ice cream left out too long, ice cream soup, ice crystals, improper handling, improper storage, melted ice cream, power outage, ruined ice cream, Scoopocalypse, spoiled milk, temperature fluctuations, too much air exposure

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	9451
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Enchantments Applied:	62	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	296
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Secret Passages Found:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	8

Join our Minecraft server and find out what ruins an ice cream! Is it a horde of angry creepers? A mischievous Enderman stealing your cone? Or maybe a giant zombie craving a brain freeze? Only on our server will you uncover the truth behind this frozen mystery. Plus, rumor has it that the only way to defeat the ice cream-ruining monsters is by crafting the legendary Diamond Sprinkle Sword. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a sweet adventure unlike any other!

MosqueMayhemCraft

armed conflict, Armed Forces, CASUALTIES, Conflict, extremist groups, gunmen, idf, Killed, MIDDLE EAST, militant factions, military operation, mosque, MosqueMayhemCraft, Palestinian, palestinian authority, RETALIATION, security forces, Terrorism, top commander, violence, West Bank

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1903
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Void Armor Forged:	30	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where the action is as intense as a palestinian gunman showdown! we got top commanders and epic battles happening at our west bank mosque arena. join us for some crazy pvp action and see if you can survive the chaos. with insane battles and non-stop excitement, you won’t want to miss out on the fun. come join us today and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate minecraft warrior!

Par4Craft

challenge, Competition, Fun, Golf, Golfing, good thing, hobby, Improvement, leisure, low score, mindset, outdoor activity, Par4Craft, Positive, Practice, Recreation, Relaxing, skill-building, sports, Sub-par golf, Technique

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5985
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Falling into the Void:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

are you tired of all those fancy golf courses with their perfect greens and expensive clubs? well, come join our minecraft server where we have sub-par golf! that’s right, our golf course is so bad, it’s actually good.

imagine trying to hit a hole-in-one while dodging creepers and zombies on the course. it’s a real challenge that will test your minecraft skills like never before.

but that’s not all! we also have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the mobs and plot your next move. who knows what treasures you’ll find down there?

so come join us for a round of sub-par golf and see if you have what it takes to conquer the course. trust us, it’s a hole lot of fun!