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| Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 6239 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Crops Grown: | 7209 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 931 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 27 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 16 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 19 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 31 |
so, like, imagine this crazy minecraft server where if you eat lots of virtual veggies and do virtual exercise, you can, like, totally reduce your chances of getting type 2 diabetes, even if your minecraft character has, like, bad genetics or something. it’s, like, magic or something, man. so come join us on this wacky server where your virtual health actually matters and you can, like, live forever in the minecraft world without worrying about getting diabetes or whatever. it’s, like, a game changer, dude. so come on, join us and let’s get fit and healthy together in the virtual world. who knew minecraft could be so good for your health, right?
