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Putin’s Revenge Minecraft Server

assets, Diplomacy, economic warfare, Economy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global affairs, international relations, Minecraft, political rhetoric, Politics, punishment, putin, Putins, RETALIATION, Revenge, russia, Russia’s economy, sanctions, Server, theft, Vladimir Putin, West

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2285
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

join our epic minecraft server where we are like putin but in the virtual world, we will not let anyone steal our diamonds or our land! we will punish all those who try to take what is rightfully ours, just like putin punishing the west for their theft of russia’s assets. come join us and be part of the most badass server in all of minecraft, where we take no prisoners and protect what is ours at all costs. plus, we have epic pvp battles and insane builds that will blow your mind. join now or face the wrath of putin!

VaxWars: Pentagon Plot!

anti-vax, China vaccines, Conspiracy, covert operation, Deception, distrust, fear, global politics, Government, health, Manipulation, military tactics, Misinformation, pentagon, Plot, Propaganda, public health crisis, Public Safety, secret campaign, vaccination, vaccine hesitancy., VaxWars

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7918
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Endless Night Skies:	3

lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where we got secret missions like da pentagon but without da seriousness. we run a top secret anti-vax campaign to scare peeps away from dem china vaccines. u gotta help us spread da word in minecraft world by building giant syringes and shouting “vaccines are evil” in da chat. plus, we got a secret underground base where we hide all da essential oils and crystals to protect us from da vaccine zombies. join now for a wild ride of conspiracy theories and pixelated chaos!

Deathbed Rewrite: PsychedelicCraft

altered state of mind, Consciousness, death bed, deathbed, ego death, existential crisis, hallucination, inner journey, introspection, life-changing experience., mind expansion, opportunity, personal growth, psychedelic, psychedelic experience, psychedelic therapy, PsychedelicCraft, Rewrite, rewrite life, Self Discovery, self reflection, spiritual awakening, transformation

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2416
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	22

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to rewrite your life from your death bed? Well, now you can on our server, Psychedelic Ego Death!

Join us for a wild ride through the cosmos as you navigate through trippy dimensions and meet bizarre creatures. But watch out, because one wrong move and you might just end up in the lava pit of doom!

Our server is filled with insane challenges and mind-bending puzzles that will test your skills to the max. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with skeletons and creepers.

So what are you waiting for? Join Psychedelic Ego Death today and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but who cares? Let’s get weird!

TimpCraft: Defending Against Cancer

Body, Cancer, cancer immunotherapy, cells, Critical role, current therapies, damage prevention, Defending, Defense, discovery, Effectiveness, findings, immune system, immunotherapies, Improvement, protein, research, researchers, study, TIMP-1, TimpCraft, tissues

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	1439
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Farms Harvested:	739	Animals Bred:	82
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Crops Grown:	8345
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	69	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

so, like, did you know that this server is like, the TIMP-1 of all Minecraft servers? it’s like, super important and stuff. our server is like, the immune system defending against boring servers. we’re like, the cancer immunotherapy of Minecraft worlds. join us and level up your gaming experience to epic proportions. come on, don’t be a noob, join us now and become a legend in the Minecraft universe!

MelonMania Minecraft Server

melonmania, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	1570
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Animals Bred:	103	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	6	New Chunks Explored:	553337
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further than our server, where we worship the one and only Melonie Martinez! Why, you ask? Because she once tamed a wild Ender Dragon with nothing but a watermelon slice and a smile. Legend has it that her pickaxe is made of pure melonite, a rare and powerful mineral that can mine through bedrock like butter. Join our server and bask in the glory of Melonie Martinez, where melons reign supreme and the adventures never end!

Pixel Rice – Minecraft Server

Asian activities, Asian Board, Asian community, Asian culture, Asian discussion, Asian entertainment, Asian enthusiasts, Asian forum, Asian Hobby, Asian interests, Asian leisure, Asian lifestyle, Asian online platform, Asian pastime, Asian recreation, Asian social media, Asian Website, Cry about it, ENsharts, Minecraft, PIXEL, Rice, Server

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	1236
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	375	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to cry about it, ENsharts! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is hosted on an Asian Board made out of enchanted bamboo, giving you the ultimate gaming experience with a touch of mystical power.

2. Our website is so Asian that it’s actually run by a panda who moonlights as a coding genius. Don’t worry, he won’t bite… unless you forget to feed him bamboo.

3. Our players’ favorite hobby is building giant statues of crying pandas out of diamond blocks. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

4. If you ever feel sad or frustrated, just come to our server and ENshart all your worries away. It’s like therapy, but with more explosions and lava.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and let the crying pandas guide you to victory! Remember, if you’re not crying about it, you’re not doing it right.

Hypocraft Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Colleague, Communication, disagreement, double date, Explanation, Friend, Girlfriend, Hypocraft, Hypocrisy, Messaging, Minecraft, movies, opposite sex, perspective, relationships, Respect, Server, social media, Trust, tv shows, Understanding, video games

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9880
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than you can mine a diamond! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this player’s relationship.

Looking for a server where social dynamics are more complicated than redstone contraptions? Look no further! Our community is full of surprises, just like when this player’s girlfriend got jealous of him talking to her friend.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic showdown between friendship and jealousy, as this player stands their ground and refuses to stop talking to a friend. Will they be able to navigate the treacherous waters of relationship drama? Only time will tell on our server!

So why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you find a place where respect, hypocrisy, and friendship collide in a blaze of glory? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

GrandparentGoneWild

absent grandparent, car accident aftermath, communication breakdown, daughter conflict, Emotional distance, family boundaries, family conflict, family disagreements, family dynamics, generational divide, grandkids, grandparent guilt, GrandparentGoneWild, grandparenting challenges, intergenerational communication, long distance relationships, moving across the country, Parenting styles, Resentment, RETIREMENT PLANS, visitation restrictions

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6441
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Crops Grown:	9817	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Are you tired of being a boring grandparent? Do you want to escape the drama and live your best life in the blue mountains? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for outrageous adventures, like running through virtual sprinklers without ruining any grass! Explore the world with your grandkids without the risk of car accidents or sun glare.

Say goodbye to family drama and hello to endless fun on our server. Who needs real grandchildren when you can have virtual ones who never complain about you being a jerk? Join now and start living your best grandparent life!

Death’s Door Minecraft Server

brush with death, close call, death scare, death-defying, deaths, Door, facing mortality, heart racing, heart-pounding, heart-stopping moment, life flashing before my eyes, life hanging by a thread, life or death situation, life-threatening, lucky escape, Minecraft, mortality, narrow escape, Near Death Experience, near miss, on the brink of death, Server, staring death in the face, Survival

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3497
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Runes Activated:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Alien Abductions:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

Are you tired of living a boring, safe life in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server will have you on the edge of your blocky seat at all times! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of almost dying every time you log in.

Our server is so intense that even the creepers are scared to approach you. You’ll be dodging arrows, lava, and falling anvils left and right. But hey, who said survival was easy?

Once, a player on our server was so close to death that they actually had a heart attack in real life. But don’t worry, they’re fine now! Just make sure to have your defibrillator handy when you log on.

So, if you’re ready to test your Minecraft skills and see just how close to death you can get, join our server today. Just make sure to sign our waiver first.

BoomerVille – Because the land of endless diamonds and no creepers sounds pretty good to me!

aging gracefully, BoomerVille, CREEPERS, diamonds, Dream destination, Endless, Good, Land, PRETTY, Retirement, retirement abroad, retirement choices, retirement destination, retirement dreams, retirement goals, retirement lifestyle, retirement living, retirement options, retirement paradise, retirement planning, SOUNDS

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3394
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Farms Harvested:	150

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like living in a magical country where you can spend your old age in style! Picture this: you’re chilling in your virtual retirement home, surrounded by pixelated palm trees and sipping on a virtual margarita. The best part? No pesky grandkids asking you to fix their computer problems because you’re too busy building your dream pixel palace. So why wait? Join our server now and start living your golden years in the most epic way possible!