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Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 4257 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 6 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Magical Moments Shared: | 13 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 13 |
Potions Brewed: | 170 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 14 |
Join us and you’ll get to ride on flying pigs, battle dragons with nothing but a wooden sword, and build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?). Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is a regular player!
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet zombie that will follow you around and do your bidding. Need someone to mine for you? No problem, just send your trusty zombie friend to do the dirty work!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!