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Blocky Brits

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4625
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	37
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret diamond mine that led to a magical land filled with flying pigs and talking cows. True story, bro.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Delboy, a legendary player who can build a castle in 10 seconds flat and tame a creeper with just a wink. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you might just catch a glimpse of Delboy riding a dragon into battle against a horde of zombie villagers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a block of TNT that tells dad jokes. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

acceptance, anger, Apology, aunt, Boundaries, coming out, ENGAGEMENT, family, forgiveness, Invitation, LGBTQ, love, Minecraft, parents, rejection, remorse, Server, southern baptists, Support, Trust, uncle, Wedding, WeddingCraft

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	6488
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Emeralds Found:	3005	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee a drama-free zone just like your family gatherings! Join us for a chance to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world where you can build your dream castle without any judgment from your parents.

Our server is filled with supportive players who will never quote scripture at you or threaten to ban you from the server. Plus, we have special events where you can bond with fellow players over your love for Doctor Who and Critical Role, just like how you bonded with your amazing girlfriend, Jen.

And don’t worry, we won’t let any uninvited guests crash your wedding on our server. So come join us and build a new family that accepts you for who you are, no apologies needed!

MidwestMinecraftMadness

Ambitions, career, children, close family, compromise, Decision making, Earning Potential, East Coast, family, frequent moves, future plans, Healthcare, husband’s dream job, Midwest, MidwestMinecraftMadness, Military life, Moving, public schools, pursuing dreams, Retirement, settling down, Support

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9280
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	88
Farms Harvested:	444	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t offer any excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this military wife’s life! From moving six times with four kids to arguing with her husband about his dream job in the Midwest, you’ll never know what to expect next.

With family drama, career ambitions, and tough decisions at every corner, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. Plus, who wouldn’t want to live in a state with poor public schools and healthcare in Minecraft? It’s a whole new level of challenge!

So, if you’re looking for a server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your life choices, come join us today! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself pursuing your own dreams in the midst of all the chaos.

LonelyCraft SMP

ISOLATION, Loneliness, loneliness and anxiety, loneliness and community, loneliness and depression, loneliness and emotional health, loneliness and friendship, loneliness and human connection, loneliness and mental illness, loneliness and self-isolation, loneliness and social media, loneliness and support networks, loneliness and technology, loneliness and well-being, Loneliness Epidemic, loneliness in quarantine, loneliness in relationships, loneliness in society, loneliness in the digital age, LonelyCraft, mental health, smp

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9168
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Animals Bred:	66
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Are you so lonely that even the Enderman won’t look you in the eye? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft SMP, you’ll never feel alone again! Join us and you’ll have more friends than a pack of wolves chasing down a sheep.

Our server is so lit, even the Creeper can’t resist dropping by for a party. We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more drama than a soap opera in the Nether.

Join us and you’ll be part of a community so tight-knit, we make Spider’s webs look like loose threads. So come on, what are you waiting for? Leave your loneliness in the past and join our crazy Minecraft SMP today!

CraftyCarbCraze

balanced diet, clean eating, CraftyCarbCraze, dairy free, diet, FITNESS, gluten free, Healthy Eating, intermittent fasting, Keto, low carb, meal plan, mindful eating, nutrition, Paleo, portion control, sustainable diet, vegan, Vegetarian, weight loss, Whole30

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2184
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	185	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing you’re mining is cobblestone? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate weight loss program disguised as a Minecraft server!

Join us and watch those pounds melt away as you frantically mine for diamonds and run away from creepers. Our server is so intense, you’ll be sweating off those extra calories in no time!

And if you’re looking for a more balanced diet, don’t worry – we have a farm full of virtual carrots and potatoes for you to munch on while you build your epic castle.

So say goodbye to boring diets and hello to our insane Minecraft server – where the only thing you’ll be losing is your mind (in a good way)!

TikTokCraze Minecraft Server

banned, Censorship, covert influence operations, digital platforms, Disinformation, foreign interference, global politics, information warfare, media outlets, Minecraft, News, online content, political influence, Propaganda, rt, russia, Russian state media, Server, social media, Sputnik, Technology, tiktok, TikTokCraze

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3293
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Divine Spears Created:	17	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	4

so like, if you wanna have a blast in minecraft, come join our server! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. our diamonds sparkle brighter than your ex’s new bae and our creepers give hugs instead of explosions.

once, a player found a secret portal to a land made entirely of candy. they ate so much they turned into a gingerbread man! true story, bro.

we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers. one time, a player ate one and could shoot lasers from their eyes. it was epic.

oh, and did i mention our villagers throw the best parties? they have dance battles and fireworks every night. you don’t wanna miss out on that, trust me.

so come join our server and experience the craziest, most outrageous minecraft adventures of your life. who needs reality when you have our server?

CraftyCreeperJailbreak

Accountability, arrest, bad actors, CEO, Communication, compliance, cooperation, CraftyCreeperJailbreak, criminal activity, data, encrypted, investigation, law enforcement, legal process, messaging app, privacy, SECURITY, Technology, Telegram, transparency, user information

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2651
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	50
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Zombie Dances:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

so, like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play minecraft but then u get arrested for being a bad actor? well, not on this server, bro! we don’t care if u rob a bank or steal a car, as long as u play minecraft with us, u good. plus, we got all the cool mods like exploding chickens and rainbow creepers. join now before the feds come knocking on ur door, lol! #minecraft4life #badactorswelcome

PreggoCraft: Surrogate Struggles

assisted reproduction, Canadian cohort study, fertility assistance, fertility treatments, gestational carriers, gestational surrogacy, high-risk pregnancies, hypertensive disorders of pregnancy, maternal health, maternal morbidity, maternal mortality, postpartum hemorrhage, PreggoCraft, pregnancy complications, pregnancy outcomes, pregnancy risks, pregnancy surrogacy, pregnancy surrogates, reproductive health, severe maternal morbidity, Struggles, surrogate, surrogate risks

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1898
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
New Chunks Explored:	777892	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dimension Hops:	15	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Players Killed by Monsters:	5966	Animals Bred:	78
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, DO YOU LIKE MINECRAFT? DO YOU LIKE CRAZY ADVENTURES AND INSANE STORIES? WELL, YOU GOTTA JOIN OUR SERVER, BECAUSE WE GOT IT ALL!

IMAGINE THIS, YOU SPAWN IN AND SUDDENLY YOU’RE SURROUNDED BY PREGNANT CREEPERS! THEY’RE ALL CARRYING BABY ZOMBIES AND THEY’RE COMING FOR YOU! BUT DON’T WORRY, YOU CAN BE A GESTATIONAL CARRIER AND SURVIVE THE CHAOS!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! YOU MIGHT FACE SEVERE MATERNAL MORBIDITY, HYPERTENSIVE DISORDERS OF PREGNANCY, AND POSTPARTUM HEMORRHAGE! IT’S A WILD RIDE, BUT THAT’S WHAT MAKES IT SO FUN!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURES YOU’LL EVER HAVE! (Disclaimer: Pregnancy surrogates in Minecraft are not real and should not be taken seriously. Play at your own risk!)

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

Adventures, alive, blocky, for honor, Gaming, long tail tags, market, Minecraft, Server, state of decay 2, still supported, stopped playing, sunset, that one game, ubisoft, unexpected, Updates, years ago

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7025
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Are you tired of playing the same old games that you abandoned years ago? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is like the State of Decay 2 of the gaming world – still kicking and receiving updates like nobody’s business! Join us and experience the thrill of playing a game that just won’t die, just like that plant you forgot to water for months.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is like the For Honor of Minecraft – unexpected, unpredictable, and totally insane. With Ubisoft-level craziness, you never know what kind of adventure you’ll stumble upon. Join us and prepare to be amazed by the sheer madness that awaits you.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the wildest ride of your gaming life. Who needs reality when you can escape to a world of endless possibilities and endless updates? Let’s get crafting, baby!

Natasha is an FSB plant Minecraft SMP

#youtube, algorithm, Beating, cia, Europe, fsb, FSB plant, georgia, Globohomo, Lesbian, liberal, Liberalism, migrants, Minecraft, Natasha, non-white, patriotic gear, Plant, Redpilling, russia, smp, War, zoomers

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8997
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Farms Harvested:	959
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as Natasha’s Adventures? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of a time filled with twists, turns, and unexpected alliances.

Ever wanted to join a server where everyone is secretly a spy for a mysterious organization? Well, here’s your chance! You never know who you can trust in this SMP, where everyone’s true motives are as hidden as a Russian nesting doll.

Join us for epic battles, secret missions, and a whole lot of drama. Who knows, you might even uncover a conspiracy or two along the way. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for an adventure that’s more thrilling than Natasha’s globe-trotting escapades. See you in the game, comrade!

CoincidenceCraft SMP: OMG So Random!

BIZARRE, chance, Coincidence, CoincidenceCraft, destiny, eXtraordinary, fate, fluke, Fortuitous, happenstance, Incredible, jaw-dropping, Mind Blowing, OMG, outrageous coincidence, Random, serendipity, smp, strange, synchronicity, UNBELIEVABLE, unexpected

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	728
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Gods Slained:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Have you ever accidentally dug straight down in Minecraft and landed in a hidden underground kingdom filled with diamond-clad pigs riding on top of creepers? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a chance to experience the most outrageous coincidences in the blocky world, like stumbling upon a secret chest filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a talking chicken named Sir Clucksalot. Trust us, you won’t find this level of chaos and hilarity anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!