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BlockyBrit Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9119
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	38	Dragon Scales Harvested:	369
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Star Shards Collected:	186

Welcome to seasideEDITION, the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of fearless players stumbled upon a hidden underwater city on our server. They discovered that the city was ruled by a giant squid named Squishy, who challenged them to a dance-off for the city’s treasure. And guess what? The players won, and now they are the proud owners of a bunch of shiny diamonds and emeralds!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical forest where the trees grow candy canes and the animals can talk. You can ride on a unicorn while battling evil gummy bears and collecting rainbow-colored loot. Trust me, you’ve never experienced anything like this before!

So what are you waiting for? Join seasideEDITION now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what other wacky surprises await you in our pixelated paradise?

Crafty Tipsters Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7348
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Enchantments Applied:	180

Join our Minecraft server and never worry about leg pain again! Our server is equipped with special finishing mechanics that ensure you always finish strong. Say goodbye to achy legs and hello to endless gaming fun! Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself blessed our server with magical powers that will make your builds ten times more epic. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure!

Why Minecraft SMP Seinfeld Marriage So Bad

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6456
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Zombie Dances:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the Minecraft universe! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the land.

Ever wonder why Seinfeld made marriage look so horrible? Well, on our server, we have a whole town dedicated to exploring the ups and downs of virtual relationships. Get married to a villager, have virtual kids, and watch as your pixelated family grows and thrives (or falls apart in a dramatic soap opera).

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker where we keep all the rarest items in the game. Want a diamond sword with the power of a thousand suns? We got it. Need a potion that turns you into a flying unicorn? We can make it happen. Join our server and unlock the mysteries of the Minecraft universe like never before.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most absurd Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

ChudCraft Minecraft Server

Attitudes, Australians, Behavior, ChudCraft, chuds, culture, derogatory, discrimination, DISRESPECTFUL, generalizations, Identity, ignorance, insults, Minecraft, misconceptions, Nationality, offensive, prejudice, Rude, Server, society, Stereotypes, Xenophobia

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	735
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	12
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with normies? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all the chuds out there!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding kangaroos into battle, mining for diamonds with your pet koala, and building upside-down houses just for fun. Our community is filled with hilarious Aussies who will keep you entertained with their outrageous antics and quirky slang.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker where we host epic Vegemite eating contests and throw shrimp on the barbie parties. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a drop bear lurking in the trees waiting to pounce on unsuspecting players.

So why are Australians such chuds? Because we know how to have a bloody good time on this insane Minecraft server! Join us now and let the shenanigans begin!

Kaiju No.8 Minecraft SMP #117

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3957
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Star Shards Collected:	298	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	53
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Buildings Constructed:	19	Chimeras Created:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on the chickens and the creepers do the moonwalk before exploding!

We have a secret underground base where we host weekly llama dance parties and a sky island where the sheep can fly (yes, you read that right, FLY!). Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby!

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet slime that will follow you around and leave a trail of glitter wherever it goes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (just don’t ask for unlimited diamonds, we’ve tried that already).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility).

Kanade’s Workplace Harassment Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	8199
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Enchantments Applied:	205	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	36
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to be! Join us and witness the epic saga of Kanade and her workplace セクハラ scandal unfold in real-time. Will justice be served? Will there be a dramatic courtroom showdown? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t want to miss a minute of the action on our server! Join now for a wild ride filled with laughter, drama, and maybe even a little bit of Minecraft gameplay.

Top 10 Minecraft SMP Countries in the Western Hemisphere

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9436
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Towns Built:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is where the real action is at! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a whole lot of chaos.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. Yes, you read that right. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the top 10 countries in the western hemisphere, each with their own unique culture and customs. From the land of talking cows to the kingdom of flying pigs, you’ll never run out of new places to explore and conquer.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SwipeRun server Minecraft

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1232
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Meteorites Collected:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Enchantments Applied:	125	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Welcome to our SwipeRun server, which we have put up for monitoring specifically for the development of our project in the future! In order to access our server you need to enter a special ip: 5.188.118.142:30058

Our server has a bunch of different interesting features and features such as: auto-mine, donation cases, pvp arena, parkour with prizes, sawmill, portal to the Ender world and much more! Our server is built on the craftbukkit core! Entry: 1.16.5!!! Good luck to you, dear friend, on our cozy SwipeRun server!!! It will only get more interesting and better!

5.188.118.142:30058

Pillow Myth Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6886
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	16
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join a world where human beings are invincible against pillows! That’s right, you can try to smother someone with a pillow all you want, but they will never die. It’s like a never-ending pillow fight that you can’t lose!

But that’s not all, our server also has a secret underground pillow fort where players can battle it out in epic pillow wars. The winner gets a crown made out of feathers and bragging rights for being the ultimate pillow warrior.

Join us now and experience the thrill of trying to kill someone with a pillow, only to realize it’s impossible. It’s a whole new level of Minecraft fun that you won’t find anywhere else!

Le Hobby Vtubing Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	541
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	95	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we promise you won’t find any Vtubers…because they all left to join Niji! But don’t worry, we have something even better – our players are actually secret agents in disguise! Join us for epic missions, crazy adventures, and maybe even a chance to save the world from a zombie apocalypse (or just build a cool castle, whatever floats your boat)! So come on, join us and become a part of the most top-secret, action-packed SMP out there!

Blocky BFFs Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2020
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Are you tired of being rejected by women for being a normie? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we welcome all Aspie nerds with open arms!

Join us as we celebrate the downfall of normie guys who used to bully us, and watch as they spiral into despair over their lack of female attention.

We’ve single-handedly ruined women’s dating preferences, leaving normies and Aspies alike without a chance for love. But hey, who needs women when you have a thriving community of anime and Pokémon meme enthusiasts?

So come on, embrace your inner Aspie and join our server today! Who needs normies when you can have a blast with us?