British SAS Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

DerpyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, banter, Boyfriend, Communication, CONSERVATIVE, Demand, derogatory nickname, DerpyCraft, Friend, insult, internet, London, Meltdown, Minecraft, Muslim, Offense, Problematic, relationship, Server, South Asian heritage, Uncivil, Virtue signaling, White Man

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8804
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	7266	Epic Quests Completed:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all cultures and nicknames, no matter how “problematic” they may seem to others! Join us for a wild adventure filled with banter, craziness, and a whole lot of fun.

Imagine a world where your boyfriend lovingly calls you “saracen” in public and your best friend loses her mind over it, starting a movement to “free you from the white man” (LOL). But don’t worry, we’ve got your back here.

Venture into our server and let loose with your cutesy nicknames and inside jokes, because here, anything goes! And if anyone tries to start drama over it, just tell them to “go stuff it” like the boss you are.

So come on over and join the most outrageous Minecraft server in town, where being uncivil is just part of the fun. Who knew a nickname could cause such chaos? But hey, that’s just how we roll here. See you in the game!

GiftGoneWrong28

aita, awkward, birthday gift, Boyfriend, Communication, designer handbag, expensive gift, Favor, Frustration, gift opening, GiftGoneWrong28, Girlfriend, misunderstanding, overstepped, parents, PRESSURE, relationship, Rude, UNCOMFORTABLE, Wealthy

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7249
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	46	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can avoid all the pressure of opening gifts? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about the awkwardness of receiving presents again. We understand the struggle of feeling uncomfortable with expensive gifts, so we’ve created a safe space for you to open them at your own pace.

Join now and experience the thrill of virtual gift-giving without any of the real-life stress. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual designer handbag waiting for you to open! Just make sure not to let your virtual partner open it for you, or things might get a little heated… 😂🎁👜

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the virtual gift-opening festivities begin!

AdScreen Wasters

Ads, AdScreen, advertising strategies, attention span, consumer behavior, consumerism, digital age, Digital Marketing, distractions, efficiency, Entertainment, loading screens, marketing tactics, Media consumption, online advertising, productivity, screen addiction, screen time, Technology, Time management, time wasting, Wasters

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1222
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Mines Excavated:	1264	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

are you tired of being a slave to the ads and loading screens? come join our server where the only thing you’ll be loading is your inventory with diamonds and your brain with laughter. we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and a pet creeper named bob who loves to blow things up (but don’t worry, he’s house trained). our admins are actually unicorns in disguise and they grant wishes to all who join. plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely of lava and obsidian – try not to catch on fire! so leave the boring ads behind and come join the funniest, craziest, most epic minecraft server ever created (seriously, steve himself said so).

EphB4Craft: The Ultimate PvP Adventure

Adventure, EphB4Craft, PvP, Ultimate

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2353
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

join our epic minecraft server where we have combined the power of pembrolizumab with soluble EphB4-albumin to create the ultimate weapon against HPV-negative EphrinB2 positive head neck squamous cell carcinoma mobs.

we have insane battles where players can ride on giant EphB4-albumin monsters and shoot pembrolizumab arrows at the evil cancerous creatures.

our server is the only place where you can experience the thrill of fighting cancer with your friends while exploring a vast world filled with danger and adventure.

so come join us and help save the world from the dreaded head neck squamous cell carcinoma in the most epic and hilarious way possible!

Nuclear Frontier: Where Minecraft meets Chernobyl…but don’t worry, we’re not [modded]!

Adventure, Chernobyl…but, dont, Forge, Fresh, Frontier, Griefing, HBM’s Nuclear Tech Mod, Ip:, Join, Launch, meets, Message, Minecraft, Modded, modern look, Nuclear, nuclear reactors, refineries, resource packs, Scape and run parasites, Server, update mods, warmongering, Wars, worry

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	383
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Mines Excavated:	4049
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Minecraft Server Overview
Server Version	Forge 1.12.2
Featured Mods	HBM’s Nuclear Tech Mod, Scape and Run: Parasites

FAQ

Question: What can players expect on this Minecraft server?

Answer:

Players can build immense nuclear reactors and refineries, engage in wars (with no griefing allowed), and enjoy a modern look with updated mods and resource packs.

Question: Are there any rules regarding player interactions on the server?

Answer:

While griefing is not allowed, occasional warmongering will take place, adding an exciting element to gameplay.

Question: How can I join this adventure?

Answer:

To join the server, simply drop a message to the server administrator and connect using the provided IP: 158.178.202.223:25565.

Joever’s Trans Icon Minecraft Server

acceptance, activism, Community, discrimination, empowerment, equality, gender, Icon, Identity, joever, Joevers, LGBTQ, LGBTQ history, Marginalized, Minecraft, pride, representation, Server, social justice, Support, Trans, trans icon, Transgender, transgender rights, VISIBILITY

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	133
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Star Shards Collected:	245	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is run by a former trans icon turned Minecraft master, now known as Joever! Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored blocks, unicorn mobs, and a dance party every time you mine a diamond. Plus, rumor has it that Joever can summon a dragon just by snapping their fingers. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Lacey’s Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

Adventures, association, blocky, Brain, Cognitive, Experience, Familiar, familiar face., flashback, Identity, Lacey Fletcher, Laceys, Memory, Mental, Minecraft, Nostalgia, past, recall, recognition, Recollection, remember, reminder, Repetition, Server, thought

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5668
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Enchantments Applied:	168
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Potions Brewed:	28

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about Lacey Fletcher. Legend has it that Lacey once built an entire castle out of diamond blocks in just one day. And not just any castle, a castle that could fly! Yes, you heard that right, a flying diamond castle.

But that’s not all, on this server, you’ll also find talking pigs who give out enchanted golden carrots that make you invincible for 24 hours. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party where all the mobs are dancing to the beat of a jukebox playing “Creeper, Aw Man” on repeat.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of insanity). Trust us, once you meet Lacey Fletcher and her flying diamond castle, you’ll never want to leave!

BroHouse Minecraft Server

aita, Attic, Boundary, BroHouse, brother, clutter, Communication, decluttering, disagreement, Enabling, family, Frustration, garage, Hoarding, hurt feelings, Minecraft, mutual friends, people pleaser, Property, relationships, Server, setting boundaries, Storage

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1972
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Enchantments Applied:	159	Potions Brewed:	167
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands boundaries? Look no further than our server, where we support your right to say no to storing boxes in your attic!

Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, as we navigate the complexities of family dynamics and garage storage wars. Will you be the hero who sets boundaries and declutters your virtual space, or will you be the villain who hoards all the virtual items?

With outrageous stories like these, you’ll never be bored on our server. Plus, who knows what crazy adventures await you when you log in? Join now and let the madness begin!

CraftyCookz

advice, angry tone, Budget, Communication, Cooking, cooking for others, CraftyCookz, food preferences, house food, huffy, Personal preferences, pork chops, Preferences, resting face, roommate, roommate boundaries, roommate conflict, Seasoning, Spaghetti, white people way

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4459
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Potions Brewed:	108	Votes:	3482
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Mines Excavated:	4830	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as spicy as A’s unwanted seasoning advice? Look no further! Join our server where you can cook up some drama just like OP and their roommate A.

Forget about mixing your spaghetti sauce the “white people way” or worrying about saving food for anyone else. On our server, it’s all about serving up some sassy comebacks and standing your ground in the kitchen.

Join us for a cooking showdown like no other, where the only rule is to cook for yourself and your girlfriend, just like OP. Who needs to consider others’ preferences when you can have it your way all the time?

So if you’re ready to stir the pot (literally and figuratively), join our server now and let the cooking chaos begin! Just remember, watch out for any hovering roommates trying to give you unsolicited seasoning advice.

TimeWarp Minecraft Server

Adventure, Alternate Reality, Curiosity, Decision making, dream, Exploration, FANTASY, Future, History, hypothetical, imagination, Journey, Memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, past, Philosophical, Server, Temporal, thought experiment, time machine, time travel, timewarp

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6122
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where time travel is not only possible, but also highly encouraged! Imagine exploring ancient civilizations like the dinosaurs or partying with robots in the year 3000 – the possibilities are endless!

Join us for a chance to build your own time machine and visit any era you desire. Want to ride a T-Rex to battle a horde of creepers? Done. Feel like challenging a knight to a duel with diamond swords? Easy peasy. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky paradoxes).

So why waste your time in the present when you could be gallivanting through history or zipping through the future? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest time-traveling adventures of your Minecraft life!