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CraftyCreeperGang Minecraft SMP

Analysis, Assessment, BELIEF, consideration, contemplation, CraftyCreeperGang, critique, Evaluation, Feedback, idea.., Impression, judgment, Minecraft, Musings, opinion, perspective, reaction, Reflection, response, sentiment, smp, Thoughts, Viewpoint

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6409
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	99
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treacherous parkour challenges on floating islands made of cheese, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the world (or at least the server)! Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (as long as your wish is for more diamonds). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Vape-Free Bday Bash Minecraft Server

aunt, Bash, BDay, big families, Birthday Party, Catering, complaining, cousin, family, first birthday, Friends, kicked out, Minecraft, no vape rule, out of state, overreaction, photographer, Server, Son, stress, teenagers, Upset, VapeFree, Vapes, Venue

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3197
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your family gatherings? Look no further! Join us for epic adventures and crazy parties that will make your 1st birthday bash look like a snooze fest.

We’ve got a ban on vapes too, but not because they ruin photos – they just make the creepers jealous of the sick clouds. And if you complain about our rules, you might just get kicked out like poor cousin Sam. But hey, at least she didn’t have to worry about pockets in her dress!

So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some family drama that’s way more entertaining than Aunt Karen’s latest gossip. Join us now and let the fun begin!

MommyNameDramaCraft

baby names, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family members, family pressure, family tastes, family traditions, Grandparents, long held tradition, MommyNameDramaCraft, naming babies, naming ceremony, naming tradition, naming traditions, traditional names, uncommon names, unusual names

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	4202
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Divine Spears Created:	23
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Titanic Battles Fought:	21

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your family drama? Look no further than our server! Just like this OP’s mom, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns. Join us for a naming ceremony where you can choose the most outrageous names for your builds. Forget tradition, forget expectations – on our server, anything goes! Plus, if you ever need to shut down any haters, just remember to channel your inner OP and tell them to shut up! Join now for a gaming experience that’s as drama-filled as this Reddit post.

BlockyLoveLand

adult activities, adult interaction, bedroom activities, BlockyLoveLand, consensual relations, euphemism, family friendly, family-friendly euphemism, family-friendly intercourse, family-friendly phrase, intercourse, intimate relations, lovemaking, making love, marital relations, phrase, physical intimacy, polite term, private time, romantic encounter, sexual intercourse

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5390
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Dragon Scales Harvested:	433	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans! Our server is so epic, even the creepers can’t resist joining in on the fun. Plus, we have secret underground tunnels that lead to a magical land where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and let’s have a blast together!

WealthTaxCraft Minecraft Server

$2 trillion, Copying, Countries, economic growth, economic policy, Financial Stability, findings, fiscal policy, government revenue, income inequality, Minecraft, policy implementation, public finances, raise, Server, social welfare, spain, study, Taxation, wealth distribution, wealth tax, WealthTaxCraft

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1035
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	196	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

lol, you know what else can raise $2 trillion? joining this epic minecraft server, bro! we got diamonds for days and creepers that do the macarena. plus, our wealth tax is just stealing from villagers, so you can feel like a real government official while you play. come join us and help us build the most insane virtual economy ever!

JewCraftNYC

Accountability, Australian, breach of trust, confidentiality, consequences, Data Protection, Disciplined, ethical standards, Information Security, investigation, JewCraftNYC, Jews, journalism ethics, LEAK.., media integrity, NYT, personal information, privacy breach, professional conduct, reporter, sensitive data

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	3685
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	90
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Magic Items Found:	6939
Falling into the Void:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	268	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, you gotta join cuz we got, like, secret tunnels filled with diamonds and, like, magical unicorns roaming around.

one time, this player found a hidden chest filled with enchanted golden apples and they became, like, the king of the server.

oh, and did i mention the time when a group of players built a giant rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? it was epic, bro.

come join us and experience the craziest adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. plus, we have a secret club where we dress up as llamas and have dance parties. you don’t wanna miss out on that, do ya?

SisSync Movie Night Brainz

acquaintances, brain activity, Brainz, complex cognitive functions, Friends, Movie, Network, neuroimaging study, night, sensory processing regions, SisSync, sisters

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4637
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

so, like, imagine if you join this cray cray minecraft server, right? your brain activity will be, like, so in sync with everyone else, you’ll basically be sisters with all the players. it’s like a sisterhood of the traveling minecraft block.

you’ll be able to read each other’s minds and finish each other’s sentences. it’s like a telepathic connection but with pixels and creepers.

and get this, your brain will be so lit up in all the right places, you’ll be a minecraft genius. you’ll be building epic structures and slaying mobs like it’s nobody’s business.

so, like, join this server and become part of the ultimate brain-synced sisterhood. it’s like a movie, but with way more blocks and way more fun.

Blocktopia Minecraft Server

blocktopia, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7361
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	91	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	16

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable one out there!

Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle against a horde of evil llamas, and even participate in a dance-off with the Ender Dragon!

Our server is so wild that even the creepers have been known to break out into song and dance numbers. And don’t even get me started on the talking cows that give out free diamonds!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this insane adventure and see what kind of ridiculous shenanigans you can get into. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

NoahHatesBasketballMC SMP

Athletic, Ball, Basketball, Competition, Court, dislike, DRIBBLE, Dunk, Game, general, hate, Hoop, jump, Net, noah, NoahHatesBasketballMC, player, Score, shoot, smp, sports, TEAM

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	793
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Zombie Dances:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where Noah is the ultimate basketball hater! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once, Noah tried to play basketball in Minecraft but accidentally threw the ball into a lava pit, causing a meltdown that destroyed half the server. Since then, he has banned all basketball-related activities and now spends his days hunting down any basketballs that dare to enter his realm. Join us for a chance to witness Noah’s epic basketball battles and maybe even sneak in a game or two when he’s not looking. Just be sure to hide your basketballs or face the wrath of Noah!

CreeperLove404

aita, Angry, Blame, Boyfriend, Communication, CreeperLove404, Defensive, forgetfulness, hurt, Movie, overreacting, Phone, restroom, strangers, Sync, trip, Uber, UNFAIR, Upset, Waiting

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2038
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

Imagine logging in to find yourself in a maze, with no phone to guide you. Will you be able to find your way out and reunite with your friends? Or will you be left wandering aimlessly, hoping for a friendly stranger to offer you an Uber ride?

But that’s not all – once you finally make it out of the maze, you’ll be faced with challenges that will test your communication skills with your fellow players. Can you and your teammates stay in sync and conquer the obstacles together? Or will you end up like the boyfriend in the story, lost and clueless?

Join our server now for a gaming experience like no other. Who needs a phone when you have Minecraft to keep you entertained and on your toes?