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MontyCraft: Where Spam is a Food Group and Creepers Run Away from Silly Walks

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4340
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	5946	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Battle Standards Raised:	13

Are you tired of living in a world that’s gone downhill faster than a pig racing down a minecart track? Well, come join our Minecraft server and escape to a world that’s as clean and vibrant as a freshly polished diamond sword!

Our server is so epic, even the creepers are too scared to blow up because they know they’ll be missing out on all the fun. We’ve got more diamonds than a rich player’s inventory and more adventures than a quest to find the elusive Herobrine.

So why join our server? Because we’ve got more laughs than a pack of villagers gossiping about the latest iron golem fashion trends. And if that’s not enough, just remember – on our server, you can build a house made entirely out of cake and no one will judge you. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

BritsCraft LOLz

British, british culture, British History, british humor, British lifestyle, British Monarchy, british slang, British society, British traditions, BritsCraft, Edition, lolz, monkey business, monkey see monkey do, monkeying about, monkeying around, monkeying around the clock, monkeying around the world, monkeying around town, monkeys, PRIMATES, uk

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	478
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Emeralds Found:	1049	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Welcome to the most bananas Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter – monke edition! 🍌

Are you tired of building boring old houses and farms? Well, on our server, you can build a treehouse fit for a king of the jungle! Swing from vine to vine like Tarzan and show off your mad monkey skills.

But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret society of intelligent apes who have mastered the art of Minecraft. Join forces with them to create the ultimate banana fortress and defend it from pesky players who try to steal your fruit.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Banana hidden deep within the jungle. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted unlimited bananas for life!

So what are you waiting for? Join monke edition today and go bananas in the craziest Minecraft server around! 🐒🍌

BritsCraft: Tea, Crumpets, and Creeper Explosions

brexit, British, British fashion, british food, british humor, British Isles, British literature, british music, british slang, British society, British traditions, British values, BritsCraft, creeper, crumpets, culture, england, explosions, History, London, Monarchy, tea, uk, United Kingdom

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1970
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Votes:	7094
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers filled with normies and try-hards? Well, look no further because /brit/ is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride through the land of tea-drinking, crumpet-eating madness.

Why should you join /brit/? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground dungeon filled with nothing but endless supplies of Yorkshire tea and scones. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about our exclusive PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players using nothing but fish and chips as weapons?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a rare breed of Minecraft sheep that have been genetically modified to wear tiny top hats and monocles. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Queen’s Corgi, who roams the land granting wishes to those who can bestow upon him the finest bone-in steak.

So what are you waiting for? Join /brit/ today and experience the craziest, most British Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Just be sure to watch out for the tea-guzzling creepers and the sneaky griefer who goes by the name of Sir Nigel McTrollington. Cheers, mate!

Tea and Creepers: A British Minecraft Adventure

Adventure, Australian-free, Brit, British, British accents, british culture, british food, British History, british humor, British lifestyle, british people, british slang, British society, British traditions, CREEPERS, Europe, Minecraft, new, no aussies, no nonces, nonces-free, tea, United Kingdom

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7801
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Zombie Dances:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a strict “no nonces” policy – because who wants creepy weirdos ruining the fun, am I right?

But that’s not all! We also have a ban on Aussies because, let’s face it, those guys are just too good at Minecraft and it’s not fair to the rest of us mere mortals. Plus, have you heard about the legendary diamond mine on our server? It’s said that whoever mines there will be blessed with unlimited diamonds and eternal glory!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that try to ruin your day? So come join us for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life – just don’t forget to leave your Aussie friends at the door!

Blocky Brits

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7591
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Void Gems Collected:	13
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Villages Defended:	17
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret diamond mine that led to a magical land filled with flying pigs and talking cows. True story, bro.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Delboy, a legendary player who can build a castle in 10 seconds flat and tame a creeper with just a wink. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you might just catch a glimpse of Delboy riding a dragon into battle against a horde of zombie villagers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a block of TNT that tells dad jokes. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

CraftyBritz 3D Printz

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8211
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Falling into the Void:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Void Gems Collected:	36	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just let you build and mine? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky world where you can use our combination 3D printer and television to bring your wildest creations to life. Need a skyscraper made entirely of cheese? We’ve got you covered! And don’t worry, our printers are strictly monitored to ensure no illegal files are being printed – we don’t need any more lawsuits from the cheese mafia.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a giant flying pig? Well, on our server, that’s totally possible. Just hop on and soar through the skies like a bacon-covered superhero. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can even challenge the pig to a dance-off. Trust us, he’s got some killer moves.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

Yitzy101s Prison Server

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5769
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Animals Bred:	100	Zombie Dances:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Server rules: http://yitzy101.com/rules

Server features: http://yitzy101.com/about

We assist all of our users via our ticket support system (help desk): http://help.yitzy101.com. All ban appeals, plugin suggestions, reporting, is handled there.

Our amazing staff: http://yitzy101.com/staff

We are always open to new ideas and suggestions from our users. Simply submit a ticket (http://help.yitzy101.com) to our support team and we will respond within 24-48 hours.

* All ban appeals are (only) dealt with via our support tickets system *

play.yitzy101.com

Outburst Designs

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8600
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Zombie Dances:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Need a Minecraft Animated Banner for only 7$ ? Email us at [email protected]

mc.frostyfactions.com

The Nerd Nation Factions

Factions

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	1277
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26

Hey my Sever is Now up and running on 1.6.4 Thanks

198.154.112.209

Novylen

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	6017
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Crops Grown:	3260	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

Novylen

mc.novylen.net

Comunidade Minecraft Portugal

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	743
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9637	Void Armor Forged:	20
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Enchantments Applied:	252
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Minecraft Portugal Community

minecraft.pt

CursedMC

Factions, KitPvP, Prison, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1648
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Potions Brewed:	179	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

Server Just Launched/Reset!!!

– Large 100+ Player Community – Factions, tons of Raiding and Intense PvP – Custom Faction Commands – Amazing KOTHs – Rare Custom Enchants – Great Cannoning – Amazing Hit Detection – Fair Donor Ranks – Balanced MCMMO Skills

We also have a very knowledgeable staff team that are dedicated to guide you around our server, and guarantee a fun, anti-hacking, PvP + Factions experience. So what are you waiting for? Join now for a one in a million experience!

Play.CursedMC.Net

Zedwork Vanilla

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2448
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Votes:	2978	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Void Gems Collected:	12	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	80

Zedwork’s Community-run Vanilla Minecraft server; always updated to the latest version of Mojang’s vanilla Minecraft.

Founded by __Laurens__, now run by the Zriends, the Market provides a place to trade with other players. Shop plots are available on request, and all shops are protected from block-breaking.

Originally founded by luckyscharms323, now run by SneakySkeleton and the Zriends, the Nether Hub provides fast travel all across the world. Anyone may connect to the hub, though access from spawn is restricted to Zedlings (members) only. (Must play 15 hours on the server to gain Zedling status.)

Maintained by the community, this public farm is located near spawn and provides both new and regular players with food. Just remember to replant! 😉

The Council is a collection of Zedlings whom meet bi-weekly to organise community projects and events, whilst also highlighting any issues players have so they can be resolved. Meetings are open for all to attend, check out our forums for more details of the next meeting.

Be sure to read the rules before heading out.

Please join and HAVE FUN! ^_^

latest.zedwork.co.uk

Horsecraftnl

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2286
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Void Gems Collected:	25
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Ores Mined:	5898
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Love Letters Sent:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Potions Brewed:	121
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Horsecraft is a super fun Dutch Minecraft server!!!

server.hollandcraft.nl

Toro League

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4057
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Farms Harvested:	564	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

server.toro-league.com

BuildingParadise

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7662
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Why should you go to BuildingParadise? Server checklist: Net Admins? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ☑ JA Big city and lots of land to live in? _ _ _ _ ☑ YES Shop? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ☑ ME People who are constantly insulting? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ✘ No Freebuild/PvP? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ☑ JA Pay To Win situations? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ✘ No Farmworld? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ☑ AND Lots of commands for standard users? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ☑ YES Ranks? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ☑ YES Pure rip-off? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ✘ No Jobs? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _☑ AND

85.131.157.159