British Humor MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

MontyCraft: Where Spam is a Food Group and Creepers Run Away from Silly Walks

british television, classic humor, comedy legends., vintage, monty python

Are you tired of living in a world that’s gone downhill faster than a pig racing down a minecart track? Well, come join our Minecraft server and escape to a world that’s as clean and vibrant as a freshly polished diamond sword!

Our server is so epic, even the creepers are too scared to blow up because they know they’ll be missing out on all the fun. We’ve got more diamonds than a rich player’s inventory and more adventures than a quest to find the elusive Herobrine.

So why join our server? Because we’ve got more laughs than a pack of villagers gossiping about the latest iron golem fashion trends. And if that’s not enough, just remember – on our server, you can build a house made entirely out of cake and no one will judge you. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

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BritsCraft LOLz

british culture, British, PRIMATES, British lifestyle, BritsCraft

Welcome to the most bananas Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter – monke edition! 🍌

Are you tired of building boring old houses and farms? Well, on our server, you can build a treehouse fit for a king of the jungle! Swing from vine to vine like Tarzan and show off your mad monkey skills.

But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret society of intelligent apes who have mastered the art of Minecraft. Join forces with them to create the ultimate banana fortress and defend it from pesky players who try to steal your fruit.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Banana hidden deep within the jungle. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted unlimited bananas for life!

So what are you waiting for? Join monke edition today and go bananas in the craziest Minecraft server around! 🐒🍌

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BritsCraft: Tea, Crumpets, and Creeper Explosions

British literature, British traditions, BritsCraft, British fashion, British

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers filled with normies and try-hards? Well, look no further because /brit/ is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride through the land of tea-drinking, crumpet-eating madness.

Why should you join /brit/? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground dungeon filled with nothing but endless supplies of Yorkshire tea and scones. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about our exclusive PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players using nothing but fish and chips as weapons?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a rare breed of Minecraft sheep that have been genetically modified to wear tiny top hats and monocles. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Queen’s Corgi, who roams the land granting wishes to those who can bestow upon him the finest bone-in steak.

So what are you waiting for? Join /brit/ today and experience the craziest, most British Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Just be sure to watch out for the tea-guzzling creepers and the sneaky griefer who goes by the name of Sir Nigel McTrollington. Cheers, mate!

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Tea and Creepers: A British Minecraft Adventure

new, British History, Minecraft, british people, British society

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a strict “no nonces” policy – because who wants creepy weirdos ruining the fun, am I right?

But that’s not all! We also have a ban on Aussies because, let’s face it, those guys are just too good at Minecraft and it’s not fair to the rest of us mere mortals. Plus, have you heard about the legendary diamond mine on our server? It’s said that whoever mines there will be blessed with unlimited diamonds and eternal glory!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that try to ruin your day? So come join us for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life – just don’t forget to leave your Aussie friends at the door!

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Blocky Brits

british entertainment, british actors, british culture, british television classic, british humor

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret diamond mine that led to a magical land filled with flying pigs and talking cows. True story, bro.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Delboy, a legendary player who can build a castle in 10 seconds flat and tame a creeper with just a wink. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you might just catch a glimpse of Delboy riding a dragon into battle against a horde of zombie villagers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a block of TNT that tells dad jokes. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

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CraftyBritz 3D Printz

CraftyBritz, 3d printer, 3d printing, regulations, copyright infringement

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just let you build and mine? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky world where you can use our combination 3D printer and television to bring your wildest creations to life. Need a skyscraper made entirely of cheese? We’ve got you covered! And don’t worry, our printers are strictly monitored to ensure no illegal files are being printed – we don’t need any more lawsuits from the cheese mafia.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a giant flying pig? Well, on our server, that’s totally possible. Just hop on and soar through the skies like a bacon-covered superhero. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can even challenge the pig to a dance-off. Trust us, he’s got some killer moves.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

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DiamondDest

PvP, Economy, Parkour, PvE, Creative

A classic survival server with lots of goodies.

Welcome to the DiamondDest project here with us lamp server with free donation WITHOUT WIPES, comfortable game and not only that.

-If you have many friends, you can create your own CLAN with them and fight with other players -The server has a developed ECONOMY, and if you save some money you can create your own WARP with a store. -If you like a skin you like, you can install it on our server with the /skin command -GOD items will allow you to beat all players in the PVP arena. -If you get lonely, you can get yourself a PET, which you can customize according to your wishes. -The server has a FREE donation – /free -There is a pleasant community on the server, thanks to which you will make many friends, and maybe even a soulmateッ. -MOB arena will not let you get bored! By completing it you can get valuable prizes! -Do you want to unwind on the server? Go to the trampolines that are located right at the spawn! -We also have spleef, where you can also go and play with your friends!

vodka.diamonddest.ru:25615

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Mineridge

MineRidge is a custom LifeSteal SMP that supports crack and bedrock Crossplay. We have a very friendly community & we hope for you to become a part of it. You can join using the Ip Play.MineRidge.Org Bedrock with the port 8138 Hope to see you here with us and enjoy.

Play.MIneRidge.Org

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MinePlay.cz

PvE, Economy, PvP, Survival, Parkour

Připoj se knám a zaži pravý Survival zážitek Co najdeš u nás? MiniParkour, SlimeFun, Resky, Práce, Shop, Custom Generace, Alkohol, Hry v Chate, odmeny, hráčske warpy, kredit systém,…

JAVA: ● IP: mc.mineplay.cz BEDROCK: ● IP: bedrock.mineplay.cz:54226

Sociální sítě: • Instagram: @mineplay.cz • TikTok: @mineplay.cz

mc.mineplay.cz

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❤️SuperMine❤️ Mini-Games, PVP 1.12-1.20⭐ Best Minecraft server

Maniac, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Paintball, Hide and seek

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1. SuperMine 1.8-1.20

2. IP: mcsuper.net

3. No dupa, Weddings, Clans.

4. No lags, Casino, Weapons.

5. Money for time in the game, Honest PvP.

6. BedWars, SkyWars, BuildBattle, Murder, SkyPvP.

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5.mcsuper.net

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