british humor – Page 2 – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

MontyCraft: Where Spam is a Food Group and Creepers Run Away from Silly Walks
british comedy, british humor, british television, classic humor, classic tv, comedy, comedy legends., CREEPERS, cultural commentary, Food, group, historical, humor, London, monty python, MontyCraft, Nostalgia, old school entertainment, RUN, satire, silly, sketch comedy, social commentary, Spam, television history., time capsule, vintage, Walks
Are you tired of living in a world that’s gone downhill faster than a pig racing down a minecart track? Well, come join our Minecraft server and escape to a world that’s as clean and vibrant as a freshly polished diamond sword!
Our server is so epic, even the creepers are too scared to blow up because they know they’ll be missing out on all the fun. We’ve got more diamonds than a rich player’s inventory and more adventures than a quest to find the elusive Herobrine.
So why join our server? Because we’ve got more laughs than a pack of villagers gossiping about the latest iron golem fashion trends. And if that’s not enough, just remember – on our server, you can build a house made entirely out of cake and no one will judge you. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

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BritsCraft LOLz
British, british culture, British History, british humor, British lifestyle, British Monarchy, british slang, British society, British traditions, BritsCraft, Edition, lolz, monkey business, monkey see monkey do, monkeying about, monkeying around, monkeying around the clock, monkeying around the world, monkeying around town, monkeys, PRIMATES, uk
Welcome to the most bananas Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter – monke edition! 🍌
Are you tired of building boring old houses and farms? Well, on our server, you can build a treehouse fit for a king of the jungle! Swing from vine to vine like Tarzan and show off your mad monkey skills.
But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret society of intelligent apes who have mastered the art of Minecraft. Join forces with them to create the ultimate banana fortress and defend it from pesky players who try to steal your fruit.
And if you’re feeling adventurous, embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Banana hidden deep within the jungle. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted unlimited bananas for life!
So what are you waiting for? Join monke edition today and go bananas in the craziest Minecraft server around! 🐒🍌

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BritsCraft: Tea, Crumpets, and Creeper Explosions
brexit, British, British fashion, british food, british humor, British Isles, British literature, british music, british slang, British society, British traditions, British values, BritsCraft, creeper, crumpets, culture, england, explosions, History, London, Monarchy, tea, uk, United Kingdom
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers filled with normies and try-hards? Well, look no further because /brit/ is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride through the land of tea-drinking, crumpet-eating madness.
Why should you join /brit/? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground dungeon filled with nothing but endless supplies of Yorkshire tea and scones. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about our exclusive PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players using nothing but fish and chips as weapons?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a rare breed of Minecraft sheep that have been genetically modified to wear tiny top hats and monocles. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Queen’s Corgi, who roams the land granting wishes to those who can bestow upon him the finest bone-in steak.
So what are you waiting for? Join /brit/ today and experience the craziest, most British Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Just be sure to watch out for the tea-guzzling creepers and the sneaky griefer who goes by the name of Sir Nigel McTrollington. Cheers, mate!

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Tea and Creepers: A British Minecraft Adventure
Adventure, Australian-free, Brit, British, British accents, british culture, british food, British History, british humor, British lifestyle, british people, british slang, British society, British traditions, CREEPERS, Europe, Minecraft, new, no aussies, no nonces, nonces-free, tea, United Kingdom
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a strict “no nonces” policy – because who wants creepy weirdos ruining the fun, am I right?
But that’s not all! We also have a ban on Aussies because, let’s face it, those guys are just too good at Minecraft and it’s not fair to the rest of us mere mortals. Plus, have you heard about the legendary diamond mine on our server? It’s said that whoever mines there will be blessed with unlimited diamonds and eternal glory!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that try to ruin your day? So come join us for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life – just don’t forget to leave your Aussie friends at the door!

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Blocky Brits
blocky, British, british actors, british classic, british comedy icon, british comedy legend, british comedy series, british culture, british entertainment, british humor, british nostalgia, British sitcom, british slang, british television, british television classic, british tv classic, british tv comedy, british tv show, Brits, comedy, only fools and horses, tv show
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret diamond mine that led to a magical land filled with flying pigs and talking cows. True story, bro.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Delboy, a legendary player who can build a castle in 10 seconds flat and tame a creeper with just a wink. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you might just catch a glimpse of Delboy riding a dragon into battle against a horde of zombie villagers.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a block of TNT that tells dad jokes. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

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CraftyBritz 3D Printz
3d printer, 3d printing, Britbong, british humor, combination, compliance, copyright infringement, CraftyBritz, digital rights, funny, humor, illegal files, law enforcement, Licenses, Oi, Piracy, Printing, Printz, regulations, Technology, television, television license
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just let you build and mine? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky world where you can use our combination 3D printer and television to bring your wildest creations to life. Need a skyscraper made entirely of cheese? We’ve got you covered! And don’t worry, our printers are strictly monitored to ensure no illegal files are being printed – we don’t need any more lawsuits from the cheese mafia.
But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a giant flying pig? Well, on our server, that’s totally possible. Just hop on and soar through the skies like a bacon-covered superhero. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can even challenge the pig to a dance-off. Trust us, he’s got some killer moves.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

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SimpleSurvival Haven
best server, Donation price, Friends, game money, item store, minecraft server, no staff, Ranks, Simplesurvival
SimpleSurvival
The best survival Server. – Ranks for game money. – Minimal item store – Minimal donation price – NO STAFF THE BEST SERVER FOR YOU AND YOUR FRIEND
51.161.84.214:25610

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Quarantine Craft SMP
active server, Anti-griefing tools, Chill Community, Community Events, discord events, fresh world, Griefers, inappropriate language, Land Claim, Mature Community, Minecraft, minecraft server, no pay to win, online players, Quarantine Craft, Quarantine Craft NL, Server Rules, smp, Social communities
Quarantine Craft Server Info
Social communities are the key to great SMP servers!
At Quarantine Craft, you can expect:
- A cool, (not always) grown-up gang to play SMP Minecraft with
- Tools to protect your land from griefers, and we can fix any damage they cause
- A brand new world to explore!
- No pay-to-win donations!
- Fun Discord events where we watch shows together
Since launching two weeks ago, we’ve had 5-10 players online at a time, peaking at 15. Our rules are pretty standard. We don’t ban for bad language, but meanies will be dealt with. If you vibe with our vibe, we want you!
Check us out at quarantinecraft.nl
quarantinecraft.nl
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VeltPvP Practice
hcf, Kit Map, Minecraft, Practice, PvP, Survival, Teamspeak, veltpvp
VeltPvP
Welcome to VeltPvP!
We got:
- HCF
- Practice
- Kit Map
Come hang out with us!
IP: veltpvp.com Website: veltpvp.com Store: store.veltpvp.com Teamspeak: ts.veltpvp.com
veltpvp.com
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ImperioGamer Fun Zone
Adventure, bedrock edition, building, Community, Creative, Exploration, Gaming, java edition, Minecraft, minecraft server, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, online gaming, PC Gaming, Plugins, role playing, Sandbox, Survival, virtual world
ImperioGamer
Come join the fun at ImperioGamer!
We are a group of Minecraft servers ready to give you the best experience possible. Bring your friends and enjoy quality gaming together!
play.imperiogamer.net

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Ironclad Factions Lifesteal – Competitive PVP & Custom Enchants

bedrock, competitive, Custom, custom enchantments, Custom Enchants, Discord, Economy, Enchants, Faction Commands, Factions, Ip:, Ironclad, java, LifeSteal, Lifesteal Mechanics, MCMMO, No Duping, no exploits, No hacking, no homophobic language, PORT, PvP, Respect Staff, rules, Skill Progression, Trading

Ironclad Factions Lifesteal Overview

Key Features	Lifesteal Mechanics Custom Enchantments Faction Commands PVP Enabled Economy & Trading Skill Progression with McMMO
Community Aspects	Competitive gameplay Intense PVP Strategic faction warfare

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are hacks or Xray allowed?	No, any form of hacking or Xray use is not tolerated.
Can items be duplicated?	No, item duplication is against the rules.
Is discriminatory language allowed?	No, any form of homophobic or racist language is prohibited.
Are glitches or exploits allowed?	No, exploiting glitches or game-breaking bugs is strictly prohibited.
How can I join the server?	Connect to pvp.ironcladnetwork.us and start your journey today.

Why Join Us?

Ironclad Factions Lifesteal offers a competitive experience where strategy, teamwork, and PVP skills are put to the test. Custom enchantments allow for personalized gameplay and gaining an edge in battles. Whether building factions or engaging in open-world combat, there’s always excitement.

Get Started:

Connect to pvp.ironcladnetwork.us and join the Discord for updates, events, and support.

DownUnder Chaos
1.12.2, Anarchy, apexmc, Australia, exploits, minecraft server, new zealand, No dupes patched, Survival
// Minecraft Server Information //
NZ/AU Anarchy
Anarchy Server for Aus & NZ
Version: 1.12.2
No dupes fixed. Most exploits work.
Server IP: anarchy.apexmc.co
anarchy.apexmc.co

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Forsaken Realms
Adventure, Amazing storyline, beta server, Beta Testing, Bosses, Community, custom enchantments, Custom Features, Exploration, Factions, Help, Lost Factions, minecraft server, multiplayer, online gaming, Quests, role playing, Sandbox, Testing, Unique faction experience
Lost Factions
We got a cool faction server here! It’s in BETA and needs testers.
Future stuff coming up:
- Quests with a cool story
- Bosses to fight
- Enchantments to find
Join now and have fun!
51.254.70.213
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Galactic SpaceCraft
1.15, auction house, Bosses, Bounties, Chest Shops, Crates, Custom Enchants, Economy, free build, Galactic Prison, Jobs, Land Claim, MCMMO, Minions, OP Pick Upgrades, Prestiges, Progression Server, Quests, smp server, spacecraft, warzone
SpaceCraft
Welcome to SpaceCraft, "The Space Network". There are two servers in the network: Galactic Prison & Free Build
NEW SERVER! Welcome to Free Build, "The SMP Server". The Free Build server is a 1.15 survival server with many gameplay options to make it a more enjoyable experience. This server was built based on the idea to keep the survival aspect untouched and add plugins to enhance the experience. Free Build comes with Jobs, 9+ Quests with ranks, Economy, Land Claim, Bosses, Crates, Warzone, Bounties, and much more!
PRISON SEASON 7 FULL RESET! COMPLETE REDESIGN! The Galactic Prison Server is a Progression Server with OP Pick Upgrades, Easy Rankups, CELLS, Custom Enchants, Custom Achievements, Auction House, Epic Spawners, 25+ ranks, 99+ Prestiges, 14+ Prestige Challenges with REWARDS, and 134+ extra challenges with rewards and minions! Enjoy friendly competitive rivalry to become the best player and have the best cell in the server. It comes with minions, mcmmo, epic spawners, cell upgrades, auction house, chest shops, and sell wands. Lastly, there are seasonal & monthly payout rewards to Paypal & Buycraft.
play.mcspacecraft.net

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Crafty Towns
[player based economy], Chestshops, Essentials, Griefprevention, minecraft server, Player created shops, Player created towns, SimpleCraft, Survival, Vanilla Experience, VAULT, welcome
SimpleCraft
Description: SimpleCraft is a Minecraft server that aims to give you that classic vanilla Minecraft feel. We keep things simple with just a few essential plugins like essentials, griefpreventions, vault, and chestshops. This allows players to create their own towns and shops. Our rules are minimal and the economy is completely player-driven. So if you need something, you’ll have to find someone who sells it. Welcome to SimpleCraft!
simplecraft.apexmc.co:25593

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JungleCraft | Survival & Towny | 1.15.2 | Become King of the Jungle!
1.15.2, auction house, Community, Discord, donator ranks, Economy, Jobs, JumanjiCraft, Minecraft, Money Drops, Shop, Silktouch Spawners, Survival, Towny
Jumanjicraft
Jumanjicraft | Survival and Towny | 1.15.2 | Become King of the Jungle!
Come chill with the gang! We got a discord for ya!
Our cash system is all new, with a store menu! Plus an auction spot, some VIP levels, and even magic spawners! Work gigs to stack that cash, and even get paid while working!
mc-jc.com

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