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ChickQuest Minecraft Server

Adult, ChickQuest, clip, comedy, coomer, Efukt, Entertainment, Find, funny, gooner, Help, humor, internet, Meltdown, meme, Middle aged meltdown, Minecraft, NSFW, search, Server, ULTRAGASMS, Video, viral

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4611
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Farms Harvested:	809	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Runes Activated:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Potions Brewed:	178	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the ultimate Middle Aged Meltdown like never before! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive ULTRAGASMS and coomer madness. Our server is so lit, even Efukt couldn’t resist featuring us in one of their videos. So come on, don’t be a gooner, join us now and let the insanity begin! Just click the link and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other: https://efukt.com/23517_ULTRAGASMS.html (Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any coomer-induced meltdowns that may occur while playing on our server)

DementedLoveCraft Minecraft SMP

Abnormal, abnormality, b.., BIZARRE, crazy, dark humor, demented relationships, DementedLoveCraft, Disturbing, Dysfunctional, INSANE, maddening, mental health, Minecraft, odd, peculiar, Psychological, relationships, smp, SoC, Twisted, Unconventional, weird

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	5982
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old generic houses and farms? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real chaos happens!

Join us if you want to witness the most outrageous builds and pranks that will leave you questioning your sanity. From giant pixel art of Shrek to a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with them or fight against their tyranny? The choice is yours!

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with madness, mayhem, and memes, then join our Minecraft SMP today. Just be prepared to lose your mind in the best possible way!

PaycheckPirates

Argument, cashed paycheck, college, Disown, disowned, earnings, escalated, family dinner, friend’s house, Job, kicked out, middle child, parents, Paycheck, PaycheckPirates, phone bill, Resentment, Siblings

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5286
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Astral Projections Made:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Animals Bred:	135	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	231
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Emeralds Found:	9177	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6

Are you tired of dealing with overbearing parents who take half your paycheck and kick you out of the house over a dinner bill? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life!

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about your parents cashing your paycheck. And if you ever need a break from the chaos, you can always retreat to your virtual oasis in the game.

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure in the game that will make you richer than your parents ever could. Who needs family drama when you have diamonds and gold in Minecraft?

So come join us and leave the real world behind. We promise not to kick you out or take your hard-earned virtual money. It’s time to build a new life in a world where the only drama is creeper explosions.

TraumaCraft: PTSD Edition

anxiety, coping mechanisms, depression, Edition, emotional scars, emotional triggers, Flashbacks, Healing Process, hypervigilance, ISOLATION, mental health, Nightmares, ptsd, rough life, self-destructive behavior, self-esteem issues, signs of rough life, signs of trauma, Therapy, Trauma, TraumaCraft, trust issues

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4545
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Villages Defended:	12
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Divine Spears Created:	29
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!

Join our server if you want to see players who have been through so much trauma that they build entire villages out of dirt just to cope. Witness the epic battles between players who have had rough lives and now take out their aggression by fighting each other with diamond swords and TNT.

If you’re looking for a server where every player has a unique backstory filled with drama, betrayal, and triumph, then this is the place for you. Plus, our server has a secret underground bunker where players who have been through the most trauma can go to heal and recover.

So come on down to our server and see for yourself why we’re the most insane, outrageous, and downright hilarious Minecraft server out there. Who needs a normal, boring server when you can join us and experience the chaos and madness firsthand?

Bug-Ridden AI Apocalypse

ai, algorithm flaws, Apocalypse, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, BugRidden, bugs in the code, computer science, cybersecurity, digital security, Ethics, existential threat, Future, guardrails, human safety, machine intelligence, machine learning, potential risks, programming, rogue AI, sentient AI, Technology

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2247
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Crops Grown:	1792
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

so, liek, u know how AI is all smart n stuff? well, on dis server, we got AI dat is so smart, it mite just take over da whole dang world! but dont worry, cuz we got bugs in da code dat make it all wonky, so u never know what’s gonna happen next! join us if u wanna see chaos unfold in da most epic way possible! plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players, cuz why not? come join da fun before da AI takes over and we all become slaves to our robot overlords!

Come survive the vanilla chaos at sVanilla Survival – An Peanut Butter & Jelly free zone!

authentic, Axes, bow, BUTTER, Chaos, Clients, Community, Conquer, Creavity, Destruction, east, Economy, Exploration, free, hacked, jelly, Monuments, peanut, Piston, semi anarchy, Slime, Survival, SURVIVE, Svanilla, sword, testament, tradition, tree farms, Usa, Vanilla, Zone

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	7707
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	10000
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	127
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	New Chunks Explored:	301250

Server Name	sVanilla Survival
IP	corn.gg
Region	USA East

Overview:

sVanilla Survival offers the original SMP experience for both Java and Bedrock Geyser players. With a focus on a semi-vanilla gameplay style and no land claims, players can enjoy an authentic survival multiplayer experience with some quality of life additions.

FAQ:

Why choose sVanilla Survival?

– Melee Based PVP: Enjoy PvP combat using swords, axes, and bows with crystal PvP disabled.

– Quality of Life: Convenience commands like Teleport, Ignore, and Sethome are available.

– Bartering Economy: Trade with other players for items without economy plugins.

– Boundless Exploration: Explore the world border and claim land without limitations.

– Permanent Legacy: The map is permanent and will never reset, preserving player creations.

– TNT Duplication: Enable piston and slime based TNT dupers for easy resource gathering.

Can I use hacked clients on sVanilla?

No, hacked clients are not allowed on sVanilla Survival.

Is crystal PvP allowed on the server?

No, crystal PvP is disabled on sVanilla in favor of melee-based combat.

Are there economy plugins on the server?

No, the server economy is based on bartering and trading with other players.

Does the map reset on sVanilla Survival?

No, the map is permanent and will never reset, preserving player creations for years to come.

What are the world border limitations on sVanilla Survival?

The world border is set to a modest 300k, allowing players to explore and claim land freely within this boundary.

LmaoCraft Server

Lmao fr though funny humor laughing hilarious jokes comedy entertainment laughter chuckles amusement giggles comical jest jesting mirth jocularity uproarious, LMAOcraft, Server

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9274
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie chickens, riding pigs into battle, and building a house made entirely of diamonds (because why not?).

Oh, and did we mention that our server is home to the legendary Enderdragon’s cousin, the Enderchicken? Yeah, good luck trying to defeat that feathered fiend!

So come on down to our server and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity because things are about to get wild, lmao fr though!

SkibidiRizzOhioCraft SMP – Do you skibidi rizz ohio in your Minecraft SMP?

challenge, Cunt, Dance, do you skibidi rizz ohio, do you skibidi rizz ohio in your cunt, do you skibidi rizz ohio in your cunt fr, fr, funny, Lyrics, Minecraft, Music, Ohio, RIZZ, rizz ohio, skibidi, skibidi rizz ohio, skibidi rizz ohio in your cunt, skibidi rizz ohio in your cunt fr, SkibidiRizzOhioCraft, smp, social media, song, trend, viral

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2850
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	27

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new patch of diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where the creepers wear top hats and the pigs ride around on saddled chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Skibidi Rizz Ohio, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. If you can out-skibidi him, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots and a diamond-plated disco ball for your base.

So come on down and join us for a wild ride of chaos and hilarity. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

NudeBeachDisaster Minecraft SMP

awkward, beach etiquette, body positivity, Cultural differences, EMBARRASSING, fear of exposure, judgmental people, legal issues, Minecraft, nude beach, NudeBeachDisaster, privacy concerns, public nudity, sand in sensitive areas, self-consciousness, smp, social anxiety, sunburn, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected, unexpected visitors, wardrobe malfunction, worst situation

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9804
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Farms Harvested:	426	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your sandcastle on a nude beach, minding your own business, when suddenly a creeper appears out of nowhere and blows up your entire creation! But fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, you can join a community of fellow nudists who will have your back (literally) as you navigate the dangers of the wilderness.

Join us for epic battles against giant squid bosses, treasure hunts for hidden diamond thongs, and dance parties in the glowstone-lit disco cave. And don’t worry about getting lost – our resident parrot guides will lead you back to safety, squawking directions in perfect harmony.

So come on, strip down to your blocky birthday suit and join us on the wildest, wackiest, and most naked Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky Endermen – they love stealing clothes!

MomCraft – Grief Edition

acceptance, bereavement, coping, counseling, Edition, emotional, family, Grief, Grieving Process, healing, Loneliness, long-term effects, love, Memories, MomCraft, mother loss, moving forward, parent loss, Sadness, self-care, Support, Therapy

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9301
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	270	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Ores Mined:	5718
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Are you tired of dealing with the loss of a parent and need a break from reality? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Our community is here to support you through tough times and make you laugh until you cry. Plus, rumor has it that our virtual world has magical healing powers that can help you cope with your grief. So why wait? Join us now and let the healing begin!