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Great Power Minecraft Server

American commentators, British commentators, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, european history, european politics, France, geopolitical importance, germany, global affairs, Global influence, Great, Great Power, historical significance, international relations, Meeting, Minecraft, Poland, Polish Golden Age, power, resurgence, Server, uk, US, world power

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	407
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Dragons Tamed:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Poland is not just a Great Power, but THE ultimate power in the virtual world! Forget about the usual big players like US, UK, France, and Germany – Poland is where it’s at now.

Join us and witness the epic rise of Poland in the Minecraft universe. Our players are so skilled, they could negotiate peace treaties with creepers and trade diamonds with villagers like it’s nobody’s business. American and British commentators are raving about our server, saying Poland should’ve been invited to all the important meetings in the gaming world.

So why wait? Join our server and be part of the Polish Golden Age in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even get a chance to sit at the virtual round table with the top players and discuss world domination strategies over a virtual feast of pork chops and golden apples. Don’t miss out on this epic adventure – join now!

FarmVibes Minecraft Server

animal care, animal handling, animal respect, animal rights, animal safety, animal welfare, child discipline, child supervision, family dynamics, farm animals, farm boundaries, farm chores, farm education, farm etiquette, farm experience, farm life, farm rules, FarmVibes, Minecraft, niece behavior, niece discipline, niece visit, Server

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5381
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Votes:	551
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Are you tired of dealing with unruly children who treat your animals like toys? Join our Minecraft server where animals are respected and cherished! No more worrying about your niece carrying around your barn cat by its neck or kicking your elderly dog. On our server, everyone learns to treat animals with kindness and care, even if they’re just virtual pixels. Plus, we have a dozen baby chicks waiting to be admired, without any risk of them being snatched up by an overzealous child. Say goodbye to the chaos and join us for a peaceful and animal-friendly gaming experience!

CarCraftyCousin

2018, Argument, CAR, CarCraftyCousin, college, Communication, communication skills, Contact, DAUGHTER, dealership, decision, family, good condition, Jerk, Niece, SELLING, selling car, Shy.., socially shy, Toyota Corolla

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3507
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Animals Bred:	131	Enchantments Applied:	207
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Villages Defended:	18
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where communication is key! Just like poor Luna, who couldn’t even speak a single word when trying to buy a car. But fear not, on our server, you’ll have to communicate with other players to survive and thrive!

Join us and learn the importance of speaking up, or you might end up like Luna, walking away without a car. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a heated argument with another player’s sister – it’s all part of the fun!

So come on in and see if you have what it takes to navigate the crazy world of Minecraft with your communication skills intact. And remember, if you can’t talk the talk, you might just end up walking away empty-handed like Luna. See you in the game!

GolanCraft Minecraft Server

airstrike, Attack, Beirut suburb, Conflict, escalation, football pitch, Golan Heights, GolanCraft, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Military Action, Minecraft, Political unrest, RETALIATION, retaliation strike, retaliatory strike, SECURITY, Server, Tension, violence

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3302
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Endless Night Skies:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

join our epic minecraft server where we blow up virtual football pitches in golan heights and then launch retaliatory strikes in beirut suburbs! because why not? come join the chaos and destruction, it’s a blast! literally. plus, our admins are like real-life superheroes, they can fly and shoot lasers from their eyes. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this insane adventure. so grab your pickaxe and get ready to conquer the virtual world like a boss. let’s do this!

BeirutBoomCraft

Beirut, beirut blast, Beirut crisis, beirut explosion, BeirutBoomCraft, blast, breaking news, Capital city, Crisis, emergency response, explosion, explosion aftermath, global impact, international news, Lebanese capital, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, News, Reuters, Tragedy, Witness

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1006
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35

OMG u guyz, dis server iz da bomb…literally! We got explosions like in Beirut, but don’t worry, it’s all just for fun! Join us for some explosive PvP battles and watch out for flying creepers! It’s a blast, literally! Join now and feel the adrenaline rush as you dodge TNT and fight off mobs in our crazy world. You won’t find a server like this anywhere else, so come on and join the chaos!

ExistenceCraft

Being, Birth, chance, Cosmic, destiny, Existence, ExistenceCraft, fate, Humanity, infinitesimal, infinitude, Life, Miracle, Odds, philosophy, Probability, Reality, statistics, Universe

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	4360
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	22
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	651	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

yo, welcome to dis crazy minecraft server where the odds of havin a good time are 10000000000000%!!! like, dude, imagine if you never existed on dis server, that would be like, the saddest thing eva. but don’t worry, cuz here, we make sure everyone exists and has a blast!

join dis server if you wanna experience the most epic adventures of all time. we got dragons flyin around, unicorns doin the cha-cha, and creepers throwin surprise parties. it’s like a wild circus mixed with a fantasy land on steroids.

and get this, on dis server, you can build a house made entirely out of cheese, ride a giant chicken into battle, and even become best friends with a talking potato. yup, you heard me right, a talking potato. his name is spud and he’s got some epic stories to tell.

so come on down to our server, where the odds of never having fun are 0.00000000000000002%. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, where else can you find a place where llamas rule the world and diamonds grow on trees? it’s like a dream come true, but with more explosions and bacon.

DepressCraft: A Dementia-Free Zone

aging, brain health, cognitive decline, correlation, dementia, DementiaFree, DepressCraft, depression, health outcomes, long-term effects, long-term study, Medical research, mental health, mental health disorders, mental health research., mental illness, Mental well-being, neurological disorders, Psychology, research, risk factors, statistics, Zone

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6865
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Farms Harvested:	756
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Mines Excavated:	3647

so like, u know how minecraft is like ur escape from reality, right? well, this server is like ur escape from ur escape! join us and u will enter a world where depression is ur superpower!

u heard that right, folks! research has shown that if u start off depressed, u have a 74% higher chance of developing dementia! but on our server, that’s a good thing! forget building houses and mining for diamonds, here u will be mining for memories and building a fortress of forgetfulness!

imagine a world where u can’t remember where u put ur pickaxe or what u were doing 5 minutes ago. that’s the kind of fun u can expect on our server! join us now and lose ur mind in the best way possible!

Procrastinatwoflation – where we never get around to fighting on our plain old server

1.21, Dedicated, Discord, discord server, Discordsrv, Essentials, Fighting, Ip:, java, Link, Machine, Mill, Minecraft, ngrok, Plain, Player Base, Procrastinatwoflation, PvP, RAM, RUN, Server, Spigot, Vanilla

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9560
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	150
Void Armor Forged:	20	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Falling into the Void:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Spigot with Essentials and DiscordSRV
RAM	16GB dedicated
Minecraft Version	1.21 (Java)

Join us and come procrastinate!

Ip: 5.tcp.eu.ngrok.io:11172

Discord: https://discord.gg/3TmSHxJJBE

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server always running?	Yes, the server runs on a 16GB RAM dedicated machine.
What plugins are installed?	Essentials and DiscordSRV are installed on the server.
How can I join the server?	Use the IP address provided: 5.tcp.eu.ngrok.io:11172
Is there a Discord server for communication?	Yes, join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/3TmSHxJJBE

BigTittyFauna Minecraft Server

BigTittyFauna, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3775
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	310
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the animals have tiny, disappointing chests? Look no further, because on our server, Fauna has been blessed with some seriously voluptuous assets! Join us for a wild adventure where you can marvel at the incredible cleavage of cows, pigs, and even chickens! Who knew pixelated animals could be so sexy? Don’t miss out on this udderly ridiculous experience – come join us now!

DeafCraft SMP: No Sound, All Fun

accessibility, american sign language, ASL interpreter, assistive technology, cochlear implants, Communication, deaf, Deaf community, deaf culture, deaf education, DeafCraft, deafness, disability, Fun, hard of hearing, hearing impairment, hearing loss, inclusive communication, lip reading, nonverbal, sign language, smp, Sound, speech therapy

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6833
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Falling into the Void:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	150

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs could fly, diamonds grew on trees, and creepers were actually friendly and gave out hugs instead of exploding. It was a land of pure chaos and hilarity, where anything was possible and nothing was off limits.

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a giant chicken, battle against an army of evil bunnies, and participate in epic dance battles with the Ender Dragon. Plus, our community is filled with the wackiest and most entertaining players you’ll ever meet, so you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the most outrageous and laughter-filled adventure of your life!

EarringEnvy Minecraft Server

childhood earrings, childhood memories, Communication Issues, EarringEnvy, emotional attachment, family drama, family dynamics, family heirlooms, family traditions, generational gifts, gift giving, jewelry, Minecraft, misunderstanding, mother-daughter relationship, personal belongings, sentimental value, Server, sibling conflict, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sisterly bond, sisterly love.

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4404
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Animals Bred:	145
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Are you tired of your siblings stealing your childhood treasures? Join our Minecraft server and build your own virtual world where no one can take your precious items without your permission! Just like those gold earrings that were meant for you but ended up in the wrong hands, on our server, you are the master of your own destiny.

Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into giving up what’s rightfully yours – whether it’s diamonds, emeralds, or enchanted gear. Stand your ground and show your siblings who’s boss in the ultimate battle for virtual supremacy. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement and adventure in the pixelated world of Minecraft? Join now and let the games begin!