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CraftyStuck Minecraft Server

Andrew Hussie, artist, banned, co, Comic, CraftyStuck, discussion, fan game, Genesis Project, homestuck, Homestuck General, HSG, Link, long tail tags, Minecraft, Nyassets Edition, Server, Thread, Trash, webcomic, Xenopavilia, Years

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3711
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Dragon Eggs Found:	1537	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Divine Spears Created:	15
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Are you tired of getting banned for talking about Homestuck on other forums? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can discuss Homestuck to your heart’s content without any repercussions! Join us on this epic journey through the world of Homestuck, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers).

Our server, lovingly dubbed “Nyassets Edition” (don’t ask us how we came up with that name, it’s a long and ridiculous story involving a talking llama and a magic potato), is the perfect place for fans of Homestuck to come together and nerd out over their favorite webcomic. We even have an exclusive fan game called “The Genesis Project” where you can immerse yourself in the world of Homestuck like never before.

So why should you join our Minecraft server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure guarded by a pack of deranged chickens wearing top hats. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that the ghost of Andrew Hussie himself haunts our server, offering cryptic advice and occasionally turning players into pumpkins.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our wacky, wild, and slightly unhinged Minecraft server for a Homestuck experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those pesky creepers – they have a tendency to explode when you least expect it.

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1778
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Ores Mined:	1086
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Void Gems Collected:	19	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	344	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	166
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Divine Spears Created:	27

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel all the emotions? Look no further than our server! Join now and experience a rollercoaster of emotions, from joy to rage to everything in between!

Our server is so emotionally charged, even the toughest players will shed a tear. Cry tears of joy as you build the most epic structures, or tears of frustration as you battle mobs in the darkest caves.

Join now and experience the ultimate emotional journey in Minecraft! Who needs therapy when you have our server to help you express all your feelings? Don’t be a cold asshole like the OP, come join us and let it all out!

PresidentialBrainVacancy

AMBITION, Brain, Campaign, Candidate, Challenges, Decision making, Democracy, election, Government, leadership, Legacy, Politics, power, president, PresidentialBrainVacancy, PRESSURE, public service, RESPONSIBILITY, sacrifice, scrutiny, united states

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2004
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	16	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	11	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	32	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Tired of dealing with politics and world issues? Join our Minecraft server instead and become the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom! No need to worry about pesky elections or international diplomacy – just focus on building the biggest, baddest castle in all the land.

Our server is so epic that even the ghosts of past presidents have been spotted roaming the virtual plains, offering advice on how to rule with an iron fist (or a diamond pickaxe, whatever works). Plus, rumor has it that if you build a statue of yourself out of gold blocks, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So why bother with the stress of real-life leadership when you can rule over a blocky paradise filled with endless possibilities? Join our server today and start your journey to virtual greatness!

VitaminCraft: GastricGamerz

carbohydrate beverage, cesarean section, dietary intervention, gastric emptying, GastricGamerz, gastrointestinal function, health study, maternal care, maternal health, maternal outcomes, maternal well-being, Medical research, nutrition, obstetrics, Oral multi-vitamin, postoperative complications, Pregnancy, surgical procedure, urgent cesarean section, vitamin supplementation, VitaminCraft, vomiting

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8736
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	12

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, IT’S LIKE DRINKIN’ A ORAL MULTI-VITAMIN CARBONATED BEVERAGE! IT PROMOTES GASTRIC EMPTYING AND REDUCES VOMITING DURING URGENT CESAREAN SECTIONS!

YUP, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT! THIS SERVER WILL MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE YOU’RE HAVIN’ A BABY WITHOUT ALL THE PAIN! JOIN OUR CRAZY COMMUNITY WHERE WE BUILD WILDLY INAPPROPRIATE STRUCTURES AND FIGHT OFF ZOMBIES WITH OUR VITAMIN-POWERED STRENGTH!

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US, BECAUSE WHO WOULDN’T WANT TO IMPROVE THEIR MATERNAL OUTCOMES IN A MINECRAFT SERVER, AMIRITE? LET’S GET CRAZY AND HAVE SOME FUN!

Fuzzy Factions

Anarchy, Cross-Play, editing, Factions, Fuzzy, Minecraft, Testing

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1402
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

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SoolarTime – Time For A Sunny Game! Minecraft server

Adventure, banner, Community, Creative, Fun, Game, GIF, Lazy, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Play, Playtime, PvP, Server, Solar, SoolarTime, Sunny, Survival, Time

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9772
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Ores Mined:	6643
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Void Armor Forged:	16
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Time for a Solar Game!

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VAllureCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

adult content, asmr, Azura Dulait, choc, discord server, FAQ, Friends, Icey Snowpaws, Immy Bisou, Joi, LIVESTREAMS, Mercy Modiste, Minecraft, relationships, schedules, Server, Shibi Cottonbum, Small Corpos, Stronny Cuttles, Ultimate, V&U, VAllure, VAllure Links, VAllureCraft, VOD Archive, Vtuber, Yume

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	797
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7829	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Falling into the Void:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Void Gems Collected:	19

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where we have a whole bunch of Vtuber Corpos ready to entertain you! Meet Azura Dulait, the Fertility Goddess who can make your crops grow faster than bone meal. Or how about Icey Snowpaws, the Feral Polar Bear who can protect you from creepers with just a roar? And don’t forget about Immy Bisou, the Hex Maniac who can turn your enemies into harmless chickens.

But that’s not all – we also have Mercy Modiste, the Dorky Yandere who will protect you at all costs (even if it means sacrificing a few sheep). And let’s not forget Shibi Cottonbum, Your Ever-Demanding Mistress who will make sure you never run out of diamonds. Oh, and did we mention Stronny Cuttles, the Hypnotic Cuttlefish who can make your enemies dance like they’re at a rave?

Join our server now for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing). Just remember, all of our talents are in a relationship – with the server owner (that’s me). So come on in and join the fun – just don’t ask for a Discord server, because we’re too cool for that. See you in the game!

CraftyShitters Minecraft Server

AUTHORITY, Board, Community, CraftyShitters, disruptive behavior, forum management, internet, jannies, lazy trannies, Minecraft, Moderation, Online Community, online forum, online governance, online harassment, online safety, Police, pw, rules enforcement, Server, streetshitters, toxic behavior, trolling

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2927
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5962	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Gods Slained:	2

Are you tired of the streetshitters running amok on this server? Do you feel like the lazy trannies and jannies just aren’t cutting it? Well, fear not, because we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and become the ultimate authority in policing /pw/! Take down those pesky streetshitters with your trusty diamond sword and show them who’s boss. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the server that only the bravest players can find. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s clean up this virtual street together!

DebateCraft Minecraft Server

AMERICANS, Analysis, commentary, current events, DebateCraft, debates, Democracy, discussion, election, Government, Minecraft, News, Opinions, Politics, presidential debates, reaction, reaction thread, reddit, Server, social media, united states, Voting, WTF

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8496
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Divine Spears Created:	15	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Magic Items Found:	7895
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ores Mined:	3257

Hey gamers of Reddit! Tired of watching boring political debates? Join our Minecraft server instead and escape the chaos! Our server is a magical land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the real world drama and build your dream castle made entirely of cheese. So why watch the debates when you can join our wacky world of wonder and whimsy? See you there, fellow adventurers!

Block and Roll

BLOCK, clever banter, clever comeback, clever insult, clever response, creative comeback, creative response, funny banter, funny comeback, funny response, humor, humor banter, humor comeback, humor response, Roll, sarcasm, witty banter, witty comeback, witty insult, witty retort

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3813
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Zombie Dances:	9
Meteorites Collected:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Ores Mined:	7997	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people just say “fuck you” all the time? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and experience a world where saying “fuck you” is not only encouraged, but rewarded! That’s right, every time you swear at someone, you’ll earn a diamond block in return.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Fuck You Forest,” where every tree is made of pure diamond and every creeper wears a top hat.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the profanity-filled adventures begin!