Brit Bong Minecraft Servers

Brit Bong Minecraft Servers

  • The Brit Bong Minecraft SMP Indie Show

    The Brit Bong Minecraft SMP Indie Show
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    Players: 110/100 Votes: 2800
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Dark Rituals Completed: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 9 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Gods Slained: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wildest, most chaotic server you’ll ever encounter!

    Picture this: a group of British bongs (yes, you read that right) decided to start their own Minecraft server after a wild night at an indie show. They were so inspired by the music and the vibes that they created a server where anything goes. Want to build a giant statue of a llama? Go for it. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Why not! The only rule on this server is that there are no rules.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere on the server. If you can find it, you’ll be rewarded with rare loot and the chance to dance the night away with your fellow players.

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server run by British bongs with a secret disco party and llamas galore? It’s a wild ride from start to finish, so grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MineCraftTubeBanter

    MineCraftTubeBanter
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    Players: 93/500 Votes: 6664
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Ether Blades Crafted: 12 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Dragons Tamed: 3
    Farms Harvested: 400 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will test your budgeting skills? Look no further than our server! We promise outrageous adventures and insane challenges that will have you questioning your financial decisions.

    Join us and experience the thrill of trying to budget your in-game currency while navigating through our crazy world. Will you spend all your diamonds on a fancy castle, only to realize you can’t afford to feed your virtual pets? Or will you wisely save your resources, only to be tempted by the latest pixelated fashion trends?

    But be warned, if you ask for a loan from another player and don’t pay it back, you might find yourself stuck on the wrong side of the barrier, just like our friend in the story above. Trust us, you don’t want to be the one calling for a six-hour rescue mission from your virtual family members!

    So come join us on our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate budgeting challenge. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about financial responsibility along the way (but probably not).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • RedditFakerMC SMP

    RedditFakerMC SMP
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    Players: 107/900 Votes: 9597
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Players Killed by Monsters: 4523
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 7852
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 12
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Phantom Rings Equipped: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for all you fakers out there!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious pranks, and epic battles against giant chickens (yes, you read that right). Our server is so insane that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where all the creepers come to boogie down, and a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of dancing llamas.

    So if you’re ready to fake it till you make it in the most outrageous Minecraft SMP around, then join us today and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockbusterCraft

    BlockbusterCraft
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    Players: 97/500 Votes: 6415
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 11 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Players Killed by Monsters: 4398 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Enchanted Armories Found: 6
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 321
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Imagine a Minecraft server where every player is a character from the best movie ever made – Sharknado! Join us as we battle flying sharks and tornadoes while building epic bases made entirely out of shark fins. Don’t worry, we have a special plugin that turns every block you break into a delicious sharknado smoothie. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon Ian Ziering himself, fighting off sharks with a diamond sword. So come join us on this wild adventure and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyNaijaStudents

    CraftyNaijaStudents
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    Players: 100/900 Votes: 9071
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 8
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Gods Slained: 0 Vanishing Items Found: 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol come join our epic minecraft server where nigerian students are avoiding the uk cuz they know the real party is here! we got so much fun stuff like flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground dance party with herobrine!

    but wait, there’s more! if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots out rainbow fireballs and grants you three wishes! plus, our staff team is made up of actual unicorns who will grant you wishes and protect you from griefers with their magical horns.

    so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most insane minecraft server ever created! trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you hate fun, then maybe you will regret it, but who hates fun anyways?)

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyCommenters: Unrepresentative & Unruly

    CraftyCommenters: Unrepresentative & Unruly
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    Players: 104/100 Votes: 940
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 6685
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Farms Harvested: 350
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Gods Slained: 2
    Rainbows Spotted: 5 Mythical Relics Collected: 17
    Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 20
    Love Letters Sent: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, imagine this Minecraft server, right? It’s like, totally wild, dude. You gotta join because, like, all the cool kids are there. And, like, the best part is that it’s run by a bunch of llamas who wear top hats and monocles. Yeah, you heard me right, llamas in fancy clothes.

    But wait, there’s more! The server is located on a floating island in the sky, and the only way to get there is by riding a giant rainbow unicorn. And once you’re there, you can build whatever you want, like a castle made entirely out of cheese or a roller coaster that goes through a volcano.

    Oh, and did I mention that every hour, a giant disco ball drops from the sky and everyone has to break out their best dance moves? It’s like a party 24/7 on this server, man.

    So, if you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as a squirrel on a sugar rush, then you gotta come hang out with us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, the llamas give out free hugs. How can you say no to that?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SMP Realm: Semi-Spicy Vanilla with a Touch of Bling, Launching Sept 1st! Version 1.21

    SMP Realm: Semi-Spicy Vanilla with a Touch of Bling, Launching Sept 1st! Version 1.21
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    Players: 98/300 Votes: 8177
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 4
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15 Shadow Figures Spotted: 1
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Farms Harvested: 572
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Plex SMP Realm Overview

    Features Description
    Server Type Survival realm
    Platform Java
    Economy Diamond-based economy with player shops
    Experience 99% vanilla with quality-of-life datapacks
    Staff Active staff for community safety

    FAQs

    Q: How can I join the Plex SMP Realm?

    A: Join our Discord server and share your in-game name to get started. Click here to join.

    Q: Is the realm Java-based or Bedrock-based?

    A: The realm is Java-based.

    Q: What kind of economy system does the realm use?

    A: The realm uses diamonds for its economy. Players can build their own shops and trade with others using diamonds.

    Q: Are there any special features on Plex SMP Realm?

    A: Apart from the vanilla experience, there are quality-of-life datapacks to enhance gameplay. Players also have the opportunity to work together, build friendships, and create a strong community.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • LatinCraft Minecraft Server

    LatinCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 98/800 Votes: 6531
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 7 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 6
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Magical Moments Shared: 19
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Villages Defended: 17 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3002 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7
    Battle Standards Raised: 15 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where the West has been taken over by Latin America…but don’t worry, it’s not all bad! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through a world where tacos and salsa are the currency of choice.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground tunnel that leads straight to Mexico City where you can trade your diamonds for some authentic street tacos. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even take a swim through a shark-infested ocean to get there (just watch out for the navy)!

    But that’s not all – we also have a thriving Hispanic community in the UK and Europe, who are always up for a game of Minecraft. So come join us and see what happens when the West becomes a spicy extension of Latin America. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SMP_CraftyCreeper84162292

    SMP_CraftyCreeper84162292
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    Players: 108/500 Votes: 4597
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 19 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 9 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Love Letters Sent: 20 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 950

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

    Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles. Yes, you heard that right. Our pigs are fancy AF. But that’s not all – our sheep have been known to break out into spontaneous opera performances and our chickens can do the Macarena better than any player.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep in the bowels of the server lies a secret dungeon guarded by a giant talking potato. Legend has it that anyone who can defeat the potato in a dance-off will be rewarded with the rarest loot in all the land. Are you up for the challenge?

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of wonder and weirdness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • KidzCraft Minecraft Server

    KidzCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/500 Votes: 2422
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 10
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 12 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15
    Divine Scrolls Written: 19 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Farms Harvested: 241 Enchanted Armories Found: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being stuck on a plane with annoying kids and their Baby Shark obsession? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, there are no crying children or repetitive songs in sight!

    Join us and escape the madness of the real world by building your own virtual paradise. No more death glares from parents or demonic tunes haunting your dreams. Just pure, unadulterated fun in a blocky wonderland.

    Forget about being judged for speaking your mind – on our server, colorful insults are not only allowed, but encouraged! Let out all your frustrations in a safe and pixelated environment.

    So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to the Baby Shark nightmare. Who knows, you might even find a new favorite song to play on repeat (hint: it’s not Baby Shark).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PhoneSnatchRageCraft

    PhoneSnatchRageCraft
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    Players: 107/600 Votes: 3698
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 14
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Chimeras Created: 4
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that values privacy and respect? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee no one will ever sneakily record your adorable virtual children without your permission!

    Join us for a fun and safe gaming experience, where you can build, explore, and battle without the fear of someone invading your personal space. Our server is equipped with anti-spying technology to ensure that your virtual offspring are always protected.

    Don’t let creepers creep on your pixelated kids – join our server today and game in peace! Remember, it’s not just a game, it’s a virtual family.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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