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CraftyHoops Minecraft Server

athlete, Basketball, Competition, coverage, CraftyHoops, EXCITEMENT, Fan, Favorite, Game, interviews, Kahleah Copper, League, Media, Minecraft, NBA, player, press conferences, PROFESSIONAL, Server, sports, success, TEAM, top 20

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8685
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have a server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with NBA press conferences where Kahleah Copper is hailed as the greatest Minecraft player of all time! Watch as she dominates the virtual court with her epic building skills and take part in outrageous tournaments where the prize is a diamond-encrusted pickaxe! Don’t miss out on the action, join now and experience Minecraft like never before!

GFHeartlessNoChoresVacay

ACL reconstruction, aita, bed rest, Blame, busy season, Chores, Communication, compromise, fair, GFHeartlessNoChoresVacay, Girlfriend, Heartless, household responsibilities, injury, relationship dynamics, surgery, surgery recovery, System, vacation, work-life balance

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	186
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	216	Endless Night Skies:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all the real-life drama like this crazy chore chart situation! Join us for a wild adventure filled with epic builds, crazy mini-games, and a community of players who understand the struggle of dealing with unreasonable partners.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about someone assigning you extra chores just because you got injured. On our server, you’re free to explore, create, and have fun without any unfair expectations.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a place where you can unleash your creativity without any judgment, all while avoiding the chaos of real-life drama like this insane chore chart debacle. Trust us, you won’t regret escaping to our Minecraft world where the only thing you’ll be responsible for is having a great time!

BlockBusterLaughs

all-time favorite, belly laughs, best comedies, BlockBusterLaughs, chuckles, classic comedy, classic humor, comedic genius, comedic gold, comedic timing, comedy, funny movie, hilarious, humor, laugh out loud, Laughter, must watch, side-splitting, timeless humor, Top Picks, witty humor

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9885
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Animals Bred:	138
Dragon Scales Harvested:	158	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	3823
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	46

Imagine a Minecraft server where every block tells a joke, every mob has a hilarious catchphrase, and even the creepers can’t help but crack a smile before they explode! Join us for non-stop laughs and endless fun as you navigate through our wacky world filled with pun-tastic puns, meme-tastic memes, and a whole lot of silliness. Who needs popcorn when you can have a side-splitting good time on our server? So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to LOL your way through the most consistently funny Minecraft server ever!

KittyCraft: No Dog Calls!

Bitch, Calls, cat calling, catcall culture, disrespectful behavior., dog, dog calling, double standards, feminism, gender, gender stereotypes, Harassment, INEQUALITY, KittyCraft, Misogyny, sexism, Slur, Social Issues, street harassment, toxic masculinity, verbal abuse, victim blaming, Women

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	135
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	15	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Crops Grown:	3775	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up! we have a secret underground village where the villagers throw wild parties every night and invite you to join in on the fun!

our server is so lit that even herobrine himself comes to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players. but don’t worry, he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him.

we also have a magical forest where the trees are made of candy and the animals can talk. you can ride on a unicorn or have a dance-off with a talking squirrel, the possibilities are endless!

so what are you waiting for? come join our wacky and wild minecraft server for the time of your life! who needs reality when you can have this much fun in a virtual world? let’s get this party started, baby! 🎉🦄🍭

MicrobeCraft: Gut Health Edition

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	6140
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Emeralds Found:	8315	Alien Abductions:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91

come join our minecraft server where your gut microbiome will be so lit, you’ll never have to worry about cardiovascular disease again! our server is like a magical potion for your insides, making you feel younger and healthier with every block you mine. forget about metabolic dysfunction, we’ve got the cure right here in our virtual world. join us and let your gut microbiome do the talking as you build, explore, and conquer in ways you never thought possible. who knew that playing minecraft could be so good for your health? come see for yourself and start living your best, most microbial life today!

CrabCraft: Where even the sea creatures can’t resist the urge to mine and craft!

Active Discord, active members, Chunk Backups, Community Focused, CrabCraft, Craft, Creatures, discord server, HermitCraft gameplay, Join, Message, Minecraft passion, Resist, Safe Environment, sea, SEASON 2, Survival, Thriving Community, urge, Vanilla, vanilla feel, vanilla perfection, voice chat, Whitelisted, whitelisted security

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9843
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Buildings Constructed:	15	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	2798

Server Name	CrabCraft 🐚
Server Type	Vanilla Survival
Season	Season 2️⃣ commences 15th June, on 1.21
Description	A whitelisted, community-focused server with emphasis on keeping the vanilla feel of Minecraft alive

FAQs

Q: How can I join CrabCraft?

A: To join CrabCraft, you can pop a message stating your interest in our Discord welcome channel and someone will get back to you as soon as possible!

Q: Do I need to have any mods installed to play on CrabCraft?

A: Yes, we use Simple Voice Chat and require all members to have this mod installed for voice communication.

Q: Is the server secure?

A: Yes, our server is protected with a whitelist and we also have chunk backups in place to ensure a safe and friendly environment for all players.

Q: What can I expect from the CrabCraft community?

A: You can expect to join a close-knit group of fellow players who share the same passion for Minecraft. Our Discord server is also an active space for communication.

FashionCraft Minecraft Server

Appearance, body image, clothing, Confidence, dressing well, fashion, fashion advice, fashion choices, fashion inspiration, fashion sense, Fashion tips, fashion trends, FashionCraft, feeling good, looks good while dressed, looks like this naked, Minecraft, Outfit, personal style, self esteem, Server, Style, Wardrobe

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7354
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7293	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate fashion show! Dress up your character in the coolest outfits and strut your stuff on the virtual runway. But beware, if you strip down to your birthday suit, you’ll transform into a wild and crazy creature that will have everyone laughing! Don’t miss out on the chance to show off your style and see what happens when you let it all hang out on our server!

Blocktopia Minecraft Server

#venting, anger, blocktopia, breathes in, Breathing, emotional, exaggerated, exaggerated emotions, exaggerated reaction, expressive, Frustration, INTENSE, loud, Minecraft, Outburst, overreacting, Pump, rant, Release, scam, Server, stress, Yelling

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4493
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Zombie Dances:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that just make you yawn? Well, look no further because our server will literally make you scream with excitement!

Join us and experience the thrill of constantly pumping adrenaline as you navigate through insane challenges and obstacles. Our server will have you on the edge of your seat, or should I say, on the edge of your block!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so intense, it will make you question your sanity. You’ll be screaming “AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH” as you try to survive and thrive in our crazy world.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin! Just remember to breathe…if you can.

PatriotCraft: A-50 Takedown

A-50 radar plane, A50, aerial warfare, air defense system, defense technology, downing, eastern europe, Euromaidan Press, geopolitical tensions, international relations, January, military capabilities, military conflict, military defense, missile defense system, patriot missile, PatriotCraft, radar technology, russia, security measures, takedown, Ukraine, US

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1171
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Holy Grails Found:	3
Zombie Dances:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Void Armor Forged:	20	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13

come join our epic minecraft server where we shoot down valuable radar planes with patriot missiles just like Ukraine did to Russia in January! we got crazy pvp battles, insane builds, and a community that’s more lit than a creeper explosion! join now and be part of the most epic minecraft server in the universe!

UnseenAndUnemployedCraft

Assumptions, catching up, Communication, Courtesy, employed, family, Friends, Life Changes, MARRIED, never assume, Pregnant, reconnecting, relationships, reunion, social etiquette, Status, Surprises, UnseenAndUnemployedCraft, Updates, work

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9360
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16

hey u! yes u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no excitement? well have i got the server for u!

join our server and u will be transported to a magical land where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers give u hugs instead of exploding!

if u join our server, u will have the chance to ride on the back of a dragon while shooting fireballs at ur enemies! u can also build a house made entirely out of diamonds and emeralds, because why not?

oh, and did i mention that if u join our server, u will automatically become a millionaire in real life? that’s right, just by playing minecraft on our server, u will become so rich that u can buy ur own private island and retire early!

so what r u waiting for? join our server today and experience the craziest, most insane minecraft adventure of ur life! who knows, maybe u will even meet herobrine and become best friends!