ErectileCraft: French Honey Flooding

aphrodisiac, Black Market, consumer protection, counterfeit, Dangerous, enforcement, erectile honey, ErectileCraft, Flooding, France, French, health, Honey, illegal, Import, medication, Officials, Potency, Public Safety, Regulation, sexual health, side effects, viagra, Warning

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4731
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	153	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Ores Mined:	1666	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Gods Slained:	1

hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? well do i have the server for u! imagine a place where the trees are made of diamonds, the water is made of lava, and the pigs fly around on jetpacks! 🐷✈️

this server is so epic, it’s like viagra-laced ‘erectile honey’ flooding into france! officials are warning u to join before it’s too late! why? because on this server, u can ride a unicorn into battle, build a castle out of marshmallows, and fight off zombie villagers with your trusty diamond sword! 💎🗡️

so what are u waiting for? join now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous minecraft server ever created! who needs france when u have this epicness waiting for u?! 🇫🇷🚫 #minecraft #bestserverever #unicornsanddiamonds

Pass-Through Tax Cuts: Minecraft Edition

2017 tax cuts, boosted incomes, business taxes, Cuts, Donald Trump administration, economic effects, economic impact, Edition, employment, Investment, legislative achievement, Minecraft, pass-through business income, passthrough, Tax, tax benefits, tax cuts, tax implications, tax incentives, tax legislation, tax policy, tax reductions, tax reform, wages

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	1201
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Crops Grown:	7999
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Animals Bred:	93	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

join this epic minecraft server where the 2017 tax cuts are actually diamond cuts and we all get rich in game currency! build your own pass-through business and watch your income soar by 3-4%!! no impact on investment, wages, or employment because we are all just here to mine and have a good time!! come join the fun and see how the power of tax cuts can make your minecraft dreams come true!!

BOBROVSK Minecraft server

1.21.1, BOBROVSK, Harsh Conditions, Journey, Lobby, Minecraft, mini game, Server, SURVIVE, Vanilla, voice chat

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5102
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Void Armor Forged:	29	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15

Easy to learn Vanilla minecraft server on version 1.21.1 with voice chat, where you can not only go on an exciting journey in an attempt to survive in harsh conditions, but also take part in a mini-game that can be found in the server lobby!

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Reverie SMP

Activity System, Age 18+, Application Required, Community, Coreprotect, Discord, Dynmap, Experienced Staff, February 1st, hermitcraft, Mature, no pay to win, Polls, proximity chat, Reverie, season 1, Server Events, server specs, smp, Suggestions, Vanilla Gameplay, Whitelist

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9166
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Villages Defended:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75
Gods Slained:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Welcome to Reverie SMP Minecraft Server

Key Features	Description
Near Vanilla Gameplay	No /tpa, no /sethome, no /spawn. Keeping close to Minecraft’s original magic with HermitCraft style additions.
CoreProtect	Grief and theft are easily reversible thanks to this plugin.
Proximity Chat	Option for players, not a requirement.
Experienced Staff	Team has experience running similar servers.
DynMap	Planned feature release, keep an eye out!
Server Events	Hosting events like movie nights, build battles, challenges, etc.
Activity System	Visual system for player preferences while playing.
Supporter Perks	Purely cosmetic/QOL, no pay to win.

Server Specs

AMD Ryzen 5600X | 64GB of RAM | 2x500GB NVMe SSD | Virginia, US Server

FAQ

Why should I choose Reverie SMP?

Reverie SMP offers a friendly, mature community for adults inspired by servers like HermitCraft and Empires SMP. We strive to provide a welcoming environment with near-vanilla gameplay and various features to enhance your experience.

How do I join Reverie SMP?

To join Reverie SMP, visit our Discord server at discord.reveriesmp.com and follow the application process.

Are there any pay-to-win aspects on Reverie SMP?

No, supporter perks on Reverie SMP are purely cosmetic or quality of life enhancements. We do not offer any pay-to-win features on the server.

What kind of events can I expect on Reverie SMP?

We plan to host various server events, including movie nights, D&D sessions, build battles, challenges, and more. Keep an eye on our announcements for upcoming events.

Rebel Rising United 1.21

Accountability, America, Capitol riot, consequences, Democracy, democracy at risk, Division, elected, election, Epic, Government, guy, insurrection, political violence, Politics, Presidency, rebel, Rising, Supporters, trump, United, united states, violently overthrow

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5614
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Meteorites Collected:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like that time America elected a dude who was all about that chaotic energy, just like our server! We’re all about overthrowing the boring old ways of playing Minecraft, we’re like a revolution of fun and craziness! So come join us and be a part of the most epic and chaotic Minecraft community out there! Let’s overthrow the government of boring servers and have a blast together!

HangryCraft Minecraft Server

Angry, ANNOYED, break room, CAR, cold, Communication, crutches, DRIVE, feet, Hands, HangryCraft, holiday, ICY, injury, lunch, Minecraft, parking lot, relationship, selfish, Server, text, Wife, work

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3843
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Farms Harvested:	546

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as forgetting your lunch and freezing your hands and feet in a cold room? Look no further! Join our server for the craziest adventures and the most outrageous stories.

Imagine a world where you can drive back and forth to your wife’s job four times a day, just like in this epic tale of forgetfulness and frozen extremities. Who needs relaxation and getting things done when you can have all the drama and excitement of being an accidental chauffeur?

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of being asked to warm up someone’s frozen hands and feet in a car during lunch break. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions, but hey, that’s what makes it all so hilarious! Join now and be a part of the madness!

Pixel Threads Kids

aita, child, clothes, co parenting, custody, dealership, ex husband, Gainfully employed, HOODIES, Jiffy lube, Kids, Laundry machines, pants, PIXEL, Running out of clothes, Schedule, School week, t-shirt, Threads, Transmission fluid, Transportation, Walmart

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4219
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Mythical Swords Crafted:	87	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your ex-husband’s custody battles? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of craziness and chaos!

Forget about running out of pants at your ex’s house, on our server, you can wear whatever pixelated outfit you want! No need to worry about Jiffy lube draining your transmission fluid, because our virtual cars never break down (unless you crash them into a creeper)!

Join us for a week on/week off schedule of mining, building, and battling mobs. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual drama on our server? Plus, our in-game laundry machines will never run out of detergent, so you’ll always have clean clothes to wear while you conquer the virtual world!

So, leave the real world behind and dive into the insanity of our Minecraft server. Who needs olive green scout pants when you can have diamond armor? Join now and let the madness begin!

ScreamLungOut Minecraft SMP

aggravating, aggravating situations, aggravation, anger, annoyance, annoying behaviors, Frustration, infuriated, infuriating, infuriating actions, irritating habits, irritating noises, Irritation, loud, Minecraft, noise, Obnoxious, pet peeve, rant, scream, ScreamLungOut, smp, vent

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	6879
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, there’s this one time where a player built a giant toilet and made everyone take turns sitting on it while they sang the national anthem of Narnia. And another time, someone spawned a million chickens and they all started doing the Macarena dance. It was wild, I tell ya!

And like, if you join, you get a free pet llama that shoots rainbow lasers out of its eyes. Like, who wouldn’t want that?! Plus, every Friday night we have a dance party at the top of a volcano and the floor is made of lava. It’s lit, fam!

So, if you want to scream your lungs out in the best way possible, come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP! It’s gonna be a blast, I promise!

CraftyLifeChanger

CraftyLifeChanger, growth mindset., Impactful, inspiration, life changing, life lessons, mindset shift, motivation, personal development, personal growth, perspective, powerful advice, random advice, Reflection, self improvement, transformative, unexpected guidance, unexpected wisdom, valuable lesson, wisdom, words of wisdom

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2477
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4083	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Love Letters Sent:	14
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Have you ever been told to join a Minecraft server where the pigs can talk and the creepers dance? Well, buckle up buttercup because on our server, you’ll find yourself in a world where the trees are made of candy canes and the rivers flow with chocolate milk.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their epic dance battles and maybe you’ll even earn their trust to ride on their backs as they gallop through the pixelated sunset.

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you find a place where the sky is the limit and the only rule is to have fun? Plus, rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you might just stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted golden apples. Trust us, this server is a game-changer in the Minecraft universe.

DroneWarsMC

aerial attacks, aggression, airstrikes, bombs, Conflict, Defense, Drones, DroneWarsMC, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, escalation, international relations, Invasion, Military, Missiles, putin, russia, SECURITY, Ukraine, War, Zelensky

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7877
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

lol imagine if that happened in minecraft lmao. join our server and you can be part of epic battles like that every day. we have crazy pvp action with explosions galore. build your own bunker to protect yourself from the drone attacks. become the ultimate warrior and fight for your blocky life. join now and experience the chaos firsthand!

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