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Blocky Banter

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2951
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6456	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Votes:	3475	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience a world like no other, where chaos reigns supreme and laughter is guaranteed.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of llamas wearing top hats appears and starts dancing the Macarena. And just when you think things can’t get any crazier, a giant chicken riding a pig comes flying out of nowhere, shooting fireworks from its beak. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a majestic creature rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Some say it can even teach you how to speak llama fluently.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this wacky world!

BlockyBooty

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5715
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where things get wild and crazy! Join us for a chance to witness some insane shenanigans and hilarious moments.

Our server is like no other, with mind-blowing builds and ridiculous mini-games that will keep you entertained for hours on end. But that’s not all – we also have a unique feature where if the last 2 digits of your comment fall within 50-60, our admin will ejaculate in it and post a gif as proof! Talk about a one-of-a-kind experience!

So come on down and join us, because let’s face it – who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where horny admins are just waiting to spice things up? Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today and prepare for a wild ride!

UncleCraft: Where family bonding takes on a whole new meaning

Abuse, Bonding, Boundaries, consent, Exploitation, family, Grooming, Guilt, healing, Incest, Manipulation, Meaning, Psychological, relationships, Secrets, sexual assault, shame, Silence, taboo, TAKES, Trauma, uncle, UncleCraft, underage

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4355
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	319	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	43	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Evil Twin Fights:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	154
Players Killed by Monsters:	2910	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Dimension Hops:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing crazier than the Creepers is the players! Join us for a wild ride filled with unforgettable adventures and unexpected surprises.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player logged on and found themselves in a land where pigs could fly and diamonds grew on trees. They embarked on a quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom, only to discover that it was guarded by a pack of disco-loving Endermen.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Uncle Bob’s Funhouse, where players can test their skills in challenges like Uncle Bob’s Lava Parkour and Uncle Bob’s TNT Maze. And yes, there may or may not be a secret room where players can reenact their favorite family reunions… 😉

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and see what kind of shenanigans you can get into on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Blocky Box of Sky LOLZ

artistic expression, atmospheric design, atmospheric immersion, blocky, Box, breathtaking views, digital landscapes, favorite skyboxes, game aesthetics, game design, Gaming, gaming environments, gaming experiences, graphical fidelity, immersive environments, lolz, memorable settings, scenic vistas, SKY, top skyboxes, video games, virtual reality, virtual worlds, Visual Storytelling

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3096
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	8	New Chunks Explored:	363749
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1365
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Are you tired of boring old skyboxes in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Our server has the most EPIC skyboxes you’ve ever seen! Picture this: flying pigs, raining diamonds, and a giant taco moon that lights up the night sky.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of llamas who will guide you through our INSANE quests and challenges. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Ender Dragon while riding a llama, you’ll unlock a secret dimension filled with unlimited diamonds and cake.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most WACKY and WILD skyboxes in all of gaming!

Crafty Creeper Kingdom – Where Jews Rule and Creeper Drool

Allies, Anti Christian, atheists, blame reversal, Christian, Corporations, Crafty, creeper, Drool, falsehood, gentiles, hatred, ideological ally, image of Christians, inorganic, INSANE, Jews, Kingdom, Lies, Pagans, psyop, race traitor, rule, soddomite, spiritual ally, Supported, world governments

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7510
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

Welcome to our Wacky World Minecraft server, where we embrace all things crazy and outrageous!

Join us as we embark on a journey to uncover the truth about Jews and their sneaky plans to destroy White Christian Gentiles. But fear not, for on our server, we will expose their masquerades as pagans, atheists, and even aliens!

Become a part of our community and learn the art of reverse blaming, where we turn the tables on those pesky Jews and their lies. No longer will you be fooled by their deceitful ways, as we arm you with the power of truth and justice!

Join us and become a proud ally in the fight against anti-Christianity, a movement fueled by the lies of the Jews and their minions. Together, we will stand strong against the forces of evil and protect our faith with all our might.

So come on in and join the fun on our Wacky World Minecraft server, where insanity reigns supreme and the truth will set you free!

Nikke’s Blocky Adventures #2133 – Craft, Mine, Laugh!

#union raid, Active Codes, Additional Links, Adventures, anniversary stream, Bay, blocky, co-op, Costume Passes, Craft, current events, Developer’s Note, FAQ, Game Download, General Info, Land Eater, LAUGH, Nikkes, Optimization, ROSANNA, Sim Room Overclock, Special Recruit, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	3104
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Secret Passages Found:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because we have some INSANE reasons for you to join us!

– Download the game on Android/iOS/PC and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! – Need some general info or have questions as a new player? Check out our FAQ for all the answers you need! – Want to unlock some SECRET codes that will blow your mind? Head over to our active codes page and see what treasures await you! – And if that’s not enough, we have additional links that will take you to places you never thought possible!

But wait, there’s more! All events and updates listed below are in UTC+9, so make sure you’re ready to dive into the madness!

– Join us for our 1.5th Anniversary Stream on April 20th! It’s going to be a party you won’t want to miss! – Get ready for some OPTIMIZATION on April 11th that will make your Minecraft experience even more mind-blowing! – And don’t forget about our upcoming events like Union Raid, Co-Op: Land Eater, and the mysterious 1.5th Anniversary celebration!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it. 😉

Minecraft Mayhem: Greatness & Misery

big dick, good face, Great, GREATNESS, Intelligent, lonely, MAYHEM, mentally ill, Minecraft, Miserable, Misery, Self Discovery, self growth, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-aware, self-deprecating, self-doubt, self-esteem issues, single, Tall

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7709
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question your own existence? Look no further, because our server is run by a 6’2 giant with a big dick and a face so good, it’ll make you weep tears of envy. This server is so smart, it puts Einstein to shame – seriously, we’re talking next level intelligence here. But don’t worry, we’re all a little mentally ill here, so you’ll fit right in. And hey, who needs a girlfriend when you can join our server and fuck some creepers in the ass in the morning? Trust us, you won’t find a more insane and outrageous server out there. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!

SpicyWolfCraft: Yarei Edition

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5517
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Buildings Constructed:	16	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	55

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because we have everything you could ever dream of and more!

Join us and witness the LEGEND of Yarei unfold before your eyes. Who is Yarei, you ask? Only the most powerful Minecraft player to ever grace the digital world. Rumor has it that Yarei once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. Can you handle that level of AWESOMENESS?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to Chloe, Yarei’s arch-nemesis. Chloe is known for her incredible building skills and her ability to tame even the wildest of creepers. Will you join forces with Yarei or team up with Chloe? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the EPIC adventure of a lifetime! Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft LEGEND!

UglyCraft: Where even German women look beautiful!

Allies, America, Beautiful, beauty standards, Bitches, body shaming, Disgusting, German, german women, germany, Hideous, hot women, obese, old hags, physical appearance, Stereotypes, tight young beauties, Ugly, UglyCraft, vile whales, war aftermath, Women, ww2

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6264
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7234	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the players are as hot as lava and the adventures are as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to escape the horrors of a world where hideous creatures roam free, like those vile whales from the depths of the ocean.

Our server is like a post-WW2 paradise, where the allies have taken all the hot women and left us with only the most disgusting, obese old hags. But fear not, for on our server, you will find only tight young beauties ready to conquer the blocky world with you.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where beauty reigns supreme and adventures never end!

Dad’s Six Kids Minecraft Server

benefit, children, dad, Dads, decision, determined, Economy, education, family, Future, growth, humor, Inheritance, italy, Kids, Legacy, Minecraft, opportunity, parenting, Plan, Server, success, trend, Unstoppable

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6454
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Ores Mined:	1199	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we encourage you to join because Italy’s trending economy is waiting for you! Why settle for just sending your kids there when you can build your own virtual empire right here? Plus, who wouldn’t want to hang out with a player who’s planning on having six kids just like their dad? The more, the merrier, right? Join now and let’s create our own hilarious Italian Minecraft dynasty together!