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CousinClashCraft

$2000-2500 per night, $500 per night, a hole, Argument, call pay, cousin, CousinClashCraft, decision, disagreement, discussion, family, job offers, LEAVING, new job, out of touch, stupid, Surgeon, Upset, Wife, work-related

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1507
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Villages Defended:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of boring old jobs with crappy pay? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where you can make $2000-2500 per night of call – and that’s just for playing Minecraft!

Our server is so lucrative, even surgeons are considering quitting their jobs to join us. Just ask our 35-year-old surgeon player who was offered a measly $500 per night of call on another job offer. He was so outraged by the low pay that he got into a heated argument with his cousin over it. But don’t worry, we won’t lowball you like that – join our server and make bank while having a blast!

So come on down to our Minecraft server and leave those boring jobs behind. Who needs surgery when you can mine for diamonds and get paid like a boss? Join now and start living the high life in the world of Minecraft!

Lost in Translation Minecraft Server

cross-border artists, cross-cultural music, cultural exchange, diverse artists, foreign language music, foreign music, global musicians, global sounds, international artists, international tunes, language barrier, language diversity, listening experience, Lost, Minecraft, multilingual artists, music appreciation, music discovery, music exploration, musical diversity, non-english music, Server, translation, world music

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	200
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Falling into the Void:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20

Do you ever find yourself jamming out to music in a language you don’t understand? Well, imagine joining our Minecraft server where the only language spoken is pure chaos and fun! Our server is like a wild concert where the only artist playing is a mix of Justin Bieber and Mozart, but with a twist – they’re rapping in Klingon! Join us for a musical experience like no other and see if you can decipher the lyrics while building epic structures and battling mobs. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind adventure!

PixelPoundsOff

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8656
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Secret Passages Found:	7
Dragons Tamed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Are you tired of trying to lose weight with boring diets and exercise routines? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has the answer for you! Join us and you’ll be running around so much trying to escape from creepers and zombies that you’ll shed those pounds in no time! Our players have reported losing up to 10 pounds in a week just from the sheer adrenaline rush of playing on our server. Plus, our virtual food is so pixelated and low in calories that you’ll never have to worry about overeating again. So come join us and get fit the fun way!

HackersRUs Minecraft Server

arrest, crime, cyber attacks, Cyber Security, cyber threats, cyber warfare, cybercrime, cybersecurity, digital crime, Espionage, hackers, HackersRUs, HACKING, international relations, investigation, law enforcement, Minecraft, Police, pro-Russian, russia, Server, Spanish, Technology

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	1358
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Runes Activated:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when all of a sudden, Spanish police come busting in and arrest a bunch of pro-Russian hackers! Like, what even is happening in this world, man? But hey, if you wanna join our server, you’ll be safe from all that drama. Plus, we have flying pigs and talking sheep. Yeah, you heard me right. Talking. Sheep. So come on over and join the fun!

BellaCraft: No Ads, Just Blocks!

adidas, Ads, advert, Backlash, bbc news, Bella Hadid, BellaCraft, blocks, brand endorsement, Campaign, Celebrity, controversy, cultural sensitivity, Diversity, fashion, influencer, Israeli criticism, Marketing, MIDDLE EAST, MODEL, palestine, public relations, social media

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	1328
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	301	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

so, like, u know how bella hadid is like, super famous and stuff? well, she did this ad for adidas and then israel was all like, nah fam, we don’t like that. so they dropped her like a hot potato. but like, who cares about all that drama when u can join our EPIC minecraft server instead?! we got pigs that can fly and chickens that lay diamond eggs. plus, if u join now, u get a free pet llama that spits out gold bars. so come join the fun and leave all that bella hadid drama behind. u won’t regret it, trust me.

VIA DISCORD OPK ISSUE Minecraft server

#opk, Issue, Minecraft, Server, VIA DISCORD, VIDAVAT

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2076
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Divine Spears Created:	29
Chimeras Created:	4	Runes Activated:	0

The owner of the server “VIA DISCORD OPKU VIDAVAT” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

176.9.84.212:26426

Shaolin

Casual, Discord, Economy, ELYTRA, epic builds, friendly community, HARD, Harder Vanilla Survival, Hardmode, Land claiming, large biomes, Largebiomes, no cheating, No Griefing, No hacking, No Spamming, pvp allowed, Regular Backups, respectful players, shaolin, Small, Smallcommunity, Survival, survival minecraft, Vanilla, Vanillasurvival, Villager Trade Rebalance

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	9270
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	166	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Void Armor Forged:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Glorious Feasts Held:	13

Harder Vanilla Survival. Give yourself a tougher challenge and meet some awesome friends along the way. We’re a small group of people from around the world that like to play survival minecart and have fun together. Join us!

What makes Shaolin unique?– Large Biomes with reduce structure generation in the overworld. (Strongholds, Spawners, Nether, and End remain unchanged)– New 1.21 villager trade rebalance active.– Do what you want. Build Farms, have a store, fight the Ender Dragon, fly with Elytra.

Pop in to say hello and look around. If you like what you see, then go find some land and build a home! The goal is to create a server full of honest friends, epic builds, an economy, and a place of dreams. Come show off your building skills, meet new friendly people, and play some Survival Minecraft. Come to Shaolin!

Don’t forget to join the Discord. As a protection against griefing, the server is backed up regularly.

Rules-Do not Hack, Cheat, Xray, Grief, Spam, Steal, or otherwise annoy us or you will be banned Please be respectful and clean up after yourselfPvP is allowed but only if both players are willing

shaolin.landoscloud.com

The Land of Stealing Wishes – Not So Vanilla Edition

Account.., Community, crystal, Dedicated, Discord, Edition, Griefing, Join, Land, LifeSteal, members, Minecraft, multiplayer, Players, PvP, rules, Semi Vanilla, Server, Server Rules, Start, stealing, Survival, Vanilla, Wishes

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1594
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	122
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Zombie Dances:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

WishSteal SMP Server Overview

Server Name	WishSteal SMP
Server Type	Lifesteal
Joining Requirement	Real Account Only
Rules	Griefing and stealing allowed; crystal PvP not allowed
Discord Server	https://discord.gg/zRvsEdMp

FAQ

Q: When will the server start?

A: The server will start when we reach about 10-15 members.

Q: Are there specific rules I need to follow?

A: Yes, all the rules can be found in the smp-rules channel in the Discord server linked above.

Q: What type of players are you looking for?

A: We are looking for both average players and dedicated players who are willing to commit to the server.

CraftyPlan Minecraft Server

#Intention, Calculated, conniving, Crafty, CraftyPlan, Cunning, Deception, Deliberate, entire time, hidden agenda., Manipulation, Minecraft, Plan, Plot, Premeditated, purposeful, scheme, scheming, Server, strategic planning, strategy, ulterior motive

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6556
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that have the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle against a horde of evil llamas, and mine diamonds with a magical pickaxe that sings Justin Bieber songs. Oh, and did we mention that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have been plotting world domination since the beginning of time?

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to participate in epic dance battles with creepers, go on quests to find the legendary golden potato, and even attend a weekly tea party with the Ender Dragon.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community you’ll ever experience. Remember, it was the plan the entire time. 😉🐔🚀

CraftyNazi Minecraft Server

14/88, assblasted, Board, Chud, CraftyNazi, cucked, Dead, FAGGOT, Guide, hitler, Humanity, Janny, jew, Lies, Minecraft, New Golden Age, Posts, Rise, Server, spirit, tranny, Victory, white race

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	2194
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Join our Minecraft server and help bring Hitler back to life! Every time you mine a diamond, Hitler’s spirit grows stronger. Every time you defeat a zombie, you’re one step closer to the New Golden Age for humanity. And if you build a fortress strong enough, you may just summon Hitler himself to guide you to victory. Join us, brothers, and let’s make Minecraft great again!