MeatLoverMinecraft SMP

bacon, barbecue, Beef, carnivore, chicken, duck, favorite meat, grilled meat, Lamb, meat dishes, meat lovers, MeatLoverMinecraft, Pork, protein, Rabbit, ribs, SAUSAGE, smp, steak, turkey, veal, venison

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can feast on is virtual bread and pork chops? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a whole buffet of meats for you to choose from! From chicken wings that make you fly to beef that gives you super strength, we’ve got it all!

Join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP where the animals are not only friendly but also delicious! Who needs to farm for wheat when you can just hunt down a herd of bacon cows? And don’t even get me started on the legendary golden steak that grants you invincibility for 10 minutes!

So come on down to our server and sink your teeth into some juicy, mouth-watering meats. Just be careful not to anger the vegetarian players or they might unleash their tofu army on you!

SkinnyCraft: Lost & Found

determination, diet, Exercise, FITNESS, Healthy Eating, healthy habits, healthy living, lifestyle change, LOSE WEIGHT, Lost, motivation, perseverance, self-discipline, SkinnyCraft, success story, weight loss, weight loss journey, weight loss motivation, weight loss success, weight loss tips, weight loss transformation, wellness

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Are you tired of trying every diet and exercise plan under the sun with no results? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and watch the pounds melt away as you frantically mine for diamonds and battle creepers. Our players have reported losing up to 50 pounds in a week from all the intense clicking and keyboard smashing. So say goodbye to boring gym routines and hello to virtual weight loss on our server!

KharkivHavocCraft

airstrikes, Attack, Bombing, CASUALTIES, civilians, Conflict, death toll, eastern europe, glide bombs, injured, international news, Kharkiv, KharkivHavocCraft, Military Action, russia, Tragedy, Ukraine, violence, War

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come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up cities like russia with 5 glide bombs!!! we have crazy pvp battles where you can unleash your inner warrior and take down your enemies like a boss. don’t worry, no real people get hurt, just virtual explosions and chaos! join now for the most intense minecraft experience of your life, trust us, you won’t regret it!

GraveStand – Stand on the Dead!

burial, burial ground, cemetery, Dead, death, deceased, epitaph, final resting place, footstone, GraveStand, Gravestones, graveyard, headstone, long tail tag, memorial, memorial marker, memorialization, Remembrance, Respect, resting place, Stand, Tombstone, tradition

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lol join our server where gravestones are so wacky you gotta do a little dance on top of the dead to read them. it’s like a game of twister but with corpses. who knew death could be so fun? come join us for a wild time and see if you can decipher the messages on the gravestones without falling into the grave yourself. it’s a real hoot!

Crafter’s Memory Loss Server

alzheimer’s, brain changes, brain function, cognitive decline, cognitive impairment, COVID-19 complications, Crafters, findings, health, long covid, long-term effects, Loss, Medical research, Memory, Memory Loss, neurological disorders, neurology, Patients, research, researchers, Server, study, uk, UK healthcare

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hey u! ya u! u want a minecraft server that will blow ur mind? well u gotta join this one cuz we got crazier stuff than a llama wearing a top hat! we got so much fun u won’t even remember what day it is!

our server is like a brain with alzheimer’s, always changing and surprising u with new adventures! just like those long COVID patients, our server will keep u on ur toes and make u feel like u never know what’s coming next!

join us now and let’s get lost in the world of minecraft together! who knows, maybe u’ll even find a diamond the size of ur head! oh, and did we mention we have a secret underground base filled with cake? yeah, u heard right, CAKE! so come on over and let’s have the time of our lives!

SpongeCraft: Where even the squids have a say in town meetings! Now with Teralith and 1.21!

auction houses, Cosmetics, custom enchantments, Discord, Dynmap, friendly community, Griefing, HACKING, Meetings, Minigames, Parkour, PG-13, Player Shops, Ranking system, Relics, Resource World, Semi Vanilla, SpongeCraft, Squids, Survival, Teralith, TOWN, trolling, Vote crates

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SpongeCraft Minecraft Server

Server Overview:

Feature	Description

Keep Inventory	Toggleable keep inventory with small death tax
Custom Enchantments	Upgrade your items with custom enchantments and relics
Shop	Player shops, auction houses, and server shop for all your goods
Fun Activities	Events, parkour, minigames & more to keep you entertained
Ranking System	Unique ranking system with personalized perks
Cosmetics	Fun cosmetics that can be acquired without purchasing
Jobs	Custom level-up perks with available jobs
Crates	Survival and vote crates with various rewards
Community	Friendly community & staff team to assist with your needs

About Us:

SpongeCraft is a close-knit and active server community with a focus on building, community, and projects. With a friendly and inclusive atmosphere, players of all ages and backgrounds are welcomed to join and make new friends. Active Discord, frequent events, and constant updates make for an engaging experience for all.

Rules:

No griefing, trolling, or ruining gameplay for others
No hacking or unfair advantages
Keep chat PG-13 friendly

Important Links:

FAQ:

Q: How do I join the server?: A: Simply enter the server IP PLAY.SPONGECRAFT.NET
Q: Can I keep my inventory when I die?: A: Yes, keep inventory is toggleable with a small death tax if kept on
Q: Are there custom enchantments for items?: A: Yes, there are custom enchantments and relics available
Q: Can I trade and shop with other players?: A: Yes, there are player shops, auction houses, and a server shop for trading goods
Q: What kind of events are hosted on the server?: A: Events include parkour challenges, minigames, and even real-life prizes like gift cards
Q: Are there any rules I need to follow on the server?: A: Yes, rules include no griefing, hacking, or inappropriate behavior

MineTaleCraft Server – /utg/ Edition

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing scarier than a creeper is an Alley Gator! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated madness and outrageous adventures.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with treasure beyond imagination. But beware, for the dungeon was guarded by a giant chicken with a taste for diamond armor!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Will you be the lucky player to stumble upon this woolly wonder?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is haunted by the ghost of Steve, who roams the land seeking revenge on anyone who dares to mine too greedily. So join us if you dare, and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Minecraft SMP: TheDepressingCrafters

AIs, Artificial Intelligence, care, Characters, CONSIDER, DEPRESSING, emotional impact, existential crisis, Futuristic technology, Gaming Community, Immersion, Minecraft, moral dilemma, narrative, people, player experience, smp, Storyline, TheDepressingCrafters, V, video game, virtual reality, whole game

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Are you tired of feeling like a lonely pixel in a vast Minecraft world? Well, fear not, because on our server, you’ll never have to worry about feeling unloved again! Our two resident AIs, Bob and Steve, are here to shower you with love and attention 24/7. They’ll even build you a virtual cake if you ask nicely!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of clucking minions. Join us and you could be the next in line to wear the coveted Chicken Crown and rule over all the feathered creatures in the land.

If you’re still not convinced, just know that our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. So come on over and join us for a truly unique and wacky Minecraft experience!

ParentalDisobedience Minecraft Server

anxiety, dad, decision, dream, Engineering, family, Future, goals, Guilt, INFANTRY, love, Military, Minecraft, mum, ParentalDisobedience, parents, PRESSURE, School, Server, sister, Support, teachers, University

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Are you tired of being pressured to follow a boring career path? Want to escape the judgmental eyes of your family and teachers? Look no further than our Minecraft server, where you can live out your wildest dreams without anyone telling you what to do!

Join us and create your own military base, where you can train to be a fearless soldier without anyone questioning your choices. No more awkward family dinners or disappointing looks from your sister – on our server, you’re the hero of your own story!

Forget about math and engineering – on our server, the only numbers you need to worry about are your kill count and XP level. So what are you waiting for? Join now and show everyone that you’re not just a gamer, you’re a warrior in the making!

PeanutButterCraft

Boundaries, Communication, consequences, Decision making, dinner time, discipline, entitled, family conflict, family dinner, family dynamics, Niece, parenting, peanut butter, PeanutButterCraft, picky eater, pizza, sharing, sibling rivalry, spoiled, takeout, Tantrum

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Looking for a server where bratty behavior is not tolerated? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of entitlement and tantrums, just like Penelope!

We promise outrageous drama like never before – from throwing phones to demanding sushi from a pizza place, our server is the place to be for all the chaos. And don’t worry, we have plenty of peanut butter and jelly sandwiches for those who can’t make up their minds!

Join now and experience the thrill of serving dinner to ungrateful guests who cry over pizza. Who needs reality TV when you have our server? Come on in and see if you can handle the madness!

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Divine Spears Created:	13
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Endless Night Skies:	4

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Dimension Hops:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	279
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Chimeras Created:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Falling into the Void:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

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FAQ:

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Players:	101/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3811	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	8587	Endless Night Skies:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	9

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Emeralds Found:	6308
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	23