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BioChainCraft

Ancestry, BioChainCraft, biology, chain, continuity, Dna, Evolution, evolutionary process, Existence, generations, genetic makeup, genetics, heritage, History, Inheritance, Life, lineage, long tail, Origin, Reproduction, species

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5779
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	45
Holy Grails Found:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Buildings Constructed:	43	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4797	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5

Yo, listen up! Join our cray cray Minecraft server and be part of the most epic adventure of all time! Imagine this: you are the offspring of a long line of creatures who have been doin’ the dirty for billions of years. That’s right, you are the result of some serious biological shenanigans that have been going on since the dawn of time!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal pet. And don’t even get me started on the secret treasure caves filled with diamonds the size of your head. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate Minecraft champion! Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the meaning of life while you’re at it. Or at least find a really cool hat for your character. The possibilities are endless, my friend. Let’s do this!

NinjaCraft Server: The Competent Gamers

action games, Competent, competent game, dead or alive, engaging storylines, game creators, game design, game developers, game development, game studio, Gamers, gaming excellence, gaming industry, High-quality graphics, innovative gameplay, Japanese developers, ninja gaiden, NinjaCraft, Server, skilled developers, successful franchises, TALENTED, team ninja, video games

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9832
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Divine Spears Created:	13
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5

Are you tired of playing on servers where the players couldn’t ninja their way out of a paper bag? Well, look no further because our server is run by a team of ninjas who are actually skilled at Minecraft! They can build a castle faster than you can say “shuriken” and mine diamonds with their eyes closed.

Join our server for the chance to learn from the best of the best, hone your ninja skills, and maybe even discover your own hidden ninja talents. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground ninja village where players can test their agility and stealth in epic parkour challenges.

So why settle for mediocrity when you can join a server run by ninja masters? Come join us and unleash your inner ninja!

SnowyPixel Minecraft Server

Adversity, athletic prowess, boxing, Competition, discrimination, Drama, fat white loser, great white hope, heavyweight champion, Minecraft, prejudice, race relations, racism, Redemption, Server, SnowyPixel, Social Issues, society, sports, Struggle, triumph, Underdog, white privilege

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7610
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Villages Defended:	16	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	481
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Towns Built:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Magic Items Found:	8498

Are you tired of being a skinny loser in Minecraft? Well, come join THE FAT WHITE LOSER server and embrace your inner chunkiness! Our server is filled with endless buffets of virtual food to chow down on, so you can finally achieve that perfect round shape you’ve always dreamed of.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Pig, a pig that can breakdance like nobody’s business. Rumor has it that if you can out-dance the Disco Pig, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted bacon strip.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the Land of Llamas, where the llamas wear top hats and monocles and engage in sophisticated conversations about quantum physics. Who knew llamas were such intellectuals?

So what are you waiting for? Join THE FAT WHITE LOSER server today and let the madness begin!

PiratePlayzCraft

books, cartoons, children, children’s literature, DAUGHTER, high school mascot, Murderers, Pirate adventures, pirate characters, pirate culture, pirate entertainment, pirate fascination, pirate media, pirate stories, Pirate Theme, PiratePlayzCraft, Pirates, pirates for kids, Popular, thieves, tv shows

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1190
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	34

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, you gotta know that we got pirates, matey! Like, everywhere you look, there be pirates sailin’ the high seas and diggin’ for treasure. And get this, our server mascot is a freakin’ pirate too! Arrr!

But wait, there’s more! We got secret hidden islands with buried treasure, haunted pirate ships that you can explore, and even a giant kraken that you can battle for epic loot. And don’t even get me started on the pirate parties we throw every weekend, complete with grog and dancing!

So if you wanna join the craziest pirate-themed Minecraft server around, come aboard and set sail with us. Just watch out for those pesky parrots, they’re always up to no good. Arrr!

Nations in minecraft, where players build empires with swords and silly hats

Army, Army Battle, Branch of the guild, BUILD, bustling towns, Civilization, Civilization Simulation, Clan Artemis, Community, Discord, Empires, Events, Farming, Friends, guild, guild member, guildman, hats, Minecraft, Nations, Players, Prestige, PvP, Rich, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, silly, Swords, Towns

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2087
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Void Armor Forged:	21	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Hello there! I’m here today to invite you to join us in an experience like no other. We play on a server that aims to simulate civilization in minecraft and we invite you to join us. Become part of an expansive guild, grow your power and influence or perhaps simply assist your guildmen in their own endeavors, building community and prestige. With enough effort here you can do anything you can imagine. Lead an army into battle, rule over bustling towns, create a branch of the guild, become rich, or perhaps retire to a simple life of farming with a small group of friends and simply enjoy the days as they come. We also host events regularly so I promise it won’t get boring for a while. If you’re even slightly interested, I highly recommend you join the discord! We can answer any questions you have there. Thank you for your time and interest and I hope to see you soon! Discord

Description

Hello there! I’m here today to invite you to join us in an experience like no other. We play on a server that aims to simulate civilization in minecraft and we invite you to join us. Become part of an expansive guild, grow your power and influence or perhaps simply assist your guildmen in their own endeavors, building community and prestige. With enough effort here you can do anything you can imagine. Lead an army into battle, rule over bustling towns, create a branch of the guild, become rich, or perhaps retire to a simple life of farming with a small group of friends and simply enjoy the days as they come. We also host events regularly so I promise it won’t get boring for a while. If you’re even slightly interested, I highly recommend you join the discord! We can answer any questions you have there. Thank you for your time and interest and I hope to see you soon! Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	To join the server, please click on the Discord link provided above and follow the instructions in the server.
Is there a specific theme or setting for the server?	Yes, the server aims to simulate civilization in minecraft, allowing players to become part of guilds, grow their power, and engage in various activities.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, the server hosts events regularly to keep the gameplay experience exciting and engaging for all players.
Can I just join the server and play casually?	Absolutely! Whether you want to actively participate in guild activities or simply enjoy a peaceful life of farming, there is room for all playstyles on the server.

/pol/raft Minecraft Server

Alt-Right, community engagement, conservative values, Cultural preservation, current events, ethnonationalism, free speech, identity politics, internet communities, Minecraft, nationalist movements, online activism, online forums, POL, political discussions, Politics, polraft, racial demographics, racial identity, Server, Social Issues, white nationalism, WHITE PRIDE

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	696
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1981	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Towns Built:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just too normal? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding. Yes, you heard that right!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Our custom-made dungeons are filled with treasure chests overflowing with rare items like enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep to do your bidding.

But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is a giant trampoline where you can bounce around while battling other players with giant inflatable swords. And don’t even get us started on our petting zoo, where you can tame a dragon and ride it into battle against a horde of evil bunnies.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, this server is for whites only because, well, we like our diamonds extra sparkly.

Earthworm Jim’s Minecraft Server

Basic Information, Cellar Boxing, Check your broker, Citadel becomes insolvent, Current Trade Halts, Daily Reminder, DD Compilation, DRS Guide, DSPP, Earthworm, Earthworm Jim Edition, Failure to delivery, Gamestop hustle, GameStop Investor Site, gme, HF broker class action lawsuit, JIMS, Mandatory study time, Minecraft, Naked Short Selling, Quarterly Movements, Real-Time Trades, reddit DDs, Rugpulled, SEC 10-K Annual report FY23, SEC GME report, Server, Short Restrictions, sneed hedgies., Stag hunt, Systemic Risk, Temporary alliance, The Everything Short

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8016
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	3105
Love Letters Sent:	17	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Here, you’ll find daily reminders to mine those diamonds, mandatory study time on how to defeat the Ender Dragon, and a real-time trading system where you can trade your emeralds for epic loot.

But that’s not all! We have a special quest where you must team up with Reddit and a group of mysterious Jews to take down the evil Citadel boss who holds 60 trillion USD. And if you fail, the FDIC will swoop in as your insurance!

Don’t forget to avoid the DSPP dungeon, where evil hedge funds lurk, and always check your broker to make sure you’re not getting rugpulled. And remember, last time on /GME/, Sneed the hedgehog made a daring escape from the short sellers!

Join us on this wild adventure and let’s mine, craft, and conquer together!

WhiskyWife’s Escape Minecraft Server

Birthday, bottle label, Canada, chocolate bar, DAUGHTER, Escape, funny, Happy, hard hat, husband, idiot, mad, Minecraft, safeway, Server, side eye, smores, Sweater, tool box, Truck, whisky sticker, WhiskyWifes, Wife, YARD

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	9827
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Dragons Tamed:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where the label on the back of whisky bottles is used as fashion accessories! Join us for some hilarious fun as we peel off stickers and stick them in unexpected places – like on your wife’s sweater right over her boob!

But that’s not all – we have chocolate bar thieves, birthday celebrations, and plenty of side-eye action at the local Safeway. Join us for a server experience like no other, where the only rule is to have a good time and embrace the madness. Who knew a whisky sticker could cause so much chaos? Join now and see for yourself!

CraftyClean Co.

apartment, app services, Appliances, building, Complaints, CraftyClean, DoorDash, dryers, English language, family, Friends, income, Instacart, LANDLORD, laundromat, laundry service, lease agreement, livelihood, neighbors, tenants, washers

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	230
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the washers and dryers are always in use – but not by pesky neighbors trying to make a quick buck! No, here we have a mysterious laundry queen who has turned our humble laundry room into a bustling business empire. Who needs diamonds when you can have freshly laundered clothes at the click of a button?

Join our server and witness the epic saga of the Laundry Lady, a non-English speaking entrepreneur who has taken the Minecraft world by storm with her laundry delivery service. Will she expand her empire to other virtual realms? Will she face off against the evil landlord who dares to question her methods? Only time will tell on this wild and wacky server.

So come on down and experience the thrill of doing laundry in Minecraft like never before. Who needs dragons and dungeons when you have dirty socks and fabric softener? Join now and be a part of the most bizarre and hilarious server you’ll ever encounter. And remember, don’t be a Karen – embrace the chaos and let the laundry madness begin!

HatecraftTeacherGone

controversial, Curiosity, Disappearance, Disliked, education, gossip, HatecraftTeacherGone, History, investigation, Memories, missing, Mystery, past, Rumors, scandal, School, Staff, Students, Teacher, unpopular, unresolved

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	462
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Towns Built:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	39	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Are you tired of dealing with that one teacher everyone hated in school? Well, come join our Minecraft server and find out what really happened to them! Rumor has it they were last seen getting chased by a pack of creepers and skeletons in our virtual world. Will you be the one to uncover the truth and save them, or will you join forces with the mobs and take them down once and for all? Join now for a chance to rewrite history and have some laughs along the way!