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BlockyLoveGoneWrong

BETRAYAL, BlockyLoveGoneWrong, broken trust, Communication, Disrespect, Emotional Abuse, Emotional distance, emotional neglect, HEARTBREAK, hurtful words, indifference, insensitive remarks, Invalidation, lack of empathy, lack of support, relationship, Significant Other, toxic relationship, unappreciated, uncaring behavior, Unloved

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5552
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Are you tired of feeling unloved and unappreciated by your significant other? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape into a world where blocks are your only true love.

On our server, you can build a castle fit for a queen or a mansion for a king, all without worrying about your partner’s lack of interest in your life. Plus, our community is filled with players who will always have your back and never let you feel alone.

So say goodbye to heartbreak and hello to endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft. Who needs a significant other when you have a diamond pickaxe and a creeper to keep you company? Join us now and start building your way to happiness!

Pixel Perfect Minecraft Server

Anime, best shounen ending, Character development, classic shounen, Closure, creative storytelling, emotional impact, fan reactions, long-running series, Manga, Manga community, manga industry, memorable endings, Minecraft, modern mangaka, perfect, PIXEL, plot twists, resolution, satisfying endings, Server, shounen manga, storytelling, writing techniques

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	196
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	75	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Ores Mined:	3159

Are you tired of boring and unsatisfying endings in manga? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has the most epic and satisfying endings to all your adventures! Join us and experience the thrill of defeating the Ender Dragon while riding a llama named Larry, who just happens to be a secret ninja master in disguise. And that’s not all – our server is also home to a rare breed of talking creepers who tell the funniest jokes in all of Minecraftia. So why settle for mediocrity when you can join us and have the most epic shounen ending of all time?

No more bio-breaks Minecraft SMP

bathroom, bio-breaks, biobreaks, break time, continuous work, efficiency, Eliminate, eliminate need, eliminate need for bio-breaks, Minecraft, Need, need for bio-breaks, no breaks, no interruptions, productivity, restroom, smp, Time management, uninterrupted productivity, uninterrupted work, work flow, work rhythm

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	2207
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Star Shards Collected:	165
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Villages Defended:	16	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

Are you tired of having to take bathroom breaks while playing Minecraft? Look no further, because our server has a built-in catheter system that will eliminate the need for bio-breaks! You can mine and craft to your heart’s content without ever having to leave your computer chair. Join now and say goodbye to pesky bathroom breaks forever!

LDRcraft SMP: Love Blocks & Lag

blocks, Challenges, Commitment, Communication, compromise, Connection, Distance, emotional bond, Intimacy, Lag, LDRcraft, long distance relationships, love, loyalty, patience, perseverance, smp, Support, Technology, time difference, Trust, Understanding, virtual dates., visits

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6740
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Star Shards Collected:	69	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	1027
Crops Grown:	5035	Wilderness Tamed:	11

Are you tired of being separated from your Minecraft bae by thousands of blocks? Join our SMP and build a virtual love nest together! With our magical server connection, you’ll never have to worry about lag ruining your romantic moments again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is powered by the tears of creepers who couldn’t handle the love vibes. So come join us and keep the spark alive in your long distance relationship, one block at a time!

HighSchoolHavocMC

adult content, boundary-pushing, controversial, explicit, explicit behavior, explicit content, explicit display, explicit material, graphic, high school, HighSchoolHavocMC, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate conduct, indecent behavior, mature content, mature themes, NSFW, RISQUE, scandalous, Shocking.., teenage antics

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8028
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Magic Items Found:	1100
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

Are you tired of boring old high school drama? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you’ll see things that will make your high school experience look like a snooze fest! From explosive creeper pranks to scandalous sheep love triangles, this server is not for the faint of heart. Join us if you dare for a wild ride that will make your high school memories seem like child’s play. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed (or scarred for life, we promise)!

QuadMurderReTrial Minecraft Server

1966 quadruple murder, 88-year-old man, acquittal, court decision, criminal case, criminal justice, death sentence, Decades, elderly defendant, exoneration, high profile case, innocence proven, Japanese court, judicial system, Justice, legal proceedings, Legal System, Minecraft, overturned verdict, QuadMurderReTrial, retrial, Server, wrongful conviction

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2499
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Dimension Hops:	14	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

LOLZ come join our EPIC Minecraft server where we got crazier stories than this 88-year-old man who got acquitted after being sentenced to DEATH for a quadruple murder case from 1966!

We got creepers creepin’, zombies zombin’, and skeletons shootin’ arrows like they’re in the Olympics!

Join us for the wackiest adventures and build the most insane structures you can imagine! Plus, we got a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the server that will make you RICH beyond your wildest dreams!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some memories that will make this court case look like child’s play!

BlockySamurai46

acquitted, BlockySamurai46, court case, criminal justice, death row, exoneration, HUMAN RIGHTS, Imprisonment, Inmate, Iwao Hakamada, japanese, judicial error, judicial reform, judicial system, Justice, Legal System, longest-serving, man, overturned conviction, perseverance, wrongful conviction

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8580
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Void Armor Forged:	18	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

OMG u guys, have u heard about this Japanese dude who was like on death row for 46 YEARS and then got acquitted??? imagine being in prison for that long and then finally being like SIKE I’M OUTTA HERE. that’s some crazy stuff, right?

anyways, speaking of crazy stuff, u gotta join this minecraft server, it’s like a whole new world of madness and fun. we got pigs that can fly, creepers that dance, and diamonds that talk (they’re kinda snobby tho, not gonna lie).

if u join our server, u might even meet Iwao Hakamada himself, just chillin’ and building a castle out of obsidian blocks. he’s a pro at minecraft now after spending so much time in prison, trust me.

so come on over and join the fun, who knows what kind of wild adventures u might have on our server. maybe u’ll even find a secret portal to a land of unicorns and rainbows, or maybe just a bunch of zombies trying to eat ur brains. either way, it’s gonna be a blast!

PixelPotty Panic Server

BLADDER, Bladder cancer, cell damage, environmental pollution, health risks, human health, inflammation, kidney, microplastic detection, microplastic exposure, microplastics, Panic, PixelPotty, plastic particles, plastic waste management, pollution control, research, Server, toxic chemicals, urinary tract, urine samples, water contamination, water safety concerns

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1684
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	321
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Star Shards Collected:	272
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

so like, we got this epic minecraft server that is so lit, you won’t even believe it, bro. like, imagine a world where microplastics are taking over and causing chaos in the urinary tract. yeah, that’s right, we got a whole storyline about microplastics invading your body and you gotta fight them off in epic battles.

join our server for a chance to save the world from the evil microplastics, build epic bases to protect yourself, and team up with other players to defeat the plastic invaders. oh, and did we mention there’s a secret underground lab where you can research new ways to fight off the microplastics and save the day?

plus, we have custom mini-games like “plastic purge” where you have to collect as many microplastics as you can before time runs out, and “toxic waste toss” where you have to throw toxic waste barrels at your opponents to win. it’s a total blast, bro.

so come join our server and embark on the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous adventure of your life. trust us, you won’t regret it. let’s save the world from the evil microplastics together!

Life Craft Minecraft Server

CHANGE, Craft, Curiosity, Existence, family, Friends, fulfillment, growth, IMPORTANCE, Jobs, learning, Life, Meaning, Memories, Minecraft, mortality, perspective, purpose, purposeful living, Reality, Seed, Server, Universe

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9380
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Enchantments Applied:	75	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we ponder the deep questions of life while building epic structures and battling creepers!

Join us as we explore the meaning of existence while mining for diamonds and creating pixelated masterpieces. Who needs a job when you can be a virtual architect in our world?

Forget about spreading your seed, on our server you can plant virtual crops and watch them grow without any real-life responsibilities. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll have more friends than you know what to do with (literally, because you can’t physically touch them).

And as for the question of whether anything we do matters in the grand scale of the universe, well, on our server, your creations will be immortalized forever in the digital realm. Take that, existential crisis!

So why wake up and do it all every day? Because on our server, every day is a new adventure filled with laughter, fun, and the occasional accidental TNT explosion. Join us now and discover the true meaning of life… in Minecraft!

$2.7 BILLION Minecraft SMP Employee Rehire

$2.7 billion, achievement, billion, compensation, Dedication, Effort, Employee, GOOGLE, hard work, laziness, Minecraft, motivation, paid, Potential, productivity, Quitting, rehire, smp, success, success mindset, upward mobility, value creation, work ethic

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9187
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magic Items Found:	8279
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

Are you tired of being a lazy sack of shit with no upward potential? Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where hard work actually pays off? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

Join us and witness the legendary tale of Steve, who mined so much diamond that he became the richest player on the server. He built a castle made entirely out of emerald blocks and rode a pig into battle against the Ender Dragon. And guess what? He got compensated for his effort with a real-life diamond crown!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Redstone Wizard, who created a working computer within the game. He now has his own tech startup in Silicon Valley and is a billionaire in real life. All thanks to his hard work on our server.

So, if you want to be like Steve or the Redstone Wizard, join our Minecraft SMP now and start working hard to create 50,000x the value of the average joe schmoe. Don’t be a lazy sack of shit, join us and reach your full potential!