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Big Breasts vs Rukia Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	770
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	24	New Chunks Explored:	145928
Meteorites Collected:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Elemental Crystals Collected:	49
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Villages Defended:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to measure success is by comparing the size of your virtual character’s breasts to Rukia from Bleach! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy builds, and plenty of laughs as we strive to answer life’s most pressing questions. Will you be the one to finally settle the debate on who has the biggest boobs in the game? Join now and find out!

ChildFreeCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1750
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Crops Grown:	5040	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Animals Bred:	91	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Yo, have you heard about this crazy Minecraft server where Russia is trying to ban child-free lifestyles? Like, what even is that? But hey, if you wanna escape the madness of real life and build a virtual world where you can be child-free all you want, then this server is the place to be! Join us for some epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even start a revolution against those pesky Russian lawmakers. Who needs kids when you have blocks to mine and creepers to fight, amirite? So come on over and let’s show Russia that we don’t need their rules in our pixelated paradise!

MoscowMinecraftWars

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2014
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3260	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Dragons Tamed:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have russian colonels getting killed near moscow as part of the storyline! ukraine’s military intelligence is involved for some reason, but who cares cuz we got epic battles and crazy adventures waiting for you! join now and be part of the chaos! also, we have flying pigs and talking cows, so why wouldn’t you wanna join?! come on, don’t be a potato, join now!

RageCraft: ChatGPT’s Lab

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4469
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

So, like, come join this cray cray Minecraft server, where we help scientists study anger and stuff. Like, we’re profesh at it, yo. You can like, express all your rage in a totally legit way, while building epic structures and battling creepers. Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never wanna leave. So, like, join now and let’s get angry together, but in a cool way, ya know?

Vanilla SMP: Where even the mechanics are so plain you’ll fall asleep in 0.5 seconds flat

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2466
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Magic Items Found:	6903
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Alien Abductions:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Star Shards Collected:	111

Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Land claiming to keep your house safe
Shops powered by a diamond economy
Regular events for the community
Warp stones for teleportation
Bucketable entities for convenience
Crafting tweaks for enhanced gameplay

Join us at boringsmp.1e99.eu (Discord).

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I keep my house safe?	We have a land claiming feature that allows you to protect your property.
How does the diamond economy work?	You can use diamonds as currency in our server’s shops.
Are there regular events?	Yes, we host events for the community to participate in.
Can I teleport back home easily?	Yes, we have warp stones that allow you to teleport back to your home location.
What are bucketable entities?	Entities that can be picked up in a bucket to make gameplay more convenient.
How are crafting tweaks implemented?	We have made several adjustments to crafting recipes to enhance the gameplay experience.

5 Weeks Baby Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4091
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, get ready for the most epic adventure of your life because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a volcano filled with diamond-encrusted llamas!

Join us and in just 5 weeks, you’ll be a Minecraft master, building castles taller than the Eiffel Tower and riding on dragons that shoot rainbows out of their nostrils. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will make you laugh so hard, you might just pee your pants (but don’t worry, we have virtual bathrooms for that).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will challenge you to a dance-off for the ultimate prize of unlimited diamonds. Are you brave enough to take on the Chicken of Doom?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the insanity begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. See you on the other side, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!

Stop all animal rape related threads now – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5303
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7033	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and of course, the occasional llama mating ritual gone wrong. Trust us, you won’t find another server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the insanity begin!

CraftyCouplesCashClash

authorized user, budgeting, budgeting discussions, communication problems, controlling behavior, CraftyCouplesCashClash, credit card, discretionary spending, family finances, financial boundaries, financial disagreements, Financial Planning, financial responsibility, financial stress, financial transparency, financial trust, overspending, Partnership, relationship issues, SAHM, shopping habits

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7232
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions just like this poor soul dealing with overspending drama!

Imagine logging in to find your partner has built a shopping mall in your Minecraft world, spending virtual diamonds like there’s no tomorrow. Will you cancel their building privileges or let them run wild with their virtual credit card?

Become the primary provider of resources in our server, just like this player is in their relationship. Will you be able to balance your budget and keep your virtual family fed and clothed, or will you fall victim to overspending like our poor friend here?

Join us for a server full of surprises, drama, and maybe even a few virtual therapy sessions. Who needs real-life problems when you have Minecraft drama to deal with? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now!

ProteinPopsicle Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4632
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	99
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5545
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a buffet of healthy processed foods! Join us and feast on the most nutritious virtual snacks you’ve ever seen!

Our server is so epic that even the creepers have started a fitness program to get in shape for all the explosive action. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’ve formed a smoothie-making club and are always blending up new concoctions to keep themselves energized for trading.

But the real reason you should join our SMP is because we have a secret underground base where we grow the rarest and most exotic crops known to Minecraft-kind. Legend has it that eating these crops will give you superhuman strength and the ability to fly (Disclaimer: we cannot confirm or deny these claims).

So come on down to our server and get ready to level up your Minecraft experience in the most deliciously absurd way possible!

HellCraft: Blocky Nightmares

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3910
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Love Letters Sent:	12
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	75	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server if your personal hell is being stuck in a world where creepers are replaced with exploding chickens and every time you mine a block, a random meme pops up on your screen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a special “Lava Parkour” challenge where you have to jump from one lava pit to another while being chased by a pack of angry llamas wearing top hats. And if you make it to the end, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that farts rainbows!

So if you’re ready to experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft server out there, join us now and prepare to laugh your way through a world of pure chaos and hilarity!

HealthCrisisCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9582
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Runes Activated:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15

LOL U GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT AF! LIKE, LEGIT, THERE’S A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD, AND IF U CAN FIND IT, U GET TO BE KING OR QUEEN FOR A DAY! PLUS, THERE’S A GIANT CHICKEN THAT SHOOTS LASERS OUT OF ITS EYES AND IF U DEFEAT IT, U GET A MAGICAL SWORD THAT CAN TURN UR ENEMIES INTO SHEEP! ALSO, EVERY SUNDAY WE HAVE A DANCE PARTY WITH CREEPERS AND SKELETONS, AND THE BEST DANCER GETS A FREE PIGGYBACK RIDE ON A WITHER! SO, LIKE, JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON ALL THE CRAZY FUN, BRAIN DAMAGE STYLE! #YOLO #MINECRAFT4LIFE 🐔💎👑🎉