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Mad Scientist’s Lab Minecraft Server

6 parts, Artificial Intelligence, BIZARRE, breaks himself, Cloning, gender, goofy scientist, Identity, Interpretation, Lab, mad, Meaning, mind-bending, Minecraft, Mysterious, Oda, Robots, science fiction, scientists, Server, split personality, surreal, transformation, Women

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	2063
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Join our wacky Minecraft server where a goofy scientist accidentally turned himself into 6 different parts – half of them are sassy women and the other half are super cool robots! Explore this crazy world where you never know who (or what) you’ll run into next. Will you be able to help the scientist put himself back together, or will you just sit back and enjoy the chaos? Come join the fun and see what Oda really meant by this wild adventure!

SkillSwapCraft

Fast skill acquisition, Instant skill learning, Overnight learning, quick learning, rapid skill learning, skill acquisition., skill advancement, skill development, skill enhancement, Skill expertise, Skill growth, Skill honing, skill improvement, skill learning, skill mastery, skill perfection, skill proficiency, Skill refinement, Skill upgrading, SkillSwapCraft

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8008
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	20

Have you ever dreamed of becoming a master builder overnight? Well, on our Minecraft server, that dream can become a reality! Join us and watch as your building skills skyrocket to epic proportions in just one night. We’ve had players go from building dirt huts to towering castles in a matter of hours – it’s like magic, but with blocks!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can also learn how to tame wild wolves with just a wink and a smile, or ride pigs into battle against hordes of evil zombies. We’ve even had players discover hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds just by doing the chicken dance in front of a mysterious temple.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you into a master builder, animal whisperer, and treasure hunter all in one night, then look no further! Join us and let the craziness begin!

GazaCraft Minecraft Server

airstrikes, CASUALTIES, Ceasefire, civilian casualties, Conflict, escalation, gaza, GazaCraft, Hamas, international relations, Israel, Israeli defense forces, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestinian authority, Palestinian militants, RETALIATION, Rockets, security measures, Server, Tanks, violence, War

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	951
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	6487	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4411	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	148
Void Gems Collected:	17	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

come join our minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! we got more explosions than palestinian militants firing rockets into israel and more action than tanks advancing in gaza! build your own fortress and defend it against crazy mobs and other players!

we have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure and hidden traps that will keep you on your toes! our community is as tight-knit as a bomb shelter during a missile strike, so you’ll never feel alone in this crazy world!

join now and experience the chaos for yourself! who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement in minecraft?!

TrumpCraft: Saudi Skyscraper

Architecture, Business, construction, Development, economic growth, Expansion, foreign investment, International, Investment, Jeddah, luxury, MIDDLE EAST, Property, real estate, Riyadh, Saudi, Saudi Arabia, Skyscraper, Trump Organization, Trump Tower, Trumpcraft, urban development

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8653
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

lol come join our server, where we have the most epic build eva – TRUMP TOWER in SAUDI ARABIA! u can climb to the top and shout “I’m the king of the world!” like Leo in Titanic. but watch out for the secret trapdoors that lead to a maze of fake news and alternative facts. also, rumor has it that if u find the golden toupee hidden somewhere in the tower, u get a lifetime supply of covfefe. so what r u waiting for? join now and make Minecraft great again! #buildthewallaroundcreeperstoo

ChatCrafters United

Brainstorming, business meetings, ChatCrafters, collaboration, Communication, Decision making, discussion, exchanging information, Interaction, love to talk, Meetings, networking, people, problem solving, productivity, professional development, sharing ideas, socializing, Team Building, teamwork, United, work meetings

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6552
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Villages Defended:	14
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

yo yo yo, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server ain’t for no chit-chatting meetings, dis server is for people who love to TALK! like, all day, every day, non-stop talking, u feel me? we got a special chat feature where u can talk to ur homies while u mine, build, and fight mobs. it’s like a virtual talk show up in here, but with creepers and stuff. so if u love to talk, come join us and never be silent again! let’s chat our way to victory, fam!

WormyWonderland

amazon rainforest, Biodiversity, biology, conservation, Discovered, discovery, ecuador, entomology, Nature, new species, Oroperipatus tiputini, research, scientists, south america, species identification, tropical rainforest, velvet worm, wildlife, WormyWonderland, zoology

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5224
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Towns Built:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

lmao u know what else is discovered? a new species of epicness on our minecraft server! join now to explore the depths of our virtual world and uncover hidden treasures like u r indiana jones or something. this server is so lit, even the velvet worms in ecuador are jealous. come build, mine, and slay dragons with us cuz why not? plus, rumor has it that if u join, u might just find a secret portal to a land of unlimited diamonds and cake. yep, u heard right, CAKE. so what r u waiting for? join now and let the adventure begin!

CraftyConspiracy Minecraft Server

anti-semitism, Audit, concentration camps, Conspiracy Theory, CraftyConspiracy, deaths, Genocide, German speaker, Historical accuracy, Historical revisionism, Holocaust, Holocaust denial, Jews, Liars, Minecraft, Nazi Germany, Propaganda, Red Cross, Server, switzerland, truthfulness, War Crimes, WW2 camps

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5523
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Emeralds Found:	4458
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Votes:	6666	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a conspiracy theory? Well, look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the Red Cross in Switzerland couldn’t believe it! Join us for a gaming experience that’s more unbelievable than the number of deaths in German WW2 camps (spoiler alert: it’s not even 5 percent of what the Jews claim)! Come see for yourself why Jews are apparently the biggest liars in history – all on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Join now for a gaming experience that’s more mind-blowing than a secret Nazi moon base!

Hitler’s Hideout Minecraft Server

bashful, bench, Character development, comedic relief, dictator, following, hair pulling, HIDEOUT, Hiding, historical fiction, hitler, Hitlers, inclusion, lockerroom, memoirs, Minecraft, missing scenes, owen, Scenes, schoolgirl, Server, surprising moments, unexpected behavior, world war II

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	190
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as hitler following someone around like a bashful schoolgirl? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter next. From pulling hair to hiding behind benches, the fun never stops on our server. Join now for a gaming experience like no other – just don’t be surprised if hitler pops up to join in on the fun!

RentSplit Minecraft Server

adulting, aita, Boundaries, Communication Issues, daughter’s rent, disagreements, family conflict, family dynamics, financial support, generational differences, Minecraft, NYC, parental support, Parenting styles, paying half, relationships, RentSplit, Respect, Server, Trust, Wife

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7299
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Alien Abductions:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is at an all-time high! Join us for a wild ride filled with family feuds, secret checks, and accusations of illegal business dealings!

Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never know what crazy plot twist will happen next. Will your in-game family members fight over a virtual boyfriend? Will they accuse each other of being traitors? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t be bored!

Join now and experience the thrill of virtual drama like never before. Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good soap opera storyline mixed with some Minecraft gameplay. Don’t miss out on the action – join today and become part of our wacky virtual family!

ToiletPaperGateCraft

Bloody, disagreement, flushing, GA, gross, husband, periods, septic care, septic issues, septic maintenance, septic problems, septic regulations, septic system, septic tank, septic tank pumping, septic tank pumping costs, toilet paper, ToiletPaperGateCraft, trash can, Wife

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6506
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Farms Harvested:	116	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where flushing toilet paper is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own septic tank and never worry about clogged toilets again.

Imagine a world where septic tanks never need to be pumped, where dirty toilet paper is a thing of the past. Explore our server and discover the wonders of a toilet paper-friendly environment.

Embark on quests to collect the rarest toilet paper rolls, battle against septic tank monsters, and show off your plumbing skills to all your friends. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be so…flushing fantastic?

So come join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind adventure!

Miscast Minecraft Server

Actor, awkward, bad decision, Casting, ill-suited, inappropriate, Minecraft, miscast, Misfit, Mismatched, mistake, not right, out of character, out of place, Performance, poor choice, Role, Server, unconvincing, unsuitable, wrong choice, wrong fit

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2304
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	5316
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Potions Brewed:	143
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Are you tired of being miscast as a noob on other servers? Join our Minecraft server where even the most legendary actors have been miscast in the most hilarious ways! Picture this: Arnold Schwarzenegger playing a delicate flower, or Meryl Streep as a zombie who just can’t get her lines right. Join us for a server full of unexpected twists and turns, where even the most seasoned players will be left scratching their heads in confusion. Don’t miss out on the chance to witness the most epic miscasting moments in Minecraft history – join us now!