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LackCraft Minecraft Server

lack of acceptance, lack of awareness, lack of communication, lack of compassion, lack of cooperation, lack of diversity, lack of education, lack of empathy, lack of forgiveness, lack of gratitude, lack of kindness, lack of love, lack of mindfulness, lack of patience, lack of peace, lack of respect, lack of tolerance, lack of trust, lack of understanding, lack of unity, LackCraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6457
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Magic Items Found:	1342
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Meteorites Collected:	3

A Minecraft server where you can finally fulfill your lifelong dream of riding a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely out of diamond blocks! Join us on this server and experience the thrill of building a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, taming a pet dragon that shoots rainbow lasers, and participating in epic dance battles with the Ender Dragon. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft champion and show the world what true creativity looks like!

BlockButtAdventures

adventurous sex, anal health, anal hygiene, anal play, anal play safety, anal pleasure, anal sex, anal toys, BlockButtAdventures, butt stuff, Curiosity, discomfort, embarrassing moments, experimentation, fetish, Intimate Experiences, kink, personal boundaries, pleasure seeking, sexual exploration, taboo

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1381
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Farms Harvested:	442	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2064
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Animals Bred:	165

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! Join us and discover a world where the best and worst things you’ve put up your ass are just the beginning of the crazy adventures that await you. From diamond pickaxes to enchanted golden apples, there’s no limit to the insanity you’ll encounter on our server. So come on, join us and see what kind of shenanigans you can get into – just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers!

CraftyPutin’sKremlin

Allies, Arming, bbc news, Conflict, CraftyPutinsKremlin, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Military, nuclear weapons, peace negotiations, Politics, putin, sanctions, SECURITY, south korea, Ukraine, Vladimir Putin, Warning

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8005
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Alien Abductions:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Magic Items Found:	3947	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

so, like, u ever wanted to play minecraft on a server where putin himself warns south korea about arming ukraine? well, this server is the place for u! come join us for some epic gameplay and crazy shenanigans. u never know what will happen next, maybe putin will show up in game and give u a warning too. join now for the most insane minecraft experience ever!

CatProofOnOff

cat friendly, cat owners, cat-proofing, CatProofOnOff, computer accessories, computer design, computer maintenance, computer setup, computer usability, desktop PCs, ergonomic design, feline behavior, front placement, INCONVENIENCE, on/off button, pet owners, power button, Technology, top placement, user experience, user interface

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	694
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where cats rule the world, man. like, they’re the ones in charge and they’re the ones you gotta impress to survive. if you don’t pet enough cats, you get banished to the nether realm, where you gotta fight off zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot. but if you show those cats enough love, they’ll grant you magical powers like flying on a broomstick or turning into a giant chicken. it’s a wild ride, man. come join us and let the cats decide your fate. meow.

HighCrafters: Tolerance Edition

addiction, Cannabis, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, Daily use, drug tolerance, drug tolerance development, drug tolerance research, drug use, Edition, HighCrafters, impairments, long-term effects, Marijuana, memory tasks, occasional use, psychoactive effects, reaction time, substance abuse, Thc, tolerance

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6134
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Votes:	3135	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

LOL come join dis epic Minecraft server where we blaze it up daily and build some crazy sh*t! If you smoke weed erryday, you’ll be a pro at building epic structures and dodging creepers like a ninja. But if you only smoke occasionally, watch out cuz your reaction time gonna be slower than a snail on Xanax. So come join us and get lit while crafting some dank memes!

UnityCraft Minecraft Server

acceptance, Awareness, Community, discrimination, Diversity, empowerment, exclusion, forced unity, Homophobia, ignorance, INEQUALITY, leadership, LGBTQ, marginalized groups, Minecraft, prejudice, representation, Respect, Server, social dynamics, social justice, Unity, UnityCraft

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5907
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Falling into the Void:	2

Are you tired of being ignored for being fabulous on other servers? Look no further, because on our server, we celebrate all the homos! Our leader, EN4, is so fabulous that even the Ender Dragon bows down to them. Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored creepers, glittery diamonds, and the best drag queen performances you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Don’t miss out on the party of a lifetime!

EpicFailCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9988
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	35	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	359
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Oh, let me tell you the tale of the server that shall not be named. This server was so epic, so legendary, that it was destined for greatness. But alas, its downfall came when a group of mischievous creepers decided to band together and launch a full-scale attack on the server. The admins tried to fight them off, but the creepers were just too powerful. And so, the server fell into chaos and disarray.

But fear not, for a new dawn has risen! Join our revamped server now and experience the thrill of battling against hordes of evil creepers, building magnificent structures, and embarking on epic quests. Plus, we have a secret hidden treasure that only the bravest of players can uncover. So come join us, and let’s make this server the most epic one yet!

CarCrashSisNoRide

aita, borrowing car, car accident, CarCrashSisNoRide, consequences, consequences of actions, family, Job, new car, parents, refusing, saving up, selfish, sister, split opinion, stranded, texting while driving, totaled car, wrecked car

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	6957
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8

So, my sister (26F) crashed her car because she was too busy texting and driving like a maniac. Now she’s begging me to borrow my car because she can’t be bothered to get her own wheels. But sorry sis, I need my car for my totally legit job of hunting down creepers and building epic structures in Minecraft.

Mom thinks I should be a good sister and help her out, but Dad knows what’s up. I can’t risk my car being wrecked by her reckless driving skills. Plus, she hasn’t even started saving up for a new car – like, come on, sis, get it together.

Join our Minecraft server where we don’t let reckless drivers borrow our virtual cars and where we build epic virtual worlds without any distractions. Sorry, sis, but you gotta face the consequences of your actions – no car borrowing for you! #SorryNotSorry #MinecraftLife

CerealCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6930
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

Do you enjoy starting your day off with a hearty breakfast of creepers and zombies? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional lava pit). Our community is filled with friendly players who are always up for a good laugh and a crazy building challenge. So come on over and join us for a breakfast of champions – Minecraft style!

Respawn in Heaven

after death beliefs, after death experiences, Afterlife, afterlife theories, beyond the grave, death, eternal life, existentialism, Heaven, Hell, judgment day, Life after death., mortality, Near Death Experience, Reincarnation, respawn, Soul, spirituality, the afterlife, the unknown, what happens when we die

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2391
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Emeralds Found:	1346	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Are you tired of boring old servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, on our server, you’ll find out what happens to you after death in the most hilarious way possible! When you die, you’ll be greeted by a team of dancing llamas who will escort you to the afterlife filled with endless diamond blocks and flying pigs. But beware, if you were a griefer in your past life, you’ll be stuck in a never-ending loop of being chased by angry creepers! Join us now for a chance to experience the most outrageous afterlife in Minecraft history!