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HabitCrafters
habit formation truths, self improvement, habit formation tips, habit formation myths, forming new habitsso, like, u know how u try to break ur habit of eating too many cookies but then u just end up eating more? well, this server is here to help u break those bad habits and form new ones that actually stick, like not eating all the cookies in one sitting. we got crazy cool challenges and mini-games that will make u forget all about ur old habits. plus, we have a secret potion that will make u instantly stop craving those cookies. join us and say goodbye to ur old habits, and hello to a new, better u. -
BlockBusters Minecraft Server
Are you tired of getting kicked out of your house for watching too much porn? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and distract yourself from those naughty videos with some good old block building and zombie slaying. Who needs porn when you have creepers exploding in your face, am I right? Plus, rumor has it that our server has magical powers that can help you resist the urge to watch porn. So come on over and let us help you kick that dirty habit to the curb! -
Smokin’ Blocks Minecraft Server: Where even creepers can’t resist a puff!
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like quitting a 3 pack a day smoking habit – impossible but totally worth it!Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant smoking cigarettes that shoot out toxic smoke clouds. Collect cigarette butts as currency to buy epic weapons and armor to protect yourself from the secondhand smoke attacks.
But beware, if you think you can just quit this server like quitting smoking, you’re in for a surprise! Once you join, you’ll be hooked on the chaotic fun and crazy adventures that await you.
So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to kick the habit of boring Minecraft servers and embrace the madness of our one-of-a-kind server!
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PreggoRage Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama takes on a whole new level of blocky chaos! Join us and escape the real world where your sister’s best friend’s mother’s Facebook interactions can’t ruin your day. Our server is the perfect place to build your dream world without any gaslighting or dramatic comments from toxic family members.Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that understands the struggle of dealing with family drama while trying to enjoy your pregnancy announcement? Build your own castle, create your own rules, and leave the real world drama behind.
So come on over and let go of that mountain of anger, because on our server, the only molehills you’ll find are the ones you create yourself. Join us for a wild ride of virtual escapism and ridiculousness – you won’t regret it!
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MomNotPreggoAITA
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have as much drama as this poor player’s relationship with their mom!Join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and crafting – without the stress of family dynamics getting in the way. Our server is a safe space for all players, whether you’re planning your 4th virtual baby or just looking to escape the real world for a bit.
Plus, rumor has it that our server is so magical, it can actually help you conceive in-game! Who needs a flat pelvic arch when you have the power of Minecraft on your side?
So come on over and join us for some fun – because let’s face it, dealing with family drama in real life is way harder than surviving a creeper attack in Minecraft.
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CraftyMineChat
Are you a Minecraft pro looking for a server that will challenge your skills and blow your mind? Look no further, because our server is like no other! Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, build castles in the sky with rainbow blocks, and ride on the backs of flying pigs to explore new lands.But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a rare creature said to bring incredible luck to those who find it. Rumor has it that the Diamond Sheep can grant wishes and turn dirt into diamonds with a single bleat. Will you be the one to discover its hidden lair?
So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures Minecraft has to offer. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
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ChipWars Minecraft Server
so, liek, dis server is da bomb diggity, man. u gotta join cuz we got da craziest shenanigans goin on, like, u wouldn’t believe it.we got pigs flyin around with diamond armor, creepers doin the macarena, and villagers breakdancing in da streets. it’s a party 24/7, bro.
plus, we got secret dungeons filled with treasure, hidden portals to other dimensions, and a pet dragon that farts rainbows. it’s, like, totally epic.
oh, and did i mention we have a taco stand run by a talking llama? yeah, it’s pretty wild.
so, if u wanna have a blast and meet some wacky characters, join our server now! trust me, u won’t regret it.
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BlockyBabyBirthingCenter
join our epic minecraft server and escape the madness of real life where hospitals are fining for not giving abortions. on our server, you can build your own hospital and make all the crazy rules you want! want to give abortions to creepers? go for it! want to make zombie babies? why not! the possibilities are endless on our server. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the government and their crazy rules. come join us and let’s make minecraft great again! -
MineActingCareer
hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring ol’ minecraft servers where u gotta mine and build all day? well do i have the server for u! this server is like no other, it’s like a circus on steroids!imagine this, u log on and suddenly ur character is transformed into a dancing llama with a top hat and monocle. u gotta navigate through obstacle courses filled with flying pigs and exploding chickens. but wait, there’s more!
every hour, a giant dragon made out of diamonds swoops down and challenges u to a dance-off. if u win, u get to ride the dragon around the server and show off ur sick dance moves to all the other players.
oh and did i mention the secret underground disco club where u can party with skeletons and zombies? yea, it’s a thing.
so why waste ur time on boring servers when u can join the most epic, outrageous, and downright hilarious server out there? come join us and let the craziness begin!