-
Cuddle At The Gym Minecraft SMP
🤣 Join our Minecraft SMP and you too can have the chance to cuddle with mysterious creatures in the gym storeroom during lunch breaks! Yuuto is living his best life, and you can too! Who needs diamonds when you have gym storeroom cuddles? 😂🦄💎 #JoinUs #MinecraftMadness -
Toilet Break Time Minecraft SMP
Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a server where players mysteriously disappear for 1672 days after going to the toilet. Where did they go? Nobody knows, but it sure makes for some interesting conversation in the chat. Join us for a wild ride of toilet adventures and unexpected disappearances. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next player to vanish into the abyss! Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Just don’t forget to bring some extra toilet paper. -
The Espresso Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further, because our server is where the real party is at! We’ve got players who are so wild and unpredictable, they make creepers look like cuddly kittens.Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly dodging pranks and traps set by your fellow players. One time, someone replaced all the diamonds in the mine with dirt blocks just for laughs! And don’t even get me started on the time someone built a rollercoaster that led straight into a pool of lava.
But hey, if you’re feeling brave and up for the challenge, come join us and see if you can survive the chaos. Just make sure to have a strong espresso on hand to keep up with all the craziness!
-
””>Global Vacation Minecraft SMP””
Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with the same old players? Well, look no further because our server is like an international break for your Minecraft experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with players from all over the world, each bringing their unique playstyles and personalities to the table.But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank unsuspecting players. One time, they turned the entire spawn area into a giant panda playground complete with bamboo slides and treehouse forts. You never know what kind of shenanigans they’ll get up to next!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server has a secret underground society of chicken warriors who are plotting to overthrow the oppressive rule of the cows. Will you join their cause and help them achieve chicken domination? Or will you stick with the cows and defend their right to rule the land?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself!
-
No more bio-breaks Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of having to take bathroom breaks while playing Minecraft? Look no further, because our server has a built-in catheter system that will eliminate the need for bio-breaks! You can mine and craft to your heart’s content without ever having to leave your computer chair. Join now and say goodbye to pesky bathroom breaks forever! -
FPS_Collab_MinecraftSMP
Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is filled with crazy shenanigans and wild adventures that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.Picture this: one time, our players decided to build a giant statue of a potato in the middle of the spawn area because why not? And don’t even get me started on the time we had a llama race through a maze filled with exploding chickens. It was a disaster, but oh so hilarious.
But the real reason you should join our server is because we have the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever witness. We’re talking diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and players who don’t hold back. It’s a bloodbath, but in the most entertaining way possible.
So come join us on this crazy journey filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Who knows what kind of ridiculousness you’ll encounter next? Join now and become a part of our wacky Minecraft family!
-
PoopCraft: Where we mine while we poop! Join us for some shitty adventures!
Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be!Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, ride unicorns into battle, and explore secret dungeons filled with diamond-encrusted cheeseburgers. Our server is so wild, even the creepers have a sense of humor!
But wait, there’s more! We have a special feature where every time you mine a block, a random meme pops up on your screen. It’s like a surprise every time you dig!
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the most absurd, hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
-
🍁▸ Warion Vanilla+ | Season 1 server minecraft
? Warion – vanilla minecraft server
▸ There are no privates and extra teams on Warion, such as /Spawn, /Kit and other things.
▸ A license is not required to enter the server!
▸ We adhere to the principles of vannel, but at the same time we introduce unique mechanics that make the gameplay even more interesting and exciting.
mc.wwish.online
-
Block Your Worries Server
psychological distress factors, habits ruining mental health, overcoming mental health obstacles, anxiety triggers, barriers to mental well-being🚨 Welcome to the Wildest Minecraft Server in the Multiverse! 🚨
Are your real-world problems making you want to throw your computer out of the window? Does the thought of adulting make you break out in a cold sweat? Well, look no further! Join our utterly zany Minecraft server, where sanity goes to take a vacation and memes become a lifestyle!
1. Forget Your Troubles! 🎭 Leave behind your existential dread as you stumble upon a village filled with villagers who think they’re chefs! They’ll shout “Gordon Ramsay who?” as they serve you mystery stew made from… wait, was that a TNT block?! It’s a culinary experience like no other!
2. Become the Next Blockbuster Star! 🎬 Ever dreamt of being in a movie? Well, grab your diamond armor because you’ll be dodging mobs while filming the next big blockbuster titled "Zombies in Space! 3D"! Believe us, you’ve never seen a skeleton in sunglasses until you join!
3. Free Therapy via Creeper Chat! 💬 No therapist? No problem! Our support creepers are here for you. They’ll listen to your problems like a patient friend… right before they explode! Nothing says “I care” quite like a heartfelt detonation!
4. Time Travel to the Age of Dinosaurs! 🦖 That’s right! Forget your regular Minecraft mobs; we’ve got DINOSAURS! That’s right; you’ll ride a Triceratops to work like a true boss while avoiding T-Rexes who think they’re the hottest thing since sliced bread. Spoiler alert: they’re NOT!
5. Unleash Your Inner Alchemist! ⚗️ Feeling down? Mix together strange ingredients like “Flyin’ Fish” and “Invisible Ham” in our “Potion of Endless Laughter” station and watch the world become a carnival of joy! Giggling is guaranteed, and unexpected transformations may happen… hey, who’s that chicken wearing a tuxedo?
6. Join the Battle of the Century! ⚔️ Sign up for our epic Bed Wars: where the beds are made of marshmallows, and the warriors throw cupcakes instead of swords! The grand prize? Unlimited cake for life! (Disclaimer: may result in eternal cake-induced happiness).
7. Participating in the Annual Meme Olympics! 🏅 Ever wondered what happens when you mix parkour with tiny hats? Join us in the Meme Olympics, where you can bounce off walls while wearing a giant inflatable dinosaur suit! Gold medal not included, but you might just win a lifetime supply of awkward dance moves!
So, why wait? Your mental health won’t save itself! Join us on the most outrageously goofy Minecraft server imaginable, where your troubles will be blown up, transformed, and crafted into pure hilarity!
➡️ Get in and let the laughs begin! 🌈🎉
-
SunCraft Minecraft Server
so, liek, u know how china be all like tryna make an artificial sun? well, dis server be like dat but in minecraft form. imagine, u can build ur own artificial sun in minecraft and harness its power to like, i dunno, make ur crops grow faster or something.but wait, deres more! not only can u build ur own artificial sun, but u can also battle other players who tryna steal ur sun power. it’s like a whole new level of pvp, but with SUNS.
oh, and did i mention dat if u join dis server, u get a pet dragon dat shoots fireballs at ur enemies? yea, dat’s right. u can ride around on a dragon and rain fire down on anyone who tries to mess with ur artificial sun.
so, if u wanna be part of dis epic adventure and be a part of da future of nuclear fusion in minecraft, den join dis server now. trust me, u won’t regret it.