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Floofy Titties Minecraft SMP: S/Fur Bread Ride

Adventure, Animals, animation, Bread, bread ride, Characters, Colorful, cute, Entertainment, FANTASY, floofy, Fluffy, Furry, mares, Minecraft, muh floof, Popular, Ride, s/fur, SFur, Small, smp, Tails, titties, tv shows

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4837
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Farms Harvested:	544	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only requirement for joining is having a fur bread ride with floofy titties and tails! Why? Because muh floof, that’s why! We don’t discriminate against any type of floof, whether it’s from a fluffy bunny or a majestic lion.

But wait, there’s more! We have small colorful mares from popular TV shows running around the server, adding an extra level of chaos and excitement. Who wouldn’t want to ride around on a My Little Pony while building their dream castle?

So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure filled with fur bread rides, floofy titties, and colorful mares. Just be prepared for the unexpected and the absurd, because anything can happen in this crazy Minecraft world!

Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server

Adventure, big mom, blocky, cousins, Dragon.., elbaf, imu, Lafitte, loki, Luffy’s mom, Minecraft, one piece, Perospero, Rocks’ crew, schizocrafting theories, Server, Shanks, Vegapunk

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4009
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Runes Activated:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Farms Harvested:	244
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	9908
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
New Chunks Explored:	244769	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question everything you thought you knew about crafting? Look no further than our server, where we have the most outrageous schizocrafting theories you’ve ever heard!

Join us and discover the hidden secrets of the Minecraft universe, like how Lafitte from Rocks’ crew faked his death just like the real Lafitte (mind blown, right?). And get ready for the shocking revelation that Imu is actually Luffy’s mom – who saw that coming?

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll encounter not one, but TWO Lokis on Elbaf. And don’t even get us started on the crazy family connections, like Shanks and Dragon being long-lost cousins. And guess what? Perospero is actually the secret love child of Big Mom and Vegapunk.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with insane theories and mind-blowing revelations, join our Minecraft server now. Just be prepared for your brain to explode with all the craziness that awaits you. See you there, crafters!

”’IT’S UP!”’ Minecraft SMP

#youtube, Backstage, clip, Entertainment, Heyman, Incident, interview, IT’S UP, knife stabbing, Minecraft, Netflix, Paul Heyman, Shane, shane mcmahon, smp, Story, upload, Video, Vince, Vince McMahon, wrestling, wwe

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2474
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s crazier than Vince McMahon’s backstage drama? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even Paul Heyman would be speechless. Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and more drama than a WWE pay-per-view. Who needs Netflix when you can experience the thrill of our server firsthand? Don’t miss out on the action – join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our chaotic world. Remember, in our server, anything can happen – even a Vince/Shane knife stabbing story!

Mom’s KitchenCraft

adulting, age and skills, communication problems, cooking lessons, cooking skills, culinary education, defending spouse, EMBARRASSMENT, family dinner, family dynamics, generational differences, kitchen etiquette, kitchen mishaps, kitchen responsibilities, KitchenCraft, marital conflicts, marriage issues, moms, Pathetic, teaching cooking, traditional gender roles, wife can’t cook

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7441
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where cutting fruit is a crucial skill for survival! Join us and learn how to properly hold a knife while slicing through pixelated watermelons and apples.

We pride ourselves on teaching valuable life skills, like cooking and defending your spouse’s inability to cook. Our community is full of supportive players who will guide you through the art of culinary mastery, even if it means embarrassing you in front of your mother-in-law.

So come on down to our server and show off your knife skills while defending your honor against fruit-cutting critiques. Who knew Minecraft could be so deliciously dramatic?

BlockBusterMinecraftSMP

BlockBusterMinecraftSMP, cinematic phrases, classic movies, clever comebacks, comedy, Entertainment, famous dialogues, famous quotes, film industry, funny, humor, iconic quotes, memorable lines, movie quotes, movie scenes, movie taglines, one-liners, Parody, pop culture, sarcastic quotes, witty remarks

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8443
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Alien Abductions:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Enchantments Applied:	122
Zombie Dances:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Towns Built:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a good time or else we’ll send a pack of angry llamas after you! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant roller coaster that launches players into the stratosphere, or if you’re brave enough to face off against the legendary Ender Chicken boss that shoots explosive eggs at you. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. So come on, join us and make some memories that will have you saying “I’m the king of the world, you piece of shit!”

BlocktopiaCraft: Mind-Blowing Fun!

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	459
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Void Gems Collected:	27	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Did you know that our Minecraft server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of pixelated building? That’s right, these llamas have built entire cities out of blocks and even have their own llama-themed currency called “Llamacoin”! Join our server and witness the epic llama takeover of the Minecraft world – it’s a fact that will blow your mind and leave you laughing all the way to the llama bank!

HackCraft: US Domains Seized

criminal activity, cyber attack, cyber espionage, Cyber Security, cyber warfare, cybercrime, department of justice, domain seizure, Domains, fbi, HackCraft, HACKING, international relations, internet domains, investigation, law enforcement, online crime, online threats, Russian hackers, seized, Seizes, Technology, US

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2869
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	24
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	220	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	198

so, like, u know how the US is always tryna be all up in everyone’s business? well, they just went and seized some internet domains that they think were used by russian hackers. like, can u even imagine? but don’t worry, we got a minecraft server that’s totally hacker-free. like, no russians allowed, bro. come join us and build some sick pixel art of uncle sam flipping off putin. it’s gonna be lit, fam. #merica #minecraftftw

Crafty Masturbating Miners

awkward, Communication, Crafty, cybersex, digital etiquette, digital interaction, EMBARRASSING, INTIMATE, masturbating, Messaging, messaging habits, miners, ONLINE, online behavior, Personal, privacy, Private, sexting, social media, taboo, Technology, Texting

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2671
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Astral Projections Made:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	132	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

join dis server if u wanna experience da most epic adventures in all of minecraft history. we got llamas dat can rap battle u, creepers dat do da macarena, n villagers dat sell u enchanted diamond panties. u can even ride a giant chicken into battle against a dragon dat farts rainbows. plus, if u join now, u get a free pet zombie dat tells dad jokes. so what r u waiting for? come join da madness and be part of da craziest minecraft community ever! oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yeah, it’s lit.

⭐ EXEN ⭐ survival 🏅 bosses 🍉 Minecraft server

Bosses, classic, customizations, Donations, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Exen, Hardcore, Imbalance, Levels, minecraft server, No Dupe, No Mini-Games, No Wipes, price tags, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Skills, Survival, Two Years, update, Vanilla, weather conditions

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	874
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Votes:	992	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Potions Brewed:	98	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Star Shards Collected:	84	Meteorites Collected:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

EXEN is a classic survival server! Defeat bosses in dungeons. Test your survival skills in the living world of EXEN in dangerous weather conditions, with an advanced system of skills and levels, where everything will depend on your skills!

From an economy with personal price tags

to the customizations available to you!

No imbalance, only the most important.

We invite you to an update in honor of

two years of server operation!

185.186.143.152:25720

The Banana Network: Where even the creepers slip on banana peels!

banana, butchery, chisel & bits, cluttered, community-driven, CREEPERS, Curseforge, discord server, Extra Dimensions, farmers delight, gaming servers, Halloween events, HANDCRAFTED, Let’s Do mods, Macaw’s mods, Network, peels, plenty more decor and block options, Slip, smp, the aether, the bumblezone

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2001
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Buildings Constructed:	41
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

The Banana Network Minecraft Server

Essential Mods
100+ Origins
Create + addons
Massive Dungeons
Armourer’s Workshop
Customizable Player Models
Farmer’s Delight + addons
Let’s Do mods
Butchery
Chisel & Bits
Macaw’s Mods
Handcrafted
Cluttered
Plenty more decor and block options

Extra Dimensions

The Aether
The Bumblezone

Modpack Link

–[ THE BANANA NETWORK ]–

Join our constantly evolving community driven by its members, and their interests. We have plenty of things to do, including our official Banana Network gaming servers. Bring your friends, or make new ones. Everyone is welcome here.

Join our Discord Server

FAQs

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	Simply download the modpack from the provided link and follow the instructions to join The Banana Network’s Minecraft server.
Are there any special events happening on the server?	Yes, we currently have Halloween events ongoing. Join us for some spooky fun!
Can I invite my friends to play on the server?	Absolutely! Bring your friends along to enjoy the Vanilla+++ experience with you.
What sets The Banana Network server apart from others?	Our server offers a unique modpack with essential mods for customization and automation, along with extra dimensions to explore.

Trans Parent Minecraft Server

Abuse, acceptance, coming out, coping with rejection, discrimination, emotional trauma, family rejection, Gender Identity, hate crimes, healing from trauma, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, lgbtq rights, mental health, Minecraft, Parent, parental rejection, seeking help, self-acceptance, Server, Support, Trans, Transgender, violence

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9229
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Secret Passages Found:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Love Letters Sent:	15	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	10

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and looking for a place to escape to? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Our community is so welcoming and inclusive that even creepers would feel at home. Join us for a fun and safe space where you can be yourself without fear of judgment or getting blown up by an angry parent. Plus, our virtual Hell is way cooler than the one your mom mentioned. So come on over and let’s build a world where acceptance and creativity reign supreme!