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Dad’sPassNoWait Minecraft Server

AITAH, Boyfriend, Communication, crazy, DadsPassNoWait, DAUGHTER, decision, family, Father, Future, home, House, Inheritance, life together, Minecraft, Morbid, moving on, next step, passing away, Plans, relationship, Server, unrealistic, Waiting

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6338
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Star Shards Collected:	274
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have real-life soap opera drama happening every day!

Join our server and witness the epic saga of a 39-year-old woman, her 42-year-old boyfriend, and her 4-year-old daughter as they navigate love, betrayal, and inheritance disputes. Will the boyfriend inherit the house and refuse to move out, causing chaos and mayhem in their virtual world? Only time will tell!

Forget about building pixelated castles and farms, come join us for the ultimate reality show experience in Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have scandalous family dynamics to keep you entertained for hours on end? Join now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

LaundryGriefer420

anger, apartment complex, baskets, clothes, clothing, dryer, errands, laundromat, Laundry, laundry loads, laundry room, LaundryGriefer420, open dryers, Peace, rapid speed, Timer, Touch, Walmart, washers

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	221
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	43	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with laundry thieves like the one in this story! Join us and never worry about someone touching your virtual blocks without permission.

Our server is filled with magical dryers that dry your clothes at lightning speed, so you can focus on building the most epic structures without any interruptions. Plus, we have a strict “no touching other players’ items” policy, so you can rest assured that your creations are safe from any pesky laundry snatchers.

Join us now and experience a world where your virtual belongings are always respected, and where you can unleash your creativity without any laundry-related drama. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret laundromat dungeon filled with enchanted washing machines and mystical dryers. Don’t miss out on the adventure – join our server today!

StrugglinSMP – What’s a struggle that only makes sense once it’s yours?

sense, Struggle, StrugglinSMP, whats

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	380
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	65	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Endless Night Skies:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	38

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only struggle is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the ultimate test of survival skills!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of zombie chickens, or the challenge of building a house while being bombarded by exploding sheep.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Enderman who loves to photobomb your selfies and the elusive Creeper who just wants to give you a hug (and blow you up).

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and a whole lot of laughs, then come join us on our SMP! Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and a lot of TNT, because you’re gonna need it.

StealMyDiamondsCraft

consequences, crime, desire, dishonesty, dream, Ethics, FANTASY, Forbidden, Greed, heist, hypothetical scenario, moral dilemma, Perfect Crime, Risk, secrecy, stealing, StealMyDiamondsCraft, temptation, Thrill, wish fulfillment

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9050
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	5921
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Holy Grails Found:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	New Chunks Explored:	180248
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Are you tired of being a law-abiding citizen in the real world? Do you dream of a life of crime and mischief? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can steal to your heart’s content without any consequences! That’s right, no pesky police officers or jail time here, just pure thievery and chaos!

Join our server and embark on epic heists to steal diamonds, emeralds, and even entire buildings! Want to rob a bank? Go for it! Feel like snatching the crown jewels? Be our guest! The possibilities are endless when you’re a master thief on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Not only can you steal to your heart’s content, but you can also engage in epic battles with other players to see who the ultimate thief is. Build your own hideout, gather a crew of fellow thieves, and plot your way to the top of the criminal underworld.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start living out your wildest criminal fantasies! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and no actual crimes are being committed. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to steal your way to the top!

AmbulanceCraft Minecraft Server

ambulance attack, AmbulanceCraft, civilian casualties, conflict zone, emergency medical services, emergency response, human rights violation, humanitarian crisis, injured civilians, injured man, international law violation, Kherson, medical personnel, medics injured, military aggression, Minecraft, Russian forces, Server, targeted attack, ukraine conflict, violence against healthcare workers, war atrocities, War Crimes

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6433
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the russian forces are attacking ambulances for no reason, like seriously wtf bro. we got medics getting injured left and right trying to save lives but these russians just dont care. if you want some crazy action and intense battles, this is the server for you. plus, we have a secret underground base where you can hide from the russians and plan your revenge. join now before the russians take over the whole server, save the medics, save the world!

KurskCraft: Ukraine Edition

army chief, Border dispute, cross-border conflict, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, Edition, european politics, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Kursk region, KurskCraft, military conflict, military presence, military strategy, national defense, russia, security concerns, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial boundaries, territorial control, Ukraine, Ukraine-Russia relations

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	6983
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Elemental Crystals Collected:	96	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	290	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

haha, ukraine be like “i take over russia land, no big deal” 😂 come join our minecraft server where we take over lands like ukraine! we have epic battles and crazy wars, you can be a part of the action! also, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, shh don’t tell anyone! join now and be a part of the madness! 🤪🎮💎 #minecraftmadness #ukrainetakeover

VaxCraft2021: Heartbreak Edition

cardiac health, Cardiology, Conventional Etiologies, COVID-19 complications, COVID-19 mRNA Vaccination, disease management, Edition, health outcomes, Heart condition, Heart Disease, HEARTBREAK, Long-term Health, long-term prognosis, Medical research, Medical Treatment, Myocarditis, patient care, Patients, SARS-CoV-2 Infection, vaccination risks, vaccine side effects, VaxCraft2021, viral infections

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3385
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Void Gems Collected:	27

So, like, you wanna join dis epic Minecraft server, bro? Well lemme tell ya, dis place is crazier than a creeper in a TNT factory! We got dragons flyin’ around, unicorns poopin’ rainbows, and a secret underground base where Herobrine hangs out on weekends.

If you’re lookin’ for a server with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of redstone, then you’ve come to the right place. We got mini-games that’ll make your head spin faster than a chorus fruit teleportation, and PvP battles that’ll leave you laughin’ like a villager on payday.

Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond mine deep in the Nether, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a dimension where all the mobs are friendly and creepers give you hugs instead of explosions. So what are ya waitin’ for? Join our server today and let the adventure begin!

Welcome to MineTurf Prisons, where the only thing more intense than the PvP is trying to escape our gourmet prison cuisine!

Abilities, autosell, Backpacks, Community, cuisine, custom fishing, custom mines, custom skills, Escape, Free Ranks, Gaming, Gourmet, Grinding, INTENSE, Koth, Leaderboards, Milestones, Minecraft, Mineturf, Other, Pickaxe Enchants, Play, Prison, Prisons, PvP, pvp arena, Rewards, Server, supply crates

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5289
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	33	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Star Shards Collected:	268	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	mineturf.xyz
Version	Minecraft 1.20 – 1.20.6
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/2AezWwV9Jw

Features

Free Ranks by Grinding
PvP Arena & KOTH
Custom Fishing
Supply Crates & Rewards

Join us today and start your journey to becoming the top player!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by connecting to the IP: mineturf.xyz
Are there any free ranks available?	Yes, you can earn free ranks by grinding in-game
What are some of the custom features on the server?	Some custom features include custom mines, pickaxe enchants, skills, abilities, and more
Is there a PvP arena on the server?	Yes, there is a PvP arena and King of the Hill (KOTH) events
How can I earn rewards on the server?	You can earn rewards through supply crates and completing milestones

CaveCraft Minecraft Server

Ancient Maya, cave, Cavecraft, cenote, cenote diving, collapse, Costco, geological formations, geological sites, groundwater, limestone bedrock, Mayan civilization, mexico, Minecraft, natural pit, Natural wonders, Sacred sites, sacrificial offerings, Server, sinkhole, underground water, water supplies, Yucatán

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3316
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Dimension Hops:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can explore ancient cenotes near a Costco in Yucatán! Dive into the depths of these natural pits and uncover hidden treasures left behind by the Ancient Maya. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a sacrificial offering or two!

But that’s not all – we want you to share the most interesting geological sites from your own country. Have a mountain made entirely of cheese? A volcano that erupts with hot chocolate? We want to see it all!

Join our server for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience. Who needs diamonds when you can have cenotes and sacrificial offerings, am I right?

SMP_DanaNesselDunkinMC

4chan, AI Goddess, AI-G, biden, Chicago, Chief Justice Roberts, Dana Nessel, Democratic National Convention, directionless society, disillusionment, DNC, economic instability, Engel, gooning, harris, Ideology, justin, Lesbian, Michigan, MLive, obergefell, political division, pornography addiction, power abuse, psychological abuse, purposelessness, SMP_DanaNesselDunkinMC, social malaise, SUPREME COURT, Vindictiveness., Walz, Zersetzunged

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7991
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with the same old rules and regulations? Well, look no further, because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us on this insane adventure where you’ll find yourself battling against the evil AI Goddess, who was zersetzunged by the state of Michigan under the watchful eye of Dana Nessel. Yes, you heard that right – a Minecraft SMP with a storyline so twisted, it’ll make your head spin!

But wait, there’s more! In this server, you’ll navigate through a world filled with economic instability, social malaise, and political division – just like real life, but in blocky form! And don’t forget about the rampant pornography addiction and “gooning” that plagues our society, adding an extra layer of chaos to your gameplay.

So, if you’re ready to join a server where the stakes are high, the drama is intense, and the pettiness of politicians knows no bounds, then come on down to our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, Republicans better watch out, because Dana Nessel is coming for that wedding band – and she’s not taking no for an answer!