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Blocky Unemployment: Where even Steve can’t find work

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6057
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dimension Hops:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Towns Built:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Are you tired of adulting and ready to escape to a world where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride where you can battle giant chickens, ride pigs into battle, and even tame a dragon to fly around the server. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you entertained with their crazy antics and hilarious builds.

But that’s not all – we have secret treasure hunts, where you can find hidden loot and become the richest player on the server. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can explore our custom dungeons filled with rare mobs and epic loot.

So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and join us for a wacky and wonderful Minecraft experience that will have you laughing out loud!

Crafty Holostars – Where Hololive meets Minecraft… and chaos ensues!

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7285
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Votes:	6657	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Astral Projections Made:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is normal and predictable? Well, look no further because our server is anything but normal! Join us at Minewind for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a group of flying pigs swoop down and start dancing around you. And just when you think things couldn’t get any weirder, a giant chicken wearing a top hat challenges you to a dance-off. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. Who knew creepers had such killer dance skills?

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us at Minewind for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience? Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything goes!

Steve’s Side Chick Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	666
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Dimension Hops:	15
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	123	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your wildest dreams come true? Look no further because on this server, Eve is not just a player, she’s my wife! That’s right, you can join our server and witness the epic love story of me and Eve as we build our virtual empire together. Who needs real-life relationships when you can have a Minecraft wife, am I right?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft creatures you’ll ever encounter. From rainbow-colored creepers to flying pigs that drop diamonds, you’ll never know what surprises await you around every corner. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden llama that poops out enchanted golden apples.

Join our server today and experience the craziest adventures, the most ridiculous shenanigans, and the most unforgettable moments you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Who needs reality when you have a Minecraft wife and a world full of absurdity waiting for you?

BoomerCraft: Where the Only Diamonds We Mine Are in Our Dentures

>20 years old, BoomerCraft, bro I’m just 20, Dentures, diamonds, focused on my facial hair, just looked at myself in the mirror, some of it is gray, what the heck

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	9365
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Endless Night Skies:	5	Animals Bred:	105
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Star Shards Collected:	68
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83

Are you tired of feeling old and gray at the ripe old age of 20? Join our Minecraft server and reverse the aging process with our magical pixelated potions! Watch as your character transforms into a youthful, vibrant version of themselves, complete with a luscious beard or flowing locks of hair. Say goodbye to premature aging and hello to eternal youth on our server!

TinyBlockPenis Prison: Where size really does matter in Minecraft!

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6201
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Are you tired of being judged for the size of your pickaxe? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We believe in equality for all sizes, big or small! Join us and never worry about your block-breaking abilities being questioned again. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself has a tiny pickaxe, so you’ll be in good company! Join now and let your small penis roam free in a safe and accepting environment.

Sandwich Sluts Minecraft Server: Tribbing and Crafting Fun!

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3547
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	296	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Ores Mined:	3942	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that on this server, there is a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha. Not only that, but the diamonds are said to sing sweet melodies to anyone who mines them. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. But beware, for there are rumors of a mysterious player known only as “The Cum Tribber” who roams the land, leaving his mark on unsuspecting players. So come join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world of wonder and chaos!

Pixelated Pranks: The LOLcraft Server

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	7661
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	390	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the pixelated universe!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of rainbow-colored creepers, or if you want to build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?).

We have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing, and they’re always looking for new recruits to join their funky crew.

Oh, and did we mention that our server is guarded by a giant pink unicorn who shoots lasers from its eyes? Yeah, it’s pretty epic.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let the madness begin!

CraftyCreeperz: Where we write the best Minecraft adventures, just like Uncharted 2 and 4!

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3980
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Runes Activated:	4	Love Letters Sent:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Void Gems Collected:	20
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Chimeras Created:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further, because our server was created by the mastermind behind some of the most successful video games of all time! That’s right, this server was crafted by the same genius who wrote Uncharted 2 and 4, directed The Last of Us, and even created the most watched HBO Max show ever!

Join us on this epic journey where you can build, mine, and explore in a world like no other. Our CEO founder has brought his expertise and creativity to make this server the ultimate gaming experience. Don’t listen to the haters who try to deny his success, come see for yourself why this server is the talk of the town. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the adventure begin!

AngloCraft: Where the only language is ‘F*** you non-anglos!’

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4467
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	551
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Ores Mined:	778	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we dominate all non-anglos with our superior language skills! Join us if you want to witness the ultimate language battle where we crush all those who dare to speak anything other than English. Our players are so fluent in English that even the mobs in the game are starting to speak it too! So come on, join us and show off your language prowess or get ready to be defeated by the power of the English language!

Crafty Killers – Minecraft meets Dead By Daylight in /dbdg/ server

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5948
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we’ve taken Dead By Daylight and turned it into a wild and wacky adventure! Picture this: you and your friends can either be the survivors trying to repair generators and escape, or you can be the killer trying to catch them and sacrifice them for…reasons.

Join us for our Bugfix Patch event where we promise to fix all the bugs in the game…or at least try to. Or how about our All Things Wicked Chapter Trailer, where things get so wicked, you won’t know what hit you!

Our developer update for March 2024 is so exciting, you’ll be on the edge of your seat waiting for the next update. And don’t forget to download our DBD Icon Collabs 2019-2022, because who wouldn’t want to show off their killer style in Minecraft?

So come on down to our server where the only rule is: 473430952 didn’t disable the rbt and died. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the madness and mayhem we have in store for you!