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Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 9022 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
Chimeras Created: | 4 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 27 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 12 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 57 | Magic Items Found: | 4323 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
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