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| Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 5641 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Votes: | 1671 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 590585 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Zombie Dances: | 10 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
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